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    f*** off

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    IS THIS WEIRD FANFICTION OF WHAT YOU'D LIKE AN ONLINE BOYFRIEND TO SAY TO YOU? TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME IN LESS THAN 400 VAGUE MESSAGES IF POSSIBLE.....

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    What the f*** hahahaha

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    The mother of Mayan society: nature.
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    • Anonymous replied

      BETTER THAN THE sh** ELEVEN AND TERORS WRITE SINCE THEY THE SAME LAME PERSON.

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    Good morning beautiful

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    I'm sorry I accidently posted that twice. If you are okay I'm ready to head to bed now :)

    • Anonymous replied

      Remember what happened to mine Heidi? I spilled an entire glass of water in my computer eight through the top and it was fine :) as long as you did everything I told you it's going to fine promise!

    • Anonymous replied

      Okay I trust you. Let's go to bed. Goodnight thank you again for helping me and I love you.

    • Anonymous replied

      Good and here's thar hug you need \ :D / I'm sorry this is the best I can do right now! You're welcome dear I love you too. Good night and sleep well my angel :) I wish I was there to hold you and play with your hair until you fell asleep.

    • Anonymous replied

      I do too (: sweet dreams

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      You're the best thing that ever happened to me Heidi. I'm the luckiest man in the world and I thank God everyday for how blessed i am. I hope you know that

    • Anonymous replied

      Sweet dreams my love

    • Anonymous replied

      I hope you find comfort and peace and happiness knowing that someone in this world truly does love and care about you as much as I do.

    • Anonymous replied

      Someone that says your enough, and loves you for who you are and wouldn't change you for the world. Knowing that someone's life would never be the same without you in it.

    • Anonymous replied

      Knowing that someone's feels and looks at you the way I do. I hope that brings you happiness and fills you with love :)

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    No no I did it

    • Anonymous replied

      Okay good, you're fine just leave it off and unplugged and left to dry over night okay. This kind of thing is my speciality please listen to me when it comes to things like this :) I don't want your computer getting fried

    • Anonymous replied

      No I know you're right I was freaking out so bad I at least wanted to make sure it turned on and also pray to go before I checked on here to see what you said then I saw after and turned it right the f*** off. sh** this is a horrible night

    • Anonymous replied

      Maybe it's time for bed dear haha

    • Anonymous replied

      I'm honestly very tired myself maybe it's time we hit the sheets :)

    • Anonymous replied

      Thank God you didn't go to bed on me thank you for staying on here I could be totally screwed right now if you weren't here to tell me what to do Jesus. I took melatonin I wanna pass out for at least a week

    • Anonymous replied

      You're welcome Heidi you're my partner it's what im here for :) did you get a fresh pair of sheets and blanket because of the buggies?

    • Anonymous replied

      I did actually. God David what the hell did I do to deserve this Jesus lol. I'm tired and I'm sure you are too I'm sorry for scaring you and making you worry. I'm so stressed that I have hiccups so I have to stay up until they go away. You should sleep I dont want to keep you up

    • Anonymous replied

      Good I'm glad you have some clean comfy sheets and blankie now. I wish I could wrap up with you :) You didn't do anything Heidi accidents happen it's okay don't stress or blame yourself or over think it. Accidents happen and it's perfectly okay. Your computer is fine and will be fine. Accidents happen it's okay :) I am but I'm okay to stay up with you until you're ready for bed. It's okay no worries as soon as you said it was just bugs I was very relieved and I'm glad I was awake to tell you what to do in regards to the spill. Are you just stresses out from what happened or is there anything else on your mind? Im okay to stay up until you're ready for bed dear, I don't want to just leave you :)

    • Anonymous replied

      Me too. No idea what I'll do tomorrow though haha. I do too I'm so upset right now you know my dad hell kill me if there's anything wrong. I'll have to pay for a new computer when I need the money for classes and I'll never hear the end of it. No just tonight has scared the living hell out of me. Everytime I thought it was over something else sh**y happened ugh. I'm ready to fall asleep when you are. Thank you again really I hope this works.

    • Anonymous replied

      Just calmy tell him what happened and apologize and tell him all the steps you took when it happened. Like how you immediately unplugged everything and flipped it and kept it turned off to dry. You said you turned it back on to make sure it worked and it did and it didn't randomly turn off by itself or anything so you're fine. Leaving it off over night to try is just the smart and precautionary thing to do. It's fine though don't worry trust me okay. It's fine :) I'm sorry tonight's been so bad I wish I was there. Maybe give you A Nice back rub and anything else you wanted :) You're Welcome Don't Worry About It It Will Be Fine Dear promise.

    • Anonymous replied

      I did I left a note‚Äč in case he's up before me I'll tell him tomorrow. Yeah it didn't do anything weird so I hope it alright cross your fingers for me. I literally just need a hug lol. Why don't you get some sleep you seem like you're pretty shot dear.

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    sh** I plugged it in to turn it on to make sure it was okay...everything is off and unplugged now and it's turned and I left my dad a note about it f*** I hope I didn't f***it upim gonna die

    • Anonymous replied

      No its fine nothing bad happened when you turned it on right? It didn't short circuit or just shut off by itself?

    • Anonymous replied

      I know you said you don't think you got any water on anything important but I just want to be safe about it. If there is water on anything and electricity passes through it it will completely fry your computer. Just leave it turned off and unplugged and left out to dry for the night okay :)

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    OH MY GOD IM CALLING THE f***ING POLICE

    • Anonymous replied

      Don't do that lol. Are they that big what are they do you know?

    • Anonymous replied

      Maybe wake up Steve? Or you could sleep downstairs for now and take care of it in the morning?

    • Anonymous replied

      I did all of the above and I'm washing all my clothes and sheets and I want to bathe in boiling bleach oh my God I found a massive stink bug a huge spider and thousand legger and a moth which I didn't get what the f*** is next a python?!?.! There has to be a hole in my window screen or something. I'm never sleeping again bye

    • Anonymous replied

      Holy cap that's a lot of bugs. There must be a leak some where for a moth and stink bug to get in. As for the spider and thousands legger those are just natural house bugs. Did you get rid of them all and are you washing all your stuff right now?

    • Anonymous replied

      Seriously I'm glad youre okay. I got really scared when all I saw was DAVID HELP ME.

    • Anonymous replied

      In the future I'll be there to take care of things like this don't worry :)

    • Anonymous replied

      Also managed to spill a glass of water on my computer. (: I turned everything off and unplugged everything and turned it right side up like I saw you do I don't think anything go in but it seems to be working fine

    • Anonymous replied

      This has been a bad night apparently the universe thinks I need a mental adjustment maybe it's right. I know I sent it and was freaking out I'm sorry it was terrifying. So was the computer water incident.

    • Anonymous replied

      Oh my god where exactly did it spill on the computer? Was it a lap top or a desktop? As long as you got it turned off before anything happened it should be fine. Keep it unplugged and off and flipped like that until it's completely dry okay? And I remember when I did that. I remember being fairly calm but on the inside I was like f*** f*** f*** f*** lol. Just keep it like that over night and make sure it's completely dried out okay and do not have it plugged in!

    • Anonymous replied

      The universe is just being an a** a ignore it lol. It's okay I understand you were freaking out I was just worried something happened to you.

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    Also I'm sorry I almost forgot to ask, how was your day beautiful?

    • Anonymous replied

      DAVID HELP ME

    • Anonymous replied

      What what's wrong? ??????

    • Anonymous replied

      Are you okay what's wrong???????

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      TWO BIG SCARY BUGS IN MY ROOM HELP HELP SAVE ME

    • Anonymous replied

      Oh my god you seriously scared the crap out of me Heidi

    • Anonymous replied

      I read that and I was like woah woah woah what's wrong I actually got really scared. What kind if bugs are they? Go get a paper towel and pick them up and flush them :)

    • Anonymous replied

      Or let them back outside!

    • Anonymous replied

      I love you Heidi please don't scare me like that lol

    • Anonymous replied

      You know I would get rid of them if I could dear :( I'm sad I can't.

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    I am actually very tired I'm like half dead right now haha

    • Anonymous replied

      Get some sleep dear go to bed :)

    • Anonymous replied

      I wish I could be there next to you.

    • Anonymous replied

      I do too..I love you too

    • Anonymous replied

      I love you too, more than you could ever know. Are you going to sleep hon :)

    • Anonymous replied

      Also I just want to ask, are you okay? You sound a little sad.

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    You should it will make you dumb giggle and then I will be happy hahah. It is better than nothing dear like I said better to be happy it happened then sad for what you don't have right now (: my first relationship started serious but time went on and it kinda just didn't work so that was that. Even in spite of everything that happened I am grateful for the beautiful memories we shared and the happy days and nights with you. And yeah I think we should revise these plans at some point our families will disown us lol. Actually I didn't say that I think that was you bc I hate that saying hahah. And yes I'm expert at friend potates.

    • Anonymous replied

      Alright I'll watch them haha. Yes dear you're right. I hope your happy it didn't work out, because you found me instead :) me too and I hope you know I've changed a lot these past 7 months. Yes these plans are definitely going to be revised haha our wedding will be beautiful to symbolise an unbreakable ever lasting love :D. You did kind of. You didn't say it exactly like that but you said "I'm ride or die like that". I don't hate it its a fine saying because that means that person is your forever someone. Omg yes master chief Heidi's fried potatoes. Can we skip 2 1/2 years into the future already

    • Anonymous replied

      Also idk why but after I said that stuff about me bring grateful and lucky and happy I got this feeling in my chest and I started crying D:

    • Anonymous replied

      I'm very happy it didn't work out I could have ended up with that mutant forever lol. And of course I'm happy I found you, and especially because I know that you have changed if you hadn't we wouldnt be here right now. It should be beautiful but a celebration too preferably without a dank meme playlist hahah. Oh yeah that sounds more like me haha, I know the meaning is nice I just think it sounds dumb idk. You can also make them you know lol they're simple. No don't cry unless you're happy o;

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      A mutant LOL did you ever show me that guy? I know you should me a couple and we made fun of them. I'm happy too the happiest man in the world and I'm glad you know that I have I coudent imagine being anywhere or with anyone else. Yes dear no dank meme playlist at our wedding. I'm more than okay with that. No I agree it does sound dumb lol. I know but I dont have any potatoes and watching you cook and having you cool for me turns me on, just like you cooking for me turned you on. Humans are weird we are a weird species haha. I am happy the happiest man I'm the world, all I could think about was how much I loved you, buy I'd be lying if I said there wasn't a little bit of sadness in those tears

    • Anonymous replied

      Well physically he wasn't a mutant but he may as well have been maybe I would have stayed away from that dork haha. I know dear I feel the same way. I want all I ask of you on the playlist or someone is gonna get hurt hahaha. Yeah I've heard the same thing from a lot of other couples I guess makes sense. I swear we haven't come as far as we think that's some caveman stuff right there. I know there's a little bit of sadness and there isn't much I can do or even you except to learn from our past dear that's life, it's not always pretty.

    • Anonymous replied

      Put it on the play list dear, no need to hurt anyone because in the end it will probably be me haha. We really haven't but we are only human and I like being human lol yes dear I know, it wasn't even about that I was just missing you but learning from it and changing and being better is definitely important so I'm glad you brought that up. I'm going to save everything I've gotten from my class es and I hope you will look at them with me. I recently got something called "My partners bill of rights" and there's a space at the bottom for us to sign. I hope you'll look at that stuff with me.

    • Anonymous replied

      No wait I change my mind I'm gonna cry if that song comes on nope nevermind haha. I don't like it I wanna be a panda. I wanna hang out and be cute all day with no schedule. I know but we're getting there always remember that, time always goes forward no matter what (: I hope you do and I'll be happy to but I want a lawyer particularly Finn in a little suit and tie. He will vouch for me

    • Anonymous replied

      I might even cry with you though :) whatever you want on the playlist though hon. Well you have a schedule but you are still cute all day everyday. Yes dear I know :) I will and it really means a lot to me to hear you say that. Finns going to be your lawyer and our best man? Jeez he's got quite the schedule haha

    • Anonymous replied

      How're you feeling hon? It's late you should let your body and mind get some rest :) I know you said you were tired.

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    I have potato blood in my veins. My live is potato. In your working life and living us always potato. I dream of potato. When we are going to harvest in your heart and in your mind you feel, that you are going to export the potato and you are not going to see it anymore. That hurts. That family thinks always from morning to evening about the potatoes.

    • Anonymous replied

      Did you take your medication today dear...

    • Anonymous replied

      Go to YouTube and look up "my life is potato" hahaha

    • Anonymous replied

      It's f***ing amazing that's an actual person that exists

    • Anonymous replied

      I'm scared

    • Anonymous replied

      Did you watch it? LOL you didn't laugh it scared you? I'm sorry I thought you would have thought it was funny lol

    • Anonymous replied

      I did I got caught up in the remixes of it though LOL only you would find this I swear to God. Are you going to leave me for potate

    • Anonymous replied

      Oh my god I didn't listen to any remixes LOL I bet they are ridiculous. Can you play one at our wedding dear? I am the master of stupid things on the Internet haha. No dear I'd never leave you, and certainly not for an earthen vegetable :3

    • Anonymous replied

      They're pretty bad. I'm playing what's new pussycat on repeat only at our wedding with a layer added every second. I know I thought I was bed you're always ahead of me though hahah. You seem pretty serious about potatoes

    • Anonymous replied

      I'm going to watch some later. Did you laugh at them? I miss your laugh your laugh is the best. I can see you laughing in my head so clearly I can even hear your voice. Okay then I'm going to play rick roll with a layer added every second :D. Our wedding is going to be so f***ed hahaha. Our families will just be like wtf is wrong with them what is this. Most of my life has been on the Internet so I've been around. Potatoes are delicious especially baked potatoes with salt and pepper and sour cream. Oh baby.

    • Anonymous replied

      My second love is food. You're my first of course.

    • Anonymous replied

      I cam honestly say that you are my first real love, and the only one I ever want forever. If you'll have me :3

    • Anonymous replied

      Yeah they were awful haaha. It scares me that people have time to make these for every damn thing lol. I know I remember yours too I hear you in my head all the time lol. It won't even be a wedding it will be a circus the way our plans are going lmao. Fried potatoes with paprika r better. I consider you my first too, I cared very much for my first boyfriend but I don't think I was in love with him. I couldn't have said it better myself <3

    • Anonymous replied

      I won't even look at them then haha. I know right but people do make amazing things sometimes. :( it sucks I can only hear you in my head for now. :(. Yeah these plans are def not set in stone hahaha. Oh my god fried potatoes are you able to make those? Please? I never had a serious relationship or a relationship in general before you but I'm the luckiest man in the world my prayers were answered and found a literal angel on earth. I couldent be more grateful. I think what I miss the most is you just being here at the end of the day. I remember you said I hope no matter what happens I hope we always come back to each other and back when I was in jail I was wondering if that was still true, and I was also thinking about you saying you were my ride or die. There's no doubt now and I really can't express or put into words how happy I am and grateful and honored and blessed I am.

    • Anonymous replied

      Also lucky very very very VERY lucky

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    Nah I don't sweat when I lift no worries I'm just gonna work out tomorrow morning and have to shower again anyway haha. But I like it it tickles me. Yes you really should (: I did once or twice. I am off to the gym I'll only be there for like forty minutes or so I'll be back in a bit

    • Anonymous replied

      Okay hon drive safe I love you

    • Anonymous replied

      I'm home good Lord I'm tired

    • Anonymous replied

      Welcome back :) I just got out of the shower. Did that work out wear you out babe?

    • Anonymous replied

      It really did all I did was lift lower body and I'm like dead. It's hard being this formidable LOL how did that shower treat you?

    • Anonymous replied

      Oh you did lower body today? Tell me about how you lift lower body I'm ignorant to these kind of things, and yes you are very formidable I've dealt with it first hand LOL. It treated me very well I scrubbed the f*** out of my face and it's very irritated. I have these scrub gloves that I put on and can put soap or acne stuff on and they are kinda rough so I just get them wet and scrub the f*** out of my face. My acnes been being a pain lately. I scrubbed a little to hard hahaha

    • Anonymous replied

      Also I just want to say that it's really nice having you here.

    • Anonymous replied

      I really missed my best friend.

    • Anonymous replied

      Yes we'll there machines in the gym for lower body too, big ones are leg press which is like benching for your legs and leg extensions which is like stretching your legs only you have to push weight. My other favorite is calf raises cus I can do a ton of weight on it (((: you of all people would know honestly. That sounds hugely painful but I understand my face broke out recently too and I had cramps today so that must be why. If I drink a ton of water usually mine clears up in a few days (~: you exfoliated the hell out of your face now you have a new face David IF THATS YOUR REAL NAME

    • Anonymous replied

      Me too ):

    • Anonymous replied

      Oh yes I do know, very well ;) I'm glad you had a good work out babe, I wish I could massage you and we lay on the couch or in bed and watch movies and relax. Sounds like heaven right now. It's not that bad I'll live. I always felt so bad when you had cramps youd be in so much pain :( hopefully they are gone now though. I haven't been drinking a lot of water recently I should do that. Honestly I hate tap water there's so much extra crap in it that's so bad for you. We are having our water filtered in our house I hope there's no disagreement with that haha. Yes I look exactly like that one actor you think is hot, and I'm 3 inches taller now. I am now 6'5 marry me. My real name is Pablo escabar and I sell potatoe. I love potato my life is potato.

    • Anonymous replied

      I did tomorrow I will have an ever better one. Treadmill hills on level 7. You know how I am about leg and feet massages I might kick your beautiful face and you'd have no teeth and I'd have to put everything in a blender and it would be a miserable existence. I don't get my lady friend but cramps happen every so often maybe that's why I've been in a mood lately...I don't know anymore with my hormones lol. Yeah dehydration can really mess with your skin and stuff green tea is good for that too. Yes we can have a fridge with a filter like my mom's please. I'm sorry but I'm in love with the phantom of the Opera and Raoul now you're gonna have to scrub again...JK

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    My friends? Lol I just went for a walk with Finn. I sent you that I was leaving and before the page loaded I locked my phone I guess it didn't go through. Have a good class love you too

    • Anonymous replied

      I'm gonna hop in the shower I may not be done putting my face on by the time you're home lol

    • Anonymous replied

      Oh I thought you said you were gonna meet up with a couple friends. My mistake. Yeah it didn't I was like I guess she must have just left haha it's okay no worries. I'm omw home now she decided to end it early because she wanted to enjoy the nice day lol have a good shower.

    • Anonymous replied

      I'm home babe I'll wait until your done with your shower and face before I start talking lol

    • Anonymous replied

      I just started a game of league honey I'm sorry if my responses are slow :)

    • Anonymous replied

      Sorry that was my fault for being impatient haha, nope just me and Finn. I never see my friends only every few months lol. I'm back all showered and pretty. That sounds like something I'd do. It's okay take your time no rush (:

    • Anonymous replied

      No you're fine haha how was your outing with Finn? How come do most of them live pretty far from you im guessing. I wish I could see you I bet you look amazing :( yeah she's really cool haha. Only 5 more classea to go babe and I'm done. Games done btw gonna take a little break and talk to you

    • Anonymous replied

      Why do you have to tell me you just got out of the shower and pretty. This really sucks lol

    • Anonymous replied

      It was good just a long peaceful walk (: well yeah they live like an hour away by school so I cant see them very much but we're all pretty low maintenance anyway lol. Well I look pretty human now so that's good. Nice! Make the most of them dear (: oh you'll be okay hahah

    • Anonymous replied

      Good I'm glad you had a had a relaxing walk with finney boy. That's good plus when you do get the chance to see them makes your time together that much more valuable right? I hate it when you talk about yourself like that you always look human you're the most beautiful woman in the world and I'm the luckiest man in the world you're my partner. Yes dear I know I will. I just miss you babe. So today in class we went over negative self talk. 1.To not feel sorry for yourself. 2.To not blame your partner and 3. To avoid jelous thinking. It was good we had some good talks. I really gave learned a lot from these classes and I've really taken it to heart I hope you know that.

    • Anonymous replied

      Also do you still have that picture I gave you last time?

    • Anonymous replied

      I did now I need to go and lift and I'm not looking forward to it it's stinky. Oh I think so the people I'm friends with understand that we all have our own lives and are busy but when we do get together it's like we picked up right where we left off it's really nice to have people like that in my life and I'm grateful. I'm just joking dear it's okay haha. Self destructive humor runs in my family. I miss you too. Those are very important lessons to learn but it's all easier said than done. Practice makes perfect (: the more you apply it to your life the more you will learn. I know you have.

    • Anonymous replied

      Yes I have it (:

    • Anonymous replied

      You will probably be stinky again after your lift probably should have waited to take a shower and stuff! That's good I'm glad you have some good friends now! As long as your just joking, NO NEGATIVE SELF TALK HEIDI. Yes they are and I had my problems with some of it but not anymore. Well this stuff is all about relationships but I will apply it to my life as well. Okay I was just wondering :)

    • Anonymous replied

      I hope maybe if you're having a bad day and you look at that picture it cheers you up and makes you feel better <3

    • Anonymous replied

      Are you going to the gym to work out or just staying at home?