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  Anonymous says

Only p.e lesson i ever liked was badminton

  • Aug 18
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Anonymous says

Hebrews 12:14
14 Make every effort to live in peace with everyone and to be holy; without holiness no one will see the Lord.

  • Aug 18
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Anonymous says

I never got sports
A bunch of guys cuddling and playing with balls
well it just seems kinda gay to me.

  • Aug 17
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  Anonymous says

Air tight containers can trap farts. Do whatever you want with this information.

  • Aug 15
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Anonymous says

Trump caught on another hot mike

"f***ing Obama did everything right
now how am I going to live up to that?
that's why I gotta tear his sh** down!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
POOR TRUMP:)

  • Aug 14
  Anonymous says

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

  • Aug 12
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  Anonymous says

Is there a way I can get my endurance back? I'm trying out for track this year but I can't run anymore than 45 seconds without my chest intensely burning, it almost feels like a heart attack. I ran my freshman year with no problems, didn't do any sophomore year, but now that I wanna try out for junior year I can't get my body right. No matter how hard I try I can't run any longer.

  • Aug 10
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  Anonymous says

When I catch her......imma beat her a**

  • Aug 9
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Anonymous says

Did your farts form any of those craters on the moon, too? Asking for a friend...

  • Aug 8
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  Anonymous says

I farted with so much propulsion I launched myself to the moon and established a moon base. I have been up here since 1963. I assisted in the Apollo mission but my gas is so bad that it actually penetrated their space suits and that is why they have not returned. Your government is lying to you.

  • Aug 8
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  Anonymous says

is there ANYONE out there who can tell me the most basic dice mechanics of D&D????

  • Aug 7
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  Anonymous says

I wish I could go swimming but it's going to rain by the time I get out of work.

  • Aug 4
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Anonymous says

this site is full of cucks lol
get jobs or some sh** and stop living off of the government. you b**** here yet you have it made IRL with all of the government money that goes to you

  • Jul 31
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  Anonymous says

Baron Corbin gets pushed like somebody owed his dad a favor.

  • Jul 31
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Anonymous says

sometimes i wonder if my friends think about me.. like when they see a certain color or hear a certain song do they think of me and smile? i doubt it. actually i know they dont. because then they would make plans with me. they would text me. they would try to actually be with me but they just avoid me..

  • Jul 30
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Anonymous says

People who get done up to go to the gym or workout

I'm talking:
-women in fully done hair and make up
-men who have VERY OBVIOUSLY just shaved their face moments before arriving and have applied copious amounts of hair product

STOP THIS INSANITY

  • Jul 29
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  Anonymous says

Invite a rapist to meet you alone, then just run him over with your car until he's dead. If anyone asks it was a deer... or whatever local animal gets hit and run all the time #getyourownjustice

  • Jul 28
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Anonymous says

I took a cherrybomb and stuck it up a cats butt! I'm gonna miss you chicken nuggets

  • Jul 27
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Anonymous says

I'm most likely going to be in Junior Varsity volleyball instead of Vars. with a bunch of girls that hate me. Literally, everyone on our team hates each other, three of the starters openly confessed how they think I'm a try hard/smart a**/ etc. and I've never talked to them before we got on the team and we never talked much during practice or games. Is it better if I just not do it at all? Is it worth it to play another year with them when the three girls who are also starter... read more

  • Jul 23
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  Anonymous says

So... football.

  • Jul 21
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