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  Anonymous says

I just want to say, f*** you God! You piece of sh**!!! You're a f***ing worthless father! I f***ing hate you!

  • 18 Feb 2016
Anonymous says

If you force it down my throat again, especially after I asked you not to, I will bite it, and I will bite it hard.

  • 3 Feb 2017
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Anonymous says

I masturbated with a candle the other night.

  • 28 Jan 2014
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Anonymous says

any girl wanna hook up just for fun lol

  • Mar 4
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  Anonymous says

Sans and papyrus being lazy and naive respectively do not mean they are aroace nor does it "heavily imply" that they are aroace. They are respectively simply too lazy to bother pursuing romantic relationships and too naive to grasp romantic or sexual relationships. End of story.

  • 13 Feb 2016
Anonymous says

All jokes Assad,

things are getting pretty Syrias.

  • 7 Apr 2017
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  Anonymous says

Friends with benefits? No, thank you.
I did not ask if you are long without having affairs or even touching yourself, quit telling me this.
It is YOUR problem.

You want it , you get it? You are such a fool, there is no "Alpha Male" attidue, you have been crowned the Alpha DOUCHE BAG.

Instead of saying sh**, think twice. Because it is so easy for who is typing or saying the sh**: "Blah blah blah you are making excuses. Blah blah blah stop ... read more

  • 12 Feb 2016
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Anonymous says

i think it's wicked funny when you find girls you went to school with on porno sites hahahha

  • 28 Oct 2009
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PCFixerGuy says

OMG!!!! WHAT TIME IS IT!!!! My clock wasn't even set right on my computer!!!! Ugh! I am SO late!!!!

  • 3 Nov 2009
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Almo says

I've gone braindead after watching all the "The Annoying Orrange" clips on youtube...

  • 2 Dec 2010
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Anonymous says

I'm black and I know there are a lot of rights raised for us now and people trying to help...but its so hard for me to feel pretty just because of the color of my skin and I hate it

  • 16 Jul 2016
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  Anonymous says


  • 2 Mar 2017
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Anonymous says

President Trump - President Trump - President Trump
He promised it ... HE WILL DO IT! Trump ... the REAL DEAL!

Trump-backing congressman says GOP will use "budget reconciliation" to repeal Obamacare in first 100 days.
Party will use budget procedure that would let them jam it through, depriving Senate Democrats of the filibuster.


I can't wait ... read more

  • 11 Nov 2016
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Anonymous says

Oh my god I hear my parents OH MY GOD EW SOMEONE HELP WHAT THE f***

  • 8 Dec 2010
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Anonymous says

So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt."

So I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt. "Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now my hose, bra, and panties."

I took them off. Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."

  • 16 Mar 2017
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  Anonymous says

I give up I can't stop hating men,I have tried it a thousand times failed every single time. I can't stop it if I ever get a chance to destroy male sex I'll do it.

  • Mar 3
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  Anonymous says

Hi I am a thirteen year old boy and I think I am very healthy. Last night I fell asleep on my stomach and then all of a sudden my crotch got tingly and it felt kinda good so I slept like that. This morning I think I peed myself but it was really white and sticky. Someone please help me! Am I sick?

  • 5 Jul 2016
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  Anonymous says

I'll be honest with some of you boys out there,
Some of us will never find true love.
If you're fat
If you're ugly
If you're acne prone
If you're not fit
If you're not attractive
Maybe you'll find someone who likes you for you, for your personality...... But whats the f***ing point in that?
Won't you always live with the fact that knowing you're not with her because you're not attractive.
What if some motherf***er with the... read more

  • 6 Apr 2016
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  SpiritualFeeling says

Are you ready kids? AYE AYE CAPTAIN! I cant hear youuuu! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! Oooooo who lives with a GPA under a C? CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS! Who's living with stress-induced anxiety? CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS! If wanting to drop out is something you wish. CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS! Then take a long nap and watch some netflix!


  • 19 Sep 2016
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  Anonymous says

Escort makes $7000 a night where do I sign up

  • 9 Apr 2017
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