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"when you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like discrimination."

I'm having an affair with my wife's sister, while my wife's on vacation with her cousins for a month. It's just me and her sister at home, I was just about head off to sleep and her sister comes into my bedroom and ask me for a spare pillow, and I lend her one of my wife's and she wished me "Good night, and have sweet dreams", and then she turned off the lights and closed the door behind, and just seconds later she comes in and then drops her pink satin nightgown on the floor... read more

if you are confused about gender, it's simple.
if you got a dick you are male!
if you got a puss you are female!
See how simple it is.

So I was relaxing at my friends apartment tonight when I called his girlfriends black cat a black cat. She (she's white) flipped the hell out and called me a racist and demanded that from now on I refer to her cat as an "African-American" cat... I'm just gonna leave this right here. No further comment except that I'm getting a little tired of this overly sensitive insane bulls***.

If guys had periods they would brag about how big their tampons are.

The b**** transgender didn't notify me she had a dick so I cut it off in self defense so they couldn't rape me:)
And the cops bought it

I'm a 22 year old woman who can lift a grown man. Is that weird or scary?

Also, if it matters, I'm gay

Troll: *asks obvious trolling question*

Normal person: Yeah, you're trolling.


Nice f***ing try.

See all transgenders ARE Demons here to steal your soul

Rapists deserve torture and death, heart if you agree!

You do realize that it takes about a year to a year and a half
for any changes a new president makes to kick in,

When bush got out of office (A Republican) unemployment was
at 15% and the housing market had collapsed.

Then Obama (A democrat) got out unemployment was at 4% and the housing
market has become stable and started recovering and no scandals for 8 years.

So now trump is enjoying many people going back to work( not his doing )
everyone has health care and the econo... read more

Todays people don't even know whats right in front of them, 9/11 was an inside job!!! the DNC is corrupt!!! Hillary KILLS people.

I farted with so much propulsion I launched myself to the moon and established a moon base. I have been up here since 1963. I assisted in the Apollo mission but my gas is so bad that it actually penetrated their space suits and that is why they have not returned. Your government is lying to you.

I'm an atheist. I am proud. If hell exists and I go there, that's fine.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

So im 13 and I am having sex dreams about once a week, is this bad or sinful any Christians who know? Does it not count as sin because you cannot choose what you dream about (except for lucid dreams) please no atheist answers.

I don't know what the f*** else to do. You don't agree to anything.

I want to have hot filthy sex with you. The kind of sex that makes earwax fall out. The kind of sex that gives you chest pains. The kind of sex that changes people's lives. I want you to do everything I ask and in turn I'll do anything you ask.

Read "1984". Ok, you're too lazy. Watch the movie "1984". Ok, you're probably a teenager and can't sit through it. Watch "The Giver".

See that? That society where every decision is already made for you? Where, if you step out of line and try to go your own way, even a little, you're a criminal? That's what American Progressives and Liberals want for your future. They're disgusting, totalitarian scum.

I have a lot of problems with Conservatives, and I don't even agree with L... read more

Atheists explained

1 John 4:7-8 Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God, and whoever loves has been born of God and knows God. Anyone who does not love does not know God, because God is love.