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Anonymous says

We've got this very bright burmese cat, she figured out how to turn my printer on and make it print test pages and she loves to do it because she knows that it really annoys me. Bad girl! It is much more convenient to leave the printer plugged in, but I will unplug it because of this. But she will just find some other creative way to drive me crazy. Probably destroying my possessions :-)

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Anonymous says

My daddy dusnt love me I know the games he plays with my sister at night but he says not old enugh yet I hate my sister

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Anonymous says

People that lie about having mental issues to get away with what ever they want.

I'm sorry but no. Unless you've been diagnosed, you don't magically have that disorder you looked up on WebMD or that illness your friends were all saying they have to "look cool".

Mental illness is serious and when people have to struggle living with them and see you prancing about using it as a get out of jail free card, you make these people hide away a little more. Y... read more

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Anonymous says

hey sis you're looking mighty hot tonight and I'll bet that p**** is already wet

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  Anonymous says

I swear to god the rick character from Rick and morty was based off my uncle.
I'm having an aneurysm.
If you want to know more you can ask but it's. Not great.

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Anonymous says

it doesnt even make me feel bad when you mope it just makes me annoyed. i dont feel sorry that you feel regret over hurting me. just do better next time. f***.

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Anonymous says

Honest question: why am I treated so differently as a teenager than I was as a child? I feel I had more respect as a child opposed to now. Any small decision that I make for myself is viewed as rebellion when it is a decision I am making to learn more about the world around me. I am not making decisions to waste their time or cause them any inconvience, but I am constantly made to feel that wanting to talk is a bother. I am not asking for some grandiose gesture or movie-style... read more

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Anonymous says

My mom told it hurts her that I don't like my face cause I come from her genes which means I don't like her face. Thanks mom. That helps.

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  Anonymous says

"You disgusting cow," he reminds me. "Worthless idiot," he scoffs. "I wish you died at birth."

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  Anonymous says

I just found out my sister-in-law lied about something super serious. She told me and my brothers years ago that my step mom found my dad in the bedroom, sitting on the bed with a gun in his hand, because he was on Chantix. Well, I talked to my step mom today and it never f***ing happened! I don't even know what to think. Why would you make something like that up?! I've had this image I my head for years, I can see it all so clearly, imagine what it would have looked like. Sh... read more

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  Anonymous says

A few weeks ago, I was pregnant, and laying in bed with my 5 year old daughter. She suddenly woke up, screaming, " Baby! Baby! "
I calmed her down, assuming it was just a nightmare. A few days later, I had a miscarriage.

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  Anonymous says

I miss my uncle and grandfather.....

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  Anonymous says

do you hate it when someone accused me of something you didnt do? Well that just happened to me over f***ing towels over my mom, like those towels that you need after you go to bath. She told me I was using a sh** ton of them and made her laundry worse which i never did, and honestly it made me so pissed because it was over t o w e l s. God i am honestly so done im just really mad that i cried over bath towels f***

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Anonymous says

If my baby is any bigger than a banana, I want a C-section. I'm getting nervous.

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Anonymous says

I told my sister today I would watch my nephew over Halloween and when he goes to bed, I am going to eat 1/2 of his candy!! I didn't tell her that part, LOL.

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maxerino says

wow i just found a draft of a coming out letter to my parents... probably gonna finish it finally

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Anonymous says

So I bought my kid a bunch of awesome plastic food to play kitchen with.. what does she use. Acorns. She wants to cook with Acorns. Power to you my child.. power to you.

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Anonymous says

I think I'm going to keep it

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Anonymous says

Just found out I'm pregnant by the guy I was going to break up with. I have no clue what I'm going to do.

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  Anonymous says

You see she's being a b**** to me and you just tell me don't give your mom a hard time I HAVENT DID sh** THOUGH WTH

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