My wife is being very difficult with me. She's pregnant and I love her to death but I have standards and I don't have sex with fat women. So I told her that we can still have sex if she stays skinny. I'm not asking for thw impossible I've seen women that stay skinny and gave birth to healthy children. Always I'm not mad about that I didn't expect her to stay skinny but I did expect her to allow me to have sex with skinny women. I don't know what her problem is it's just sex. ... read more
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It's all about the Benjamin's, baby ...........
Senator Bernie Sanders has criticized former President Barack Obama’s plan to receive
$400,000 for speaking at a Wall Street conference later this year.
“I just think, it does not look good,” Sanders said.
“I just think it is distasteful — not a good idea that he did that.”
A conversation with a transgender!
A: Hi I'm a diamond see how sparkly and pretty I am?
B: No you are a chunk of coal and I just saw you come from the ground!
A: But I am a diamond! and I'm worth a lot!
B: NO you are a chunk of coal and you cost me fifty cents!
A: But I feel like a diamond and everyone wants a diamond!
B No you are a chunk of coal. here are the chemical tests to prove it
A: I tell you I'm a diamond dammit and you're discriminating against me..
Dicks are sooooooo f***ing gross!!! only gay men love giving blowjobs girls just have to submit to the rape culture brainwashing and pretend it's not abusive and disgusting. We would never be ok gagging someone and squirting disgusting fluid in their mouth. Think about how you've normalized it, eww! Thank goddess I'm a gold star lesbian!
Well done my children (Satan)
I couldn't be prouder than if you were my own children!!! the way you spread hatred, racism, bigotry, stupidity, senselessness, and homosexuality.
creating pain and suffering, spreading malicious lies and innuendo and enticing people to follow your lead, what wonderful pupils! you do a teacher proud!!!
Hell I've even gotten to have a vacation! first time since the dark ages, so thanks and keep up the good work you funny hairless monkeys
My mother is an evil c***who deserves to be shoved off a cliff. Due to this intense heat wave, I bought myself a small, portable electric fan which I run while I work out. My monster of a c***mom told me she's going to throw it out, because it adds too much to the electric bill, and that I'm a failure as a daughter. When I explained to her this fan uses very little electricity, and that I only use it when I excercise, she became even more irrational and screamed "shut up". ... read more
Ugh. My "friend" is so annoying.
I'll start with the beginning of me disliking her, so you can get a better context.
She has always been bossy. And, I'll admit, I am a pushover. (That is all going to change though)
What really started my annoyance was summer camp last year. She had gotten the highest role you could get in a group when you are not an adult. My other friend had made a song about stomping on your brother. (The song is not that bad) I sang it to my &... read more
I want to apologise to all men. I am a woman, but I don't think you're monsters. I'm sorry for all the feminism that has gotten out of hand, to the point where no one listens to rational ideas and facts. You guys keep being kind people! Don't let a whining Tumblr user tell you anything different.
To the whiny feminists: Have you noticed how much men hate the idea of marriage now? It's because of the silly claims you guys make and the court's idea to give the ex-wives the mon... read more
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