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  Anonymous says

I absolutely love being alone, its the greatest thing since dwarf fruit trees, Truly! I can do anything i want, no one is around to kill my vibe. Ive spent 4 months in complete solitude, however my time in paradise is quickly coming to an end, i dont know what i am going to do.. I dont want to share my home with ignorant negative fools again. ive been holding this unhealthy grudge against these imbeciles for as long as my faulty memory can remember. Theyve never done anything... read more

  • 20 Feb 2015
Anonymous says

If my smoking bothers you
Don't breath!

  • 20 Feb 2015
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Anonymous says

I'm busy, You're ugly
have a nice day!

  • 20 Feb 2015
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Anonymous says

I haven't felt like myself all day
Maybe I'm you

  • 20 Feb 2015
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Anonymous says

I feel deeply crushed when being left behind.

  • 19 Feb 2015
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Anonymous says

OK, I have to admit, if you're an a**h*** at my restaurant YES we will do sh** to ruin your night. I will do everything in our power to make sure that you have the WORST night you possibly can. Yes, my staff and I are guilty of making people wait on purpose and skipping people, putting you in a bad server's section on purpose, sending you one of the dumb managers who don't know what to do ON PURPOSE. We hope you leave unsatisfied. Being a c***at a restaurant gets you absolute... read more

  • 19 Feb 2015
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Anonymous says

Life is not like a box of chocolates, it's like eating a piece of chocolate. When you go buy a piece of chocolate you're so excited because you have something new (birth), then you unwrap it and take the first bite and you taste all of these flavors and you get a feeling of bliss (childhood) and then you chew and the flavor begins to consume your mouth and you get used to it more and more with each bite (adulthood) and then you swallow the chocolate feeling either satisfied o... read more

  • 19 Feb 2015
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  Anonymous says

I just need a miracle. Just a wish come true. I'm tired of my family, my health. The way my life is going. If my life restarted tommorow, I would be so happy. It would be a dream come true.

  • 19 Feb 2015
Anonymous says

idiots, dolts, dullards, the common sense challenged, retards, putz, ignoramus,
tetched, simple minded, slow as molasses, feeble minded,feel free to add others!
so many names for such a common ailment

  • 19 Feb 2015
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Anonymous says

and your point is?
idiots come in all shapes and sizes

  • 19 Feb 2015
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Anonymous says

I don't let men do things for me because I don't want them to think I owe them for it. If I let a guy buy me a movie ticket or food, or hold the door open for me, if he gives me things and moves my furniture or anything of the sort, then ultimately he's going to stop and say, "So, when are we going to have sex?"

  • 19 Feb 2015
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Anonymous says

Everyone go listen to Torn by Nathan Lanier on youtube right now

#epic

  • 19 Feb 2015
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Anonymous says

Worst pimple pain ever: When the pimple is huge and on the corner or your upper lip.

  • 19 Feb 2015
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Anonymous says

you are a dumbshit

  • 19 Feb 2015
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Anonymous says

you are a dumbshit

  • 19 Feb 2015
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Anonymous says

you are a dumbshit

  • 19 Feb 2015
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Anonymous says

you are a dumbshit

  • 19 Feb 2015
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  Anonymous says

My incredibly fat cat has decided that she wants to start sleeping on my stomach. She doesn't even fit. Every time I push her off, she lays back on me. I can't breathe. Send help.

  • 19 Feb 2015
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Anonymous says

I want to be I zombie I think it's cool to eat humans

  • 18 Feb 2015
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Anonymous says

Please un-invite me to your pity party.

  • 18 Feb 2015
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