reporter says

I hate my job and I hate people. I just want to stay inside and let the world go on without me. If I had the money to do that, I would. I've had enough of the world. I want to hide and be left alone.

  • 2d
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  reporter says

My Mu made me eat rotten meat. It tasted horrible

  • 4d
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  reporter says

I thought the guy at the bar was staring at me. I was mortified when he came and gave his number to my friend. I can't believe I was so convinced that it was me he was interested in. I didn't even question it. It was a real wake up call. I didn't think I was arrogant but I guess I am. I will never make assumptions about my value again.

  • Oct 8
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  reporter says

Anhedonic and apathetic.

  • Oct 8
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reporter says

Wonder whether I am a good tissue match for you, with your broken liver. If so, then we will do a transplant, because as much as I hate to admit it we need you around for a while longer, you old bastard. Hopefully I have not damaged my liver with all this alcohol. Last time I got my liver tested was only a few months ago, but it could have changed since then.

  • Aug 20
  reporter says

it is a law of nature that when you find a quiet place to sit and peacefully chew your lunch in public that a stranger will come and sit or stand next to you and start shrieking into their phone about matters of absolutely zero consequence

  • Aug 17
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  reporter says

when the google rating of your business gets really close to 5, that is when the trivial customer complaints start about stuff that doesnt matter and would never have been complained about before. so dont work too hard,. society will punish u for all yr good intentions

  • Aug 17
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  reporter says

(points at me) You're a complete beta!

(nods and smiles.) Sure sweetheart. You go on obsessing about your masculinity relative to others but I've got some genuine purposeful work to do here, so...

(points at me) Ha ha ha! See! I knew it! Beta! (spits and dribbles a little bit)

  • Aug 17
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