DramaticDog says

My very drunk boyfriend drew a toaster with sunglasses then gave it to me while slurring "i drew a cool toaster for you."

I don't really like it whe he gets drunk but that was just adorable.

  • Jan 7
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DramaticDog says

I was just talking about physics on the phone with a friend and my boyfriend called me a quantum nerd. It made me laugh and now he's offended because i laughed at his attempt to offend me.

  • Jan 6
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DramaticDog says

Dear weird person who recently discovered a "science" fact about men. This isn't the only case of "constant chemical interference", most animal species inculding Humans ARE a succession of chemical mistakes that caused us to become this way. Nature itself is so. Absolutely all of the Universe is chemical reactions and mistakes creating explosions, light, black holes, bacteria, ice and so on, you can't just take one case and act like it makes sense on it's own.
If all th... read more

  • Dec 21
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DramaticDog says

this is why i hate when my mother is visiting. She just can't understand the simplest things.
Such as:

-Just because you get up at 4 doesn't mean everyone is up and about at 4 am.
-Don't be so f***ing loud, i live in an apartment, you're gonna get me in trouble.
-Don't yell at the dog, he's MY dog, not yours, he sees you once a year, you're a stranger to him and that's dangerous.
-If door open, cat can come in. If door closed, don't f***in... read more

  • Dec 21
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DramaticDog says

Speaking of christmas trees, this year, the chrismas tree in the building hallway was decorated by a neighbor who doesn't quite understand how you do that...
The tree is pretty small and is covered in such a mess of different decorations and colors it looks like she tossed the entire box on it and hoped for the best.
You don't een see the actual tree anymore it's just a pile of garlands and a bunch or random shiny things.

Maybe we should tell her she ... read more

  • Dec 20
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DramaticDog says

Tried to talk to my ex boyfriend again to see if he became less of a f***boi.

The following conversation actually happened:

Me (on some pictures he posted): Nice christmas trees
Him: Are you flirting... ?
Me: Not at all, what the f*** dude ? Stop.
Him: I'm confused...
Me: I was just talking about the trees you weirdo, bye.
Him: So you're really not flirting then ? You girls are so complicated.

???
Can ... read more

  • Dec 20
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DramaticDog says

i'm typing this and making noise with my kayboard to make it look like i'm busy.

  • Dec 15
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DramaticDog says

I'm nearly convinced the incest person is actually a spam bot because i keep seeing the same sh** in the same order over and over again

  • Dec 15
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DramaticDog says

honey if not being able to do your hair the way you want it to be in the morning is enough to ruin your day, you need to reevaluate your priorities.

  • Dec 15
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DramaticDog says

I kinda want to draw some of these random and obscure posts because some of them sound like they could be a funny image.

  • Dec 14
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DramaticDog says

Some times i don't know what to say to something random, i just say "i agree" or "i don't agree" because it kinda fits under any random word.

  • Dec 14
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DramaticDog says

I'm getting real tired of this guy crying about cyber bullying every time someone is rude on the internet. Every time i see him he tells me about how he got bullied in youtube comments or because someone said something rude on a chatroom and things like that...

Cyber bullying is when a bunch of a**h*** from your school make sh** up about you and everyone judges you for it, when someone gets your address, number and other info and uses it to affect your life, whe... read more

  • Dec 14
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DramaticDog says

So today i learned that phones fear the cold and only work when they're warm.
My phone died, i charged it for 5 hours and it wouldn't turn back on so i got my hair dryer and used that to heat it up, 30 seconds, my phone turned back on.

  • Dec 14
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DramaticDog says

If you have sex on the very edge of a cliff but the guy is wearing a condom, is it considered safe sex ?

  • Dec 13
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DramaticDog says

My dumb cat is a very good way to break up a fight. The other day I was arguing with my mother over something really stupid because for some reason she gets offended about everything.
But when i talk, especially when i'm excited or mad i move my hands a lot, so i was casting a shadow that kept moving around on the wall and suddenly my cat jumped on that wallto try and catch the shadow, of course he miserably failed so we both started laughing instead.

  • Dec 13
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DramaticDog says

My brother got arrested because he tried to flirt with an officer to get away with being on a train without a ticket.

  • Dec 13
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DramaticDog says

my boyfriend told me to wake him up at 5. I just tried to wake him up and he mumbled "nooooo one more hour just one more hour" and went right back to sleep.

  • Dec 12
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DramaticDog says

When your friends say you never talk to them but if you don't message them first, months later you still haven't heard of them. Phones work both ways you know, if you miss me that much you can f***ing text me instead of waiting for me to do it and then complain about how long it's been.

  • Dec 11
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DramaticDog says

Lmao My brother is over at my place and just now i was sitting on my bed and i heard a lot of noise coming from the toilet and my brother grunting angrily. Then he goes "ugh, f*** this sh**." he knocks on the wall. I walk out of my room and go to the bathroom door, he was like "can you go get a screw driver and get me out of here ?".

I forgot to tell him the door is broken and he got stuck in the bathroom and was kind of struggling to open it until he finally gav... read more

  • Dec 10
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DramaticDog says

I finally decided to message my old friend, i don't even know if he will read that.
I sent him this:
"Hey, it's been a really long time and you probably won't even remember me,
I found you while talking to this girl who replied on your Skype instead of you.
She told me you were probably gonna be away for a while and that you were engaged too.
I hesitated a lot before messaging you because i wasn't even sure what to say,
you were a good frie... read more

  • Dec 10
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