Post as?
Allow users to post advice and comments?

Need to get something off your chest? Just Vent Anonymously!

The 2017 Clean Fifteen list of produce least likely to contain pesticide residues:

includes sweet corn, avocados, pineapples, cabbage, onions, frozen sweet peas, papayas, asparagus, mangoes, eggplant, honeydew melon, kiwis, cantaloupe, cauliflower and grapefruit.

Relatively few pesticides were detected on these foods and tests found low total concentrations of pesticide residues on them.

The 2017 Dirty Dozen: Strawberries, Spinach Top List of Pesticides in Produce

In addition to strawberries and spinach, this year's list includes nectarines, apples, peaches, celery, grapes, pears, cherries, tomatoes, sweet bell peppers and potatoes.

Each of these foods tested positive for a number of different pesticide residues and contained higher concentrations of pesticides than other produce.

holy sh** i can't believe i managed to eat that much. i really ate a lot i'm gonna die

Have you ever tried to eat a chinchilla? IT'S HARD! I tried using lots of butter, but it keeps pawing the butter off it's nose and face. I like buttery chinchilla, but it won't let me eat it with butter. Maybe I'll pour syrup on it and try to eat it that way? *sigh* I just want buttery chinchilla.

How the hell did you eat an entire box of Girl Scout cookies in 3 days? I know they're basically crack, but holy sh** dude!

god I am so ma dtwnhasjofdhhhhdiojvdiovjbdklsbv

My teeth hurt so bad (recent minor dental work) so I'm switching to soft foods for now but now I'm getting cravings for steak and pasta salad!

I can't even chew a cracker right now dumb taste buds! :(

I seriously stayed away from Corned Beef until now (32) because my mom said it was gross when j asked her how it tasted once. I looked up the ingredients and it doesn't look bad. It actually seems like it might be really delicious. Obviously it might be different than "good" and I'm not sure what I thought it would be ... but I kind of want to try it. I love roasts and steak.

Hoagies and grinders!!!!!

Your vagina smells like earring backs

Omg i just drank sperm, will i pregnant?

TYPE YOUR FAVORITE FOOD

guys, my toilet is overflowing and i don't know what to do. i mean i can't plunge it bc it'll go everywhere, so I guess I have to wait till the water level is normal again? i have to go again, but i can't, bc it's already overflowing. why do i have to stress out over crap?

DO NOT EAT you just had lunch. do not make a grilled cheese sandwich god dammit (directed at myself)

Cadbury mini eggs are so yummy!!!!!!!!!! They are too good, stop it! I can't 🎭

New Easter Oreo Peeps are turning people's poop pink ...

I love sucking duck

THE BEEF IS SO FKING UNDERCOOKED IT'S EATING THE BLOODY SALAD!

For the person below it just shows that you're a coward for disabling the comments loool

Crackers and deluxe mixed nuts mmm - mmm oh and to wash it down, Mountain Dew, of course :-)
and some potato salad :-) the government! lol - wait :-O :-)