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What's a messikin????????????
#messikin

All women wear the pants, even if men dont realize it. They have the p****, they make the rules

In 2007, Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club faced $120,000 in unpaid fines from the town of Palm Beach, Fla., resulting from a dispute over the height of a flagpole.

In a settlement, Palm Beach agreed to waive those fines — if Trump’s club made a $100,000 donation to a specific charity for veterans. Instead, Trump sent a check from the Donald J. Trump Foundation, a charity funded almost entirely by other people’s money, according to tax records.

I have a theory that there are more conservatives than liberals on muttr. I have no particular opinion on this. I am merely curious to test it.
Heart this post if you are a conservative, laugh at it if you are a liberal.

If I had a super power, id make it rain money. Dollars, not cents cuz cents would hurt unless i wanted to piss someone off then id make it rain pennies...Canadian pennies.

I'm so horny. Nobody move, I might f*** you.

Press "laugh" if you're a guy. Press "show love" if you're a girl. Press "You're an Idiot" if you're gay.
I wanna see who gets on here more. Guys or Girls?

YOU SUCk IN BED! Sorry... i faked it..

What if every post and comment ever made on Muttr was the same disturbed person who had multiple personality disorder, chronic amnesia, and a lot of problems these past five years or so?
Who am I?

I'll pray for my sins
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.
Dear god
please let me lust over every beautiful woman I see,
please let me snort coke off a hookers a** just once,
Please let me drink as much as I humanly can every day,
Please let me smoke as much marijuana as I can every day,
And please oh please let me get laid every night by a different woman,
All these things I ask in the name of the father, son, and holy spirit!
AMEN

Who's loving the new, badass emoji's on whatsapp? I'm IN LOVE with them! SO EXCITED!

Go online to dating site.
See my aunts profile
Delete my profile
Close my computer
Set it on fire.
Wash my eyes out with bleach

I'm a 13 yr old lesbian, and sometimes I really hate my life. I wish I was straight. Not because it's the "norm" but just so I wouldn't have to hide it from my parents. I've always know my parents weren't the types of people who would be like "oh your gay, well good for you" to a stranger but I never really knew how they felt. I've tried coming out to my mom by starting with "there's this girl in my class that just said she was gay" to see what she's says and then be like aha... read more

The muttr staff guy removed my last muttr :(

I was testing the text limit, and there is one... :(

I just used the tube of preparation h thinking it was a tube of toothpaste... >_<

LMAO a homeless guy was holding a sign wich read SMILE IF YOU MASTERBATE i laughed a really loud weird laugh almost like how on that one episode of family guy when stewie griffin does that uncontrollable laugh, XD

i feel like a whore and i'm ashamed of myself. i'm a virgin, i went to his house to talk eventually he had me straddled over his lap we were making out (lip-sucking/biting tongue involved) eventually he got on top of me was feeling under my shirt, tugging at my jeans, tryna unhook my bra, i let him suck on my boobs bite my nipples :( i ended up having to leave cause my mom was on her way home. he's not my bf and probably doesn't plan on it i never did anything like that befo... read more

The thing about Depression is that you just know that any bit of happiness you get is temporary. It's a suicidal emotion- always inevitably killing itself soon enough. But in a strange way, it just sorta feels like that's.... not a bad thing. Like, I know that happiness is always going to end. So when it does, it's not that bad. I can still see some beauty in the world when the depression takes it's course. My happiness may be suicidal, but it doesn't mean I have to be.

Ughh, I can ever keep friends....idk why. im not mean or anything. And I just want a boyfriend that will respect me and love me. I just want to be in a guys arms and just cry nd sleep as they hold me tightly and put me in a safe place :(

Anime nothing but stuck-up cartoons, conceited b****es they are!!!