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Anonymous says

There's a gay guy in the office who keeps looking at me. So I'm not gay but I think I might let him suck my dick.

  • 10 Jun 2011
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  Anonymous says

I have no problem exposing dirty information about you don't make me cause if you do you're gonna be sorry you ever f***ed with me

  • Jul 19
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  Anonymous says

If you can't stand the heat gtfo of the muttr kitchen. ?????

  • Apr 4
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Anonymous says

Equal rights for women!!!

I'm a woman!! I'm your equal!

hey you can't hit me!!! :)

  • 13 Sep 2015
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  Anonymous says

i'm a trans male and tbh i'm scared about going outside because right now i just look like a butch lesbian, and i could be called a f** or be attacked because of it. i mean i live in the south. i am usually around my parents but i'm still really paranoid. UGH i don't expect advice or even nice comments but i hope you at least read it and went "he's screwed lol"

  • Jul 7
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Anonymous says

My boyfriend just had a pee inside me during sex, what a disgusting prick!

  • 28 May 2010
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  Anonymous says

I love my chemistry teacher. He doesn't teach at my school. He works at a coaching centres I go to. He is 26 and I am 17.
He is really hot. He is also extremely smart and funny and intelligent. Thinking about him makes me wet. Last night, I dreamt that we were kissing. He was touching me at all the right places. I wish it was reality.
Whenever I see him, I imagine him naked. I just want him to grab my boobs and squeeze them like lemons. I want to 69 with him.
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  • 1 Nov 2016
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  Anonymous says

Dear fat people, what made you fat?

  • 13 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

So i just watched the second Batman v Superman trailer and i am soooooo dissapointed! Whos idea was it to cast Jesse Eissenberg as Lex Luthor?! He just doesnt fill the role in my opinion. After seeing him in movies like 30 Minutes or Less and Pineapple Express i just cant take him seriously in this role. It really frustrates me because i am a huge DC fan; i want DC to make good movies and succeed in their cinematic campaign but i just dont think they can compete with the amaz... read more

  • 3 Dec 2015
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Anonymous says

All women wear the pants, even if men dont realize it. They have the p****, they make the rules

  • 6 Nov 2016
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  Anonymous says

What if every post and comment ever made on Muttr was the same disturbed person who had multiple personality disorder, chronic amnesia, and a lot of problems these past five years or so?
Who am I?

  • 15 Mar 2014
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Anonymous says

What's a messikin????????????

  • 4 Apr 2016
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  Anonymous says

i feel like a whore and i'm ashamed of myself. i'm a virgin, i went to his house to talk eventually he had me straddled over his lap we were making out (lip-sucking/biting tongue involved) eventually he got on top of me was feeling under my shirt, tugging at my jeans, tryna unhook my bra, i let him suck on my boobs bite my nipples :( i ended up having to leave cause my mom was on her way home. he's not my bf and probably doesn't plan on it i never did anything like that befo... read more

  • 3 Nov 2011
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  Anonymous says

In 2007, Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club faced $120,000 in unpaid fines from the town of Palm Beach, Fla., resulting from a dispute over the height of a flagpole.

In a settlement, Palm Beach agreed to waive those fines — if Trump’s club made a $100,000 donation to a specific charity for veterans. Instead, Trump sent a check from the Donald J. Trump Foundation, a charity funded almost entirely by other people’s money, according to tax records.

  • Mar 23
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Anonymous says

I'll pray for my sins
Dear god
please let me lust over every beautiful woman I see,
please let me snort coke off a hookers a** just once,
Please let me drink as much as I humanly can every day,
Please let me smoke as much marijuana as I can every day,
And please oh please let me get laid every night by a different woman,
All these things I ask in the name of the father, son, and holy spirit!

  • 12 Feb 2016
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Anonymous says

I'd be so embarrassed in front of myself if I dedicated so much time to stalking someone's sh** that I could pick their anonymous posts out online. You people that act like you know each other are cray cray. What a bunch of f***ing losers lol.

  • Jul 2
  Anonymous says

Go online to dating site.
See my aunts profile
Delete my profile
Close my computer
Set it on fire.
Wash my eyes out with bleach

  • 22 Sep 2016
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  Anonymous says

Mike Pence went from yesterday’s forum on "empowering women" (hahaha) to today leading a group of male politicians in a vote to take away access to birth control and cancer screenings and deny family planning to poor women. Can't trust them to make personal medical choices but it's fine to force birth and motherhood on women.

  • Mar 30
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alixer says

I'm so horny. Nobody move, I might f*** you.

  • 1 Jan 2011
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Anonymous says

Press "laugh" if you're a guy. Press "show love" if you're a girl. Press "You're an Idiot" if you're gay.
I wanna see who gets on here more. Guys or Girls?

  • 4 Apr 2011
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