So long, PNC Bank. I don't live in your utopian, Republican world where everyone has $500 just lying around 24/7 in their checking account. That sounds wonderful. Yes, I'm poor as hell. That makes me less of a human than you. But I still don't deserve to feed the face of corporate greed with my meager earnings. I certainly hope you have lost a lot of business as a result of this dick move. Greed is a sin.