A drunk staggers out of a bar and up to two priests…
He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not."
The drunk turns to the other priest. "I'm Jesus Christ." The second priest replies, "No, son, you're not."
So the drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." He walks back into the bar with the two priests.
The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims,
"Jesus Christ, you're back again?”