Congratulations. You’ve completely destroyed my self esteem. Not only have you made me hate the way I look, but you have made me hate the way I am as a person. I hope you understand what that feels like with that two-faced s***.
Okay let me get this straight. You broke up with me after a year of being together and you are now flirting with one of my friends that used to (and may even still) like you and you expect that we still be AS GOOD OF friends as we were BEFORE we started dating. And I’m supposed to be okay with this and pretend like everything is okay?