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  Anonymous says

Korean bbq tastes like acidic fart when its cold.

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  Anonymous says

My parents warmed up apple sider for a couple of their friends, and there was a little left over and everyone was outside so I had the leftovers because I love apple sider, but I think they spiked it......... it tastes so weird and not very good, and now my stomache hurts. Great.

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Anonymous says

I ruined pumpkin pie filling. It tastes good but it's so liquidy the pie turned into mush. I feel like a failure. I'm not sure what I'll even do if the second batch fails, I was gonna give a pie to oone of my friends.

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  Anonymous says

Oh my God I just watch my mother-in-law put mayo on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

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Anonymous says

I just love a nice young tight snatch

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  Anonymous says

What's this!? sh** on my dick!!? Not again!!!

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  Anonymous says

Healthy peeps & peeps who like nutrition: I need advice.
Finally convinced my family to get some good foods.
I need your opinion if you think this is good to eat tomorrow
(I was at the hospital w/my dad earlier and ate cheetos, candybar and mtn dew so i already ruined it for today)
I am 4'11 and 17 if it matters. Does my plan for tommorow sound good?
Breakfest: bananna, small cup of milk (whole milk), strawberry cereal (dried strawberries)
... read more

  • Oct 13
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  Anonymous says

Healthy peeps & peeps who like nutrition: I need advice.
Finally convinced my family to get some good foods.
I need your opinion if you think this is good to eat tomorrow
(I was at the hospital w/my dad earlier and ate cheetos, candybar and mtn dew so i already ruined it for today)
I am 4'11 and 17 if it matters. Does my plan for tommorow sound good?
Breakfest: bananna, small cup of milk (whole milk), strawberry cereal (dried strawberries)
... read more

  • Oct 13
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  Solita says

OMG why can't I just open up my fridge and there be a chef waiting right there waiting eagerly to hand me a taco or some chicken wings or even a pizza.
My frigerator lets me down...

  • Oct 13
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  Anonymous says

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

  • Oct 13
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Anonymous says

Baby please squat over my face and sh** in my mouth I'm hungry

  • Oct 13
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Anonymous says

b**** get back in that kitchen and cook dinner

  • Oct 13
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Anonymous says

i have a terrible appetite lately.. :(

  • Oct 12
Anonymous says

I need hatred to stay alive
please leave you hatred below
I am sooo hungry I'm starving
PLEEEASE

  • Oct 12
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  Anonymous says

I'm going to fast for a few days. No religious or diet stuff. Just me not eating for a few days because I feel like it.

  • Oct 12
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  Anonymous says

It's snack time, everytime.
List your favorite snack B)

  • Oct 12
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Anonymous says

Tonight my dinner will be a bowl of grass with a little bit of dirt thrown in for flavor and crunch, it's all I can afford

  • Oct 12
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  Anonymous says

I'm addicted to pumpkin pie.

  • Oct 12
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  Anonymous says

I got beef with the crab

  • Oct 12
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  Anonymous says

I go to drink my hot chocolate forgetting that it’s hot . And I just go for it like it’s nothing . Next think you know my tongue is begging for mercy . Like sh** THAT WAS HOT!

  • Oct 12
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