I absolutely love being alone, its the greatest thing since dwarf fruit trees, Truly! I can do anything i want, no one is around to kill my vibe. Ive spent 4 months in complete solitude, however my time in paradise is quickly coming to an end, i dont know what i am going to do.. I dont want to share my home with ignorant negative fools again. ive been holding this unhealthy grudge against these imbeciles for as long as my faulty memory can remember. Theyve never done anything... read more
OK, I have to admit, if you're an a**h*** at my restaurant YES we will do sh** to ruin your night. I will do everything in our power to make sure that you have the WORST night you possibly can. Yes, my staff and I are guilty of making people wait on purpose and skipping people, putting you in a bad server's section on purpose, sending you one of the dumb managers who don't know what to do ON PURPOSE. We hope you leave unsatisfied. Being a c***at a restaurant gets you absolute... read more
Life is not like a box of chocolates, it's like eating a piece of chocolate. When you go buy a piece of chocolate you're so excited because you have something new (birth), then you unwrap it and take the first bite and you taste all of these flavors and you get a feeling of bliss (childhood) and then you chew and the flavor begins to consume your mouth and you get used to it more and more with each bite (adulthood) and then you swallow the chocolate feeling either satisfied o... read more
I don't let men do things for me because I don't want them to think I owe them for it. If I let a guy buy me a movie ticket or food, or hold the door open for me, if he gives me things and moves my furniture or anything of the sort, then ultimately he's going to stop and say, "So, when are we going to have sex?"