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Anonymous says

Im a black man and i can honestly say im sick of you white people as a whole. Youre governments and corporations are all racist a**h*** who think they can control everyone and everything they can get their greedy fat a**es on. Some of you truly believe you are superior to blacks and other minorties in every way, f*** some of you want to exterminate us as a whole, similar to what Hitler did to the Jews in WWII and dont pretend we dont know thats what some of you are thinkin c... read more

  • 5 Feb 2010
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Anonymous says

As a kid I was told when I got older I'd be beating the girls off with a stick. Instead I'm just beating off my stick

  • 14 Nov 2009
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  Anonymous says

SHARE YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING STORIES! ?

  • Feb 21
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Anonymous says

Today it's a buyer's market (Satan)

I can remember when the human soul was thought to be worth something
Alexander the Great, Hitler, Mussolini, J.P. Morgan, Rockefellers, Kennedy's.
THEY would only sell their souls for something lasting, Wealth, Fame, ruling millions
of people with an Iron fist.
Now it's I'd sell my soul to f*** that blonde, or I'd sell my soul for a car, my personal favorites
Are I'd sell my soul for one more bite ... read more

  • 22 Jan 2015
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  Anonymous says

Ok so listen up.. I'm the 'fling yourself guy' ?? i've had my fun tonight but the thing is i'm actually a 18 year old girl lool thanks for being such a good sport and entertaining my bulls*** ?? goodnight everyone hopefully you got a good laugh from it and sorry to those that i pissed off... Just fling yourself into the ocean

  • Feb 22
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Anonymous says

I am not laughing with you but at YOU! U so LOL

  • 12 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

FEED ME I'M HUNGRY (Demon Spawn)

All the hatred you post,
goes to feed an angry ghost,
Hatred, malice, and fear,
These are the things whose taste
is so dear!

So come dearies, and feed me my fill!
So I can come to life, and enjoy the thrill!
Give in I say to hatred and malice,
So I can feed Well, in my crystal palace!

  • 23 Jan 2015
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  Anonymous says

I shaved my vagina and am mortally terrified of how much it resembles a chicken

  • Jun 15
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  Anonymous says

I feel like crap. So I have a best friend that I honestly kinda like, yet she has a boyfriend. I'm okay with her having a boyfriend, and she knows I like her, (Not how much) but when she talks about him and her it just makes me sad. I feel she should do what she wants to to be happy, but I myself don't know if she really is gonna be happy with him in the long run. He cheated on her already, so she cheated on him. Now after about a year they are back together. This was before ... read more

  • 17 Jan 2016
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Mdesires says

when ever a pirate in some movie says argh i reply back with argh

its automatic reply i cant control it i wonder if i am destined to be a pirate like captain jack sparrow

i guess i should stop watching the movies too much

before i lose control start replying to everything with just argh lol

  • 1 Apr 2016
  Anonymous says

WE NEED A FEMINIST KILLER QUEEN TO BRUTALLY CASTRATE ALL RAPISTS AND PEDOPHILES, AND SAVE THE WORLD ???

  • Apr 7
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Anonymous says

(intercelestial rates may apply)

Do you need someone to blame?
Life not going the way you wanted?
did your significant other leave you?
Maybe you lost that job that you weren't qualified to do?
Well we are your answer!
So call us now at 1 800 Blame God and you can lay all your problems at his feet,
The lord knows you couldn't have brought these problems on yourself!
So give us a call and we will blame god for you!

  • Sep 1
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Anonymous says

I think sesame seeds are dumb. I'm staring at my sandwich like really it doesn't taste any different. Wtf is the point?

  • 30 Sep 2009
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Anonymous says

f*** inflation: i used to get $.50 for each tooth, my brothers now get $1.50..

  • 30 Nov 2009
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  Anonymous says

Am I the only conservative woman out here on this sphere?

Cause all the 22 year old woman(or teens and young adults) i see here are immensely inappropriate and take pride in it. It is f***ed up that sensationalism has brain washed majority of people into believing showing a mass of your skin is sexy or beautiful. Acting this way does not make you more of a woman or an adult. It makes you look like you are attention seeking. Sticking your a** and breast out wit... read more

  • Mar 26
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  Anonymous says

How many replies, hearts, and laughs can I get?

  • Jun 26
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Jaire says

So, I was riding in the car with my good guy friend, and suddenly "Kiss the Girl" from The Little Mermaid came on from his ipod.

  • 2 Oct 2009
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  Anonymous says

I have a dig bick,
You that read wrong,
That awkward when you read that wrong too...
And said "moment" after awkward..

You triggered?

  • Feb 27
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  Anonymous says

This chick is over here selling these little baby a** soda cans for $10. I don't know who tf would buy that. That soda better make you time travel to 2040 if it costs $10.

  • Aug 24
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  Anonymous says

Kinda missing the fling yourself girl

  • Feb 22
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