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  Anonymous says

Wife hates me and won't have sex with me, and is jealous of my new car so now she is mad at me #fml

  • 24 Sep 2016
  Anonymous says

HOLY f***ING sh** SO THERES THIS THING IN THE LIVING ROOM AND IMLIKE "this looks like a butt plug lmao i'm gonna go research it" AND I LOOKED UP A BUTTPLUG (don't judge me lmao) AND I LITERALLY FOUND THE EXACT SAME THING IM PANICKING WHYISITINTHELIVINGROOM WHO USED IT I CANT
#WHY

  • Jun 26
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Anonymous says

I hate my mom. She's a pathetic loser and I hope she dies soon.

  • 6 Oct 2009
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Anonymous says

If I see one more post about the "patriarchal society PIV brainwashing women" I swear to god I'm going to throw a chair out a window

  • Jun 22
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  Anonymous says

So are we all just going to ignore how f***ing PURPLE red onions are?

  • Aug 5
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Anonymous says

Donald Trump voting for Hillary Clinton (It's True)

Dr Donald Trump says he'll be voting for Hillary Clinton
Dr. Donald Trump has been working in the medical field for more than 40 years. He now runs a cancer institute in Virginia and although he says he'll be voting for Hillary Clinton next Tuesday, he has courted "The Donald" for donations for medical research in the past.
Dr. Trump first became aware of the other Donald Trump in the late 1970s when... read more

  • 2 Nov 2016
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  Anonymous says

STOP. LAUGHING. AT. ME.

STOP FVDKINF TRYING TO GIVE ME THE LAUGHING EMOJI I AM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW AND YOU GUYS ARENT HELPING MATTERS. I WANT TO GET IT ALL OUT OF MY HEAD.

  • Dec 12
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  Anonymous says

Cooking Mac and Cheese in ONLY an apron ;)
Keep in mind that I have B cups and I'm a 400lb man

  • 6 Aug 2016
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Anonymous says

So I ate the McDonalds I got, which was two chicken sandwiches, two orders of french fries and a double cheeseburger (half because I shared it with my dog), and a whole lot of water. I got rid of it but I feel like crap now. I'm so afraid I'm going to gain weight and it controls my life.

  • Jul 24
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Anonymous says

Two of my close friends have been murdered. The two murders were 8 years apart, but both died in very violent manners. Ron was shot in the head multiple times and his throat was slashed. Charles was shot in his head on his front porch with his wife and children right there. Ron's murdered was executed in '11, but no one has done dick to figure out why charles was shot. I want to watch the f*** that killed my best friend die. I want to see it. I hope they screw up and it's a h... read more

  • 2 Oct 2015
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Anonymous says

God, I hate you so much. Just because you're younger and I'm the eldest, you get treated like a bowl of f***ing fruit loops, and every bad thing gets blamed on me. I'm the honors child who was offered to get moved up 2 grades, I'm the kid who has a straight f***ing 4.0 GPA, you failed 3 f***ing grades, THREE, but still our family coddles you and thinks you're the grace of Jesus Christ himself. I'm gonna be the doctor, you'll be the gold-digger or some uneducated brat. You thi... read more

  • 13 Feb 2016
Anonymous says

I understand the difference between a joke and an opinion, especially a negative one. I know it very damn well. Why can't you just take a joke? I'm not personally targeting or insulting you, so what the hell is your problem? You're one to do this, since you yourself do this.

  • 9 Oct 2015
Anonymous says

I'm going to muttr you so hard. And then I'm going to internet all over this computer screen

  • Jun 15
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  Anonymous says

Just to recall a basic fact: Intercourse/PIV is always rape, plain and simple.

This is a developed recap from what I’ve been saying in various comments here and there in the last two years or so. as a radfem I’ve always said PIV is rape and I remember being disappointed to discover that so few radical feminists stated it clearly. How can you possibly see it otherwise? Intercourse is the very means through which men oppress us, from which we are not allowed to... read more

  • Apr 29
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Anonymous says

f*** offfff hahahahahha

  • Jun 28
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  Anonymous says

I DISAGREE!!! DOWNVOTE!!! DOWNVOTE!!!!!

You wouldn't know how to engage with an idea if it got down on one knee and proposed.

  • Jun 3
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Anonymous says

Twinkle twinkle little star,
Why is art so FEKING HARD!?
Up above the world so high,
I can't draw the other eye...
Twinkle twinkle, wat da f**k?
Demmit, demmit, I give up.... ; - ;

  • 6 Dec 2016
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  Anonymous says

I love being able to disable responses on here.
White people are inhumane and need put down
How do you feel about that last sentence huh? Oh right you cant reply :)) sorry

  • Jun 10
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he tells the truth when no one else will

  • 3 Dec 2016
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  Anonymous says

So here I am, taking a fat sh** when suddenly it hits me: gotta jack off. So now I'm sitting there taking a fat sh** that kind of hurts and jacking off to my favorite Loli Tentacle Hentai. After a couple of minutes I decide to spice it up and BAM 💥 now I'm taking a fat painful sh**, jacking off to Tentacles and Lolis, and choking myself with a towel. After 5 minutes of vigorous masturbation I climax and as I do so pass out and fall to the floor. I awoke a couple hours late... read more

  • Jan 15
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