Firefox you bloated, slow, freezing, browser crashing motherf***er! I remember when we first hooked up back in 2005. You were so fine. Fast, relatively glitch free, awesome user interface, soooo many options for apps and add-ons. Now you're a 2-ton elephant in a China shop. I hate you, I hate you, I f***ing hate you... but I can't seem to make myself leave. And for that I hate myself too.