DramaticDog says

i'm typing this and making noise with my kayboard to make it look like i'm busy.

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DramaticDog says

I'm nearly convinced the incest person is actually a spam bot because i keep seeing the same sh** in the same order over and over again

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DramaticDog says

honey if not being able to do your hair the way you want it to be in the morning is enough to ruin your day, you need to reevaluate your priorities.

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DramaticDog says

I kinda want to draw some of these random and obscure posts because some of them sound like they could be a funny image.

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DramaticDog says

Some times i don't know what to say to something random, i just say "i agree" or "i don't agree" because it kinda fits under any random word.

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DramaticDog says

I'm getting real tired of this guy crying about cyber bullying every time someone is rude on the internet. Every time i see him he tells me about how he got bullied in youtube comments or because someone said something rude on a chatroom and things like that...

Cyber bullying is when a bunch of a**h*** from your school make sh** up about you and everyone judges you for it, when someone gets your address, number and other info and uses it to affect your life, whe... read more

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DramaticDog says

So today i learned that phones fear the cold and only work when they're warm.
My phone died, i charged it for 5 hours and it wouldn't turn back on so i got my hair dryer and used that to heat it up, 30 seconds, my phone turned back on.

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DramaticDog says

If you have sex on the very edge of a cliff but the guy is wearing a condom, is it considered safe sex ?

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DramaticDog says

My dumb cat is a very good way to break up a fight. The other day I was arguing with my mother over something really stupid because for some reason she gets offended about everything.
But when i talk, especially when i'm excited or mad i move my hands a lot, so i was casting a shadow that kept moving around on the wall and suddenly my cat jumped on that wallto try and catch the shadow, of course he miserably failed so we both started laughing instead.

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DramaticDog says

My brother got arrested because he tried to flirt with an officer to get away with being on a train without a ticket.

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DramaticDog says

my boyfriend told me to wake him up at 5. I just tried to wake him up and he mumbled "nooooo one more hour just one more hour" and went right back to sleep.

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DramaticDog says

When your friends say you never talk to them but if you don't message them first, months later you still haven't heard of them. Phones work both ways you know, if you miss me that much you can f***ing text me instead of waiting for me to do it and then complain about how long it's been.

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DramaticDog says

Lmao My brother is over at my place and just now i was sitting on my bed and i heard a lot of noise coming from the toilet and my brother grunting angrily. Then he goes "ugh, f*** this sh**." he knocks on the wall. I walk out of my room and go to the bathroom door, he was like "can you go get a screw driver and get me out of here ?".

I forgot to tell him the door is broken and he got stuck in the bathroom and was kind of struggling to open it until he finally gav... read more

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DramaticDog says

I finally decided to message my old friend, i don't even know if he will read that.
I sent him this:
"Hey, it's been a really long time and you probably won't even remember me,
I found you while talking to this girl who replied on your Skype instead of you.
She told me you were probably gonna be away for a while and that you were engaged too.
I hesitated a lot before messaging you because i wasn't even sure what to say,
you were a good frie... read more

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DramaticDog says

Microwave:

I take my food after 1 minute, it's cold, i put it back in, 10 seconds, it starts making weird noises and when i take it back it's so hot it feels like my plate is going to melt.

I go to my room and immediately start eating, it's cold again. But when i go to my room and wait half an hour because i'm afraid to burn my tongue, the food is still burning hot.

What is this Sorcery ?

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DramaticDog says

i like how some times here everything is fine, people are just minding their own business and being civilized, you leave for an hour, when you come back, everyone is arguing and complainning about each other. What a day.

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DramaticDog says

I'm in that mood where i just want to make out with you, grab your hair and f*** like wild animals.
But i also don't want to wake you up because you're adorable when you're sleeping.
I guess i'm just gonna wait. I hope you'll be down for that when you wake up.
Though i'm getting so frustrated i actually needed to let it out.
In the mean time i'm gonna take a fresh shower, maybe that will help.

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DramaticDog says

*airplane noises*

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DramaticDog says

I always wondered if winged characters in movies and shows have hollow bones like birds. It's part of what allows birds to fly, after all, having wings isn't all of it.
They have a light skeleton and a tail.
The tail is very important.
So technically in order to fly, especially with our long heavy legs behind us, we'd need a tail and not just wings.
But human with wings in movies just have a big pair of wings and that's it.
But with only wings, y... read more

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DramaticDog says

I don't really know what to do right now and i need some advice.
First some context that i think is important:
A few years back i made a really good friend, we became really close because when we met we were both on the street and 2 years later he vanished. I got really worried about him and then he came back into my life for a few months, he told me he was sorry and he confessed to me that he was addictd to heroin and going to rehab so he would be gone for a whil... read more

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