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If women had penises they would just trace decorational patterns on walls using their own piss, and it would all stink
If I had a penis I would keep it in my pants, thank you
No you wouldn't
I'm sure you haven't kept your clam in your pants
Dude if I had a penis I would want to touch everything with it.. and yes make pee pictures because why the f*** not right?
f***ing knew it
Lmao yes we've been found out
Aren't you too young to be buying pot?
Aren't you too old to care??
I don't care if you smoke it. I care that it seems to be killing your precious brain cells.