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I want a sugar daddy but like without the sexual favors, just someone who will pay me to go to amusement parks with them and listen to their favorite music, watch their TV shows, stuff like that. where can I find this

I shaved my vagina and am mortally terrified of how much it resembles a chicken

Dicks are sooooooo f***ing gross!!! only gay men love giving blowjobs girls just have to submit to the rape culture brainwashing and pretend it's not abusive and disgusting. We would never be ok gagging someone and squirting disgusting fluid in their mouth. Think about how you've normalized it, eww! Thank goddess I'm a gold star lesbian!

If guys had periods they would brag about how big their tampons are.

Rapists deserve torture and death, heart if you agree!

If I see one more post about the "patriarchal society PIV brainwashing women" I swear to god I'm going to throw a chair out a window

CNN: James Hodgkinson, 66, opened fire on a practice session for the traditional GOP baseball game. Five were injured. The gunman's Facebook page was largely political, featuring a profile picture of Bernie Sanders as Uncle Sam and posts saying things like "Trump is guilty and should go to prison for treason."

Any Democrat or SJW who wants to call this man a misguided or misunderstood hero, please step forward to be slapped.

I love kids on youtube.
kid: "I'm not going to argue with you ;)" me: "whatever kiddo" kid: *proceeds to throw tantrum about how i'm disrespectful and they're obviously not a "kid"*

kid: "i like this song by the way i'm 9"

kid: "i'm 12 and i listen to -famous old songs here- not the sh** other kids my age listen to."

Obvious little kid under avril lavigne's "girlfriend": "lol i stole my best friend's bf with that song" me: "calm down you're like 13" kid: "actually i'm 14 s... read more

Life comes at you fast sometimes

It's funny reading posts about cherry. I'm willing to bet it's by lonely a** men and that it makes it even more hilarious.

your favorite kind of porn reflects your social deficiencies.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

Some girl on here want a sugar daddy get a damn job b**** stop sucking dick for Louis Vuitton bag hoe

**** If your sexual preference is kids ... join the church ****

Church of England head says it colluded with sex abuse ...
LONDON — The head of the Church of England has said the institution "colluded" with and helped to hide the long-term sexual abuse of young men!

I respect whores they get paid for enduring the abuse most girls are brainwashed into putting up with for free.

This is a real question. Does sex really feel good or they just make it look like that?

When I think about starting my period, I imagine soldiers combat crawling through rice paddies, grenades exploding, mud flying, people dropping out of helicopters, snipers sitting in trees knocking heads off. It's very theatrical.

To the one who wrote the "22 June 2017" post, beautifully said and I'm right there with you. :)


So today's obsession is some dude named jt and the sjw hater is still crying pathetic but amusing #trolltears... anything interesting going on tho?

Happy father's day to all the daddies, sugar daddies, and dilfs out there