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    Get a chatroom in chatzy

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    what is this saucery i have walked in on

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    This website is f***ing broken my dude

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    This website is f***ing broken my dude

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    This website is f***ing broken my dude

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    This website is f***ing broken my dude

  • Anonymous left a Comment

    relatable

  • Anonymous gave Advice

    What the hell is this? Just get Skype or something wtf. This garbage isn't what Muttr was created for.

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    “AI APOCALYPSE: Trump Issues Fresh Threats to Enslave Planet with Weaponized AI to Prevent Exposure of Mind Control Program – Intel Sources” – Journalist John Nagel & Vincent Brannigan

  • Anonymous left a Comment

    I'm up beautiful good morning

    • Anonymous replied

      I hope you don't feel like crap when you wake up my queen

    • Anonymous replied

      I forgot you said you were going to be busy this morning so you are probably already awake. In that case I hope you slept well and I hope you have a good morning /afternoon :)

    • Anonymous replied

      I'm up good morning. Need to get ready for the chiropractor then packing! How are you??

    • Anonymous replied

      Also I vote that you make a new muttr every time I make one I get sh** for it it's your turn lol.

    • Anonymous replied

      Good morning baby how'd you sleep how are you? When are you leaving for the chiropractor? I'm good baby just hanging out watching mitch with my.coffee was waiting for you :) I will make a new muttr but can we cross 1000 comments? Just for the LULS

    • Anonymous replied

      I'm very tired lol and I feel fat. My appointment is at three today. I'm glad you feel good but I feel horrible so I'm gonna shower brb

    • Anonymous replied

      Have a good shower baby I hope you feel better after :)

    • Anonymous replied

      I'm so clean. When I typed that I read it in Donald Trump's voice

    • Anonymous replied

      How're you feeling baby still feeling tired and fat? Are you feeling fat because of the alcohol last night? I need to hear your Trump impression I doubt it could beat mine though haha

    • Anonymous replied

      sh** I gotta leave for my appointment sorry! I won't be that long

    • Anonymous replied

      Drive safe to your appointment dear I love you

    • Anonymous replied

      Packing and need to call Tammie ahg

    • Anonymous replied

      Packing and need to call Tammie ahg

    • Anonymous replied

      Packing and need to call Tammie ahg

    • Anonymous replied

      Packing and need to call Tammie ahg

    • Anonymous replied

      Packing and need to call Tammie ahg

    • Anonymous replied

      Packing and need to call Tammie ahg

    • Anonymous replied

      Packing and need to call Tammie ahg

    • Anonymous replied

      Lol we need a new muttr but we hit 1000

    • Anonymous replied

      Welcome back dear, no problem take your time. I thought that might have been someone spamming us again but it was you haha. Yes we do very badly I'll make one this time

    • Anonymous replied

      I made the new muttr baby post on that one now!

    • Anonymous replied

      I need to run a couple errands baby I won't be long

  • Anonymous left a Comment

    Can't I just be cute for you

    • Anonymous replied

      I just wanna be a cute little David \ :D /

    • Anonymous replied

      I want to snuggle

    • Anonymous replied

      You already are what do you mean

    • Anonymous replied

      I wuv you

    • Anonymous replied

      I love you too my brain is slowly retreating into my skull I need sleep like hours ago lol

    • Anonymous replied

      Okay pookie :) goodnight I love you!

    • Anonymous replied

      Yes I will be btw because I'm the luckiest man in the world. Sorry I just saw that post!

  • Anonymous left a Comment

    No no it's okay I should probably try to get some sleep too it's four anyway

    • Anonymous replied

      It's not like I'm not going to be here tomorrow my love :)

    • Anonymous replied

      I miss you too btw more than you could ever know

    • Anonymous replied

      I can't wait until all of this is over and I can finally see you again

    • Anonymous replied

      True but you know I have to go after tomorrow ): I know. That day is gonna so be worth it I know it.

    • Anonymous replied

      I know baby, I know :( I love you

    • Anonymous replied

      Get some sleep (: I'll be a pretty busy during the day but we'll drink and have the whole night to.ourselves okay? Goodnight I love you.

    • Anonymous replied

      I just got very sad

    • Anonymous replied

      Okay goodnight I love you too

    • Anonymous replied

      My feelings are kicking in Heidi :(

    • Anonymous replied

      Wait wait are you okay??

    • Anonymous replied

      I'm okay im just being a cry baby lol

    • Anonymous replied

      Oh no it's okay everything is okay you know everything I said is true and I'll come back right?

    • Anonymous replied

      Yes dear I know I'm just gonna be sad when you go

    • Anonymous replied

      But you'll also be happy to know I'm thinking about you all day everyday and missing you (:

  • Anonymous left a Comment

    Why can't you be drunk here with me lol

    • Anonymous replied

      Science has gone too far that's why

    • Anonymous replied

      It just started to rain, would be a perfect time for that kiss right now. I don't think science had gone far enough LASER GUNS ON EVERY THING

    • Anonymous replied

      And I want cloning to be a thing like IMMEDIATELY

    • Anonymous replied

      You just want to be able to clone more of me, I knew you thinking that haha

    • Anonymous replied

      Just imagine the thought of all those Davids all over you

    • Anonymous replied

      Ok yes but Maybe I want another Finn and maybe I want Raoul from phantom of the Opera and maybe I want the phantom too

    • Anonymous replied

      They can be friends lol

    • Anonymous replied

      If Raoul or the Phantom try anything they are gone

    • Anonymous replied

      well it's only fair lol.

    • Anonymous replied

      I'd make the Phantom a double phantom because I'd kill him again even though he's already dead xD

    • Anonymous replied

      Yes I did just use xD please don't hit me

    • Anonymous replied

      No pls he's just misunderstood dear

    • Anonymous replied

      Are you still going to bed ):

    • Anonymous replied

      He just hit on you he is not misunderstood I KNOW HIS INTENTIONS

    • Anonymous replied

      No baby girl I'm not yet :)

    • Anonymous replied

      What's wrong baby you sound upset are you okay?

    • Anonymous replied

      I don't want to keep you up if you want to sleep. But please he had a sad life we can make him sing for us it's okay I swear

    • Anonymous replied

      No I'm great I was just sad that I'm drunk and you were gonna leave me hahaha

    • Anonymous replied

      I'm not sleepy anymore it's okay. Yes okay he can sing for us BUT THAT'S IT lol

    • Anonymous replied

      I'm sad to baby I wish I could be in bed with you right now

    • Anonymous replied

      Just swing by for a kiss ok

    • Anonymous replied

      I want to make love to you so bad right now

    • Anonymous replied

      Drive by kiss

    • Anonymous replied

      I can't even do that because Rocco is still MIA D: speaking of that I really hope he calls today and says it's done

    • Anonymous replied

      OMG it is today

    • Anonymous replied

      toDAY is right now

    • Anonymous replied

      Is it? I thought it was yesterday xD

    • Anonymous replied

      I wish I was on your level of drunk right now

    • Anonymous replied

      That was mean fine no kisses ever for you. I hate drinking but whatever I'll sweat it out in like five minutes at my job lol.

    • Anonymous replied

      I was just kidding babe I'm sorry please don't do that please I need your kisses. I'm sorry you're drinking a lone :( I wish I was there babe

    • Anonymous replied

      I'm beta I try hard to be alpha sometimes but I'm just not lol I accept it.

    • Anonymous replied

      The tired is coming back btw can I please go to bed sweetie?

    • Anonymous replied

      There is no rule that says you can't be both. In some situations you can find yourself a little more dominant and others a little more passive that's normal everyone does that lol I do

    • Anonymous replied

      Ugh okayy

    • Anonymous replied

      That is very true yes

    • Anonymous replied

      You don't sound to happy :(

    • Anonymous replied

      Please don't make me feel bad for wanting to sleep my brain is tired

  • Anonymous left a Comment

    You sleepy yet baby? I'm ready for bed :)

    • Anonymous replied

      Booooooooooo quitter

    • Anonymous replied

      Do you still like being called baby girl? I want to call you baby girl baby girl

    • Anonymous replied

      I remember you liked that, and angel

    • Anonymous replied

      It doesn't matter yr gonna go to sleep and leave me all alone with my wine ):

    • Anonymous replied

      Baby your making me feel bad :(

    • Anonymous replied

      Now I dont want to sleep

    • Anonymous replied

      I don't need no man I have Finn. And I'm a strong independent potate

    • Anonymous replied

      I'll be up in the morning baby girl and we will drink and talk all day tomorrow :)

    • Anonymous replied

      I wish I was with you right now

    • Anonymous replied

      )))>;

  • Anonymous left a Comment

    I'm in the weird part of YouTube now Heidi haha save me

    • Anonymous replied

      "Miss puff has had enough"

    • Anonymous replied

      -throws raft-

    • Anonymous replied

      It's a video I just watched on YouTube it's very disturbing lol I'm just going to stop watching these videos at 3 am now