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Anonymous says

I love Reese's Peanut Butter cups and I can shove an entire full size one right in my mouth. It's so yummy.

  • Feb 16
  • 5
  Anonymous says

I'm not craving for instant noodles. I'm not! I am never going to eat those again. Maybe not until next month. I can do it. I can resist this temptation. I just finished my 2 hour workout and I'm not going to put all my hardwork to waste. There are other good food, you know. But Mi Goreng is my favorite!!! Nope. Not today. It always makes my face puffy. So no. No. I said NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • Feb 16
  • 4
Anonymous says

Binging on mushrooms is amazing because I can eat so many and it's only like 60 cal for 12 ounces and they are so filling.

  • Feb 16
  • 3
  Anonymous says

who likes caviar

  • Feb 16
  • 3
  Anonymous says

Tea is disgusting and nobody should drink it.

  • Feb 16
  • 7
Anonymous says

You never should have COME HERE!!

  • Feb 15
  • 0
  Anonymous says

So I farted and now it smells like sh** and grilled onions... I am both pleased and disturbed by this turn of events.

  • Feb 15
  • 5
Anonymous says

"But God gave us animals to eat!"
In the form of cute little farm animals with a f***ing consciousness?? Sounds like God gave you animals to be friends with and to learn empathy with and y'all were like, "f***ing delicious! Thanks God!".

  • Feb 15
  • 5
Anonymous says

I'm hungry and someone has food that smells good

  • Feb 15
  • 0
  Anonymous says

I'm a vegetarian and I've been craving chicken a lot lately. I've been a vegetarian for 4 years and have never craved poultry or meat, what is this?

  • Feb 15
  • 2
Anonymous says

Subway somehow always manages to wrap my sandwiches so that when I get home and open them, they're split-side down and all my veggies fall out into the wrapper.

  • Feb 15
  • 4
  Anonymous says

i crush m&m’s between my forefinger and thumb before eating them. it’s my guilty pleasure. what’s yours?

  • Feb 14
  • 2
  Anonymous says

Valentine's day is overblown. I hope no chick at work is expecting something from me because I didn't buy anybody sh**.

  • Feb 14
  • 10
Anonymous says

I think what i like most about the Coca cola vs pepsi drinkers is that they'll keep saying coke/pepsi tastes better/worse than the other when in fact, they're the same.
Just read the ingredients and the amount of sugar per portion on both bottles.
They're the same, exactly the same.
This is one drink distributed by two different companies.
Yet some people act like they're comparing wines or something.

  • Feb 14
  • 2
  Anonymous says

I missed celebrating the pancake day yesterday 😵

  • Feb 14
  • 0
  Anonymous says

The chocolates are cheaper after Valentine's Day.

  • Feb 14
  • 0
Anonymous says

Right about now I'm regretting giving up coffee for lent.

  • Feb 14
  • 1
  Anonymous says

stop eating my fruity pebbles barNEEEEEY

  • Feb 14
  • 0
  Anonymous says

I want fettuccini。Really badly。I love it。

  • Feb 14
  • 2
  Anonymous says

•• Soda or Milk ••

  • Feb 14
  • 1