explodingtardis says

You know the actor who plays Remus Lupin in the Harry Potter films? There's a regular where I work who looks like that actor, but a lot older. Idk, seeing him just makes me happy for some reason.

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explodingtardis says

So I googled "throat is tight," and apparently, that's a common symptom of stress. Acid reflux and stress can also be closely related, and I've been worrying a lot lately.

Meaning I am literally making myself sick with worry.

Can I please trade my brain in for a new one?

  • Feb 14
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explodingtardis says

You know, Hulu, I think it's great that you want people to know about the impending arrival of your new show, Hard Sun. But you might want to use a different hashtag than #HardSunIsComing.

  • Feb 11
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explodingtardis says

So on this list of "funny, heartwarming, and totally relatable" confessions from parents, this was first:

"I practically let one of my sons get away with murder because I hate when he's mad at me, but I'm pretty firm when disciplining the other."

Leaving aside the question of how anyone can think that's funny or heartwarming, both of those kids are going to be f***ed up. My parents were like that with me and my sister, letting her get away with murde... read more

  • Feb 3
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explodingtardis says

Disney recipes be like:

1. Make cookies from a mix.
2. Add 18 different kinds of food coloring to premade frosting.
3. Using a toothpick, delicately paint the scene of Prince Phillip and Aurora dancing in the ballroom onto one of the sugar cookies you made earlier. Be sure to use the appropriate colors to accurately shade their features and give Aurora's dress the right level of volume.

  • Jan 27
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explodingtardis says

The Bastille song "World Gone Mad" makes me want to blow up my radio.

  • Jan 25
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explodingtardis says

Dear Yummly,

I just want to look at recipes. Please don't force me to make an account so you can spam me with ads.

Also, f*** you.

  • Jan 21
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explodingtardis says

This one-question quiz will tell you how obnoxious you are! Ready?

1. Do you feel it is not only your right, but your duty to tell people that they are absolutely 110% WRONG for liking pineapple on pizza?

A. Uh, no? As long as they're not eating Tide pods, another person's food choices are none of my business.

B. YES! Pineapple on pizza is GROSS and those people need to be set straight!

If you answered A, congratulations! Yo... read more

  • Jan 20
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explodingtardis says

I don't get why people say that depression leads to the best art. When I'm in the middle of a depressive episode, I can't write. I just can't. I can barely string two words together. Depression doesn't lead to great art; it stifles it.

  • Jan 18
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explodingtardis says

I'm attracted to women, so I think that makes me a lesbian....except that I don't really have much interest in sex. But then again, I'm also terrified to have sex because I'm a 28-year-old virgin and anyone who has sex with me would be horribly disappointed and rightfully never call me again. So, I dunno what I am. Just somebody, I guess.

  • Jan 17
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explodingtardis says

One of the family dogs just died. I found out over text at work. I actually don't mind finding out over text; Mom called me first and texted me when I told her I couldn't take the call. But finding out at work, with a dozen people waiting to tell me long rambling stories about why they can't pay their fines while I'm adjusting to the fact that one of my best friends since childhood doesn't exist anymore? I just hope I don't cry at the desk. I'd probably get screamed at.

  • Jan 16
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explodingtardis says

I don't like bacon all that much. I mean, I'll eat it and enjoy a slice or two, but I don't get why the whole internet is obsessed with it. Recipes for bacon-wrapped meat logs stuffed with cheese make me want to vomit.

  • Jan 14
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explodingtardis says

I'll be 28 in a few days. Ten years ago, I thought that by this time, I would be happily married with a couple of kids, live in my parents' city, and spend my time as a homemaker.

Now, here I am: single, gay, and living and working in a completely different state from my parents.

Life sure is weird.

  • Jan 6
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explodingtardis says

When I was 12, my parents got our family's first dog. He's 16 now and close to dying. I visited him recently, when I visited my parents in another state over Christmas, and he was doing horribly. He shivered, he sometimes had trouble walking, and he barely ate. I could feel his bones when I went to pet him.

His favorite song is "Devil Went Down to Georgia." I know that sounds silly, a dog having a favorite song, but every time we played it he'd look up with this ... read more

  • Jan 4
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explodingtardis says

Every time I hear about a dog being mistreated or dying, I give my dog an extra hug and maybe another treat or two. It doesn't help the sadness, but it's something.

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