Invited this girl I'm kind of maybe probably crushing on to a movie on campus and she turned up wearing the shirt she knows gets me gay as hell and we briefly held hands during the movie and then I walked her home and as I was about to leave she grabbed my jacket and pulled me into a hug and I'm just. So doomed. #unilife #howdidthishappen?
I had a boyfriend that didn't pay attention to me and beat off while watching TV instead (we were watching the Simpsons in a guest bedroom at his house). He'd notice that it would make me upset, so he would cuddle me for a couple of seconds. But he went back to doing it after a while. Even after I gave him oral...twice. (I know, setting boundaries was something I completely awful at, I just wanted him to love me and I show my love in every way I can, I really f***ing loved th... read more
Why do you feel like you need to dictate my sex life and my relationship with my boyfriend?
Yes, we've been together for about 8 months.
No, we haven't had sex yet. No, we don't plan on having any anytime soon. Believe it or not, neither one of us are ready for that yet.
Why do you insist on the fact the we HAVE to have sex or something? Is that your current boy can't keep it in his pants and you can't keep your legs shut?
We're in no rush to do anything, and that's our choic... read more
When the Hotel calls your house because they need permission to charge extra to the Credit Card because your 'husband' and his 'flavor of the day' ruined the sheets with whipped cream you're just going to say, "Sure, go a head, charge whatever you need." and then get right back to humming along; tending to your screaming, whining, and crying kid(s) as thrown food ruins the sweat pants that you have on ... right?
Wow. Just got to my best bros older sisters apartment... We started getting closer and closer until I was giving her head. Then we went to f***, so she pulls down my pants, but says "that's unfortunate, really thought you'd be big". I'm literally 5-5.5", that's not too small. I f***ed her with a strapon and... got a hand job... Seriously
Damn, I hope my friend doesn't find that one out