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  Anonymous says

I'm the sh** collector, for little children who can't seem to follow directions!!!! I hate my f-ing job so f-ing much!!!!!!! F you stupid a** coworkers who can't follow instructions!!!! Get your sh** together!!!!!

  • 17 Jun 2015
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  Anonymous says

I want to learn but you prevent that. Youre the only obstacle in my life who prevents me from ever experiencing stuff i want to experience. I still hate u, changed or not.

  • 17 Jun 2015
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Anonymous says

This girl at work gives me snarky looks. Maybe she just has resting b**** face. Maybe she's threatened by me. Either way, I wish I knew how to handle it better instead of letting it get to me. I can't control the muscles in her face but I cant manage my own reactions. Right?

  • 16 Jun 2015
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  Anonymous says

Listen Ms Comeaux, there's no need to be a crabby b****. I'm gonna help, as soon as you stop running your cranky mouth. Oh a bit of free advice. Organize your sh** better, and maybe, if you calm your bitchy attitude, someone may help you. #morons #playingtherapistandcustomerservice

  • 16 Jun 2015
  Anonymous says

I wish slavery was still around because all blacks r a disaster and disgrace to human civilization they should be treated as stupid pets which they are they only steal trap and do drugs they are goo for nothing they could all die in a ditch for all u care

  • 16 Jun 2015
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  Anonymous says

I am so frustrated at work. I really care about this person at work, and they clearly care about me too, but they won't admit it. Every time I work with him we either ignore each other or we end up in tears laughing, I just don't know what to do he knows how I feel about him and things have gone on, but now the entire work force knows and are spreading rumours, telling me he's said things about me but when I confront him he denies it all and asks me what he would have gained ... read more

  • 15 Jun 2015
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Anonymous says

Got my 69 inch penis stuck in the peanut butter jar, send help!

  • 14 Jun 2015
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Anonymous says

I cannot stand my coworker. He is a stupid, incompetent moron, and his stupidity and incompetence has actually hurt many of our clients. It's because he wants to do a bigger job than he is trained and qualified for. So he tries to elbow his way in and step on toes and says things which are completely false because he does not have any education in the area he is trying to impose himself, and has no f***ing idea what he's talking about.

I just can't bear to work w... read more

  • 14 Jun 2015
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  Anonymous says

Been on 20+ interviews within 9 months. And can't get hired. All of my friends just got hired at some place. And I haven't. And they didn't even try. I'VE TRIED AND TRIED AND TRIED.

Back into depression mode......

  • 13 Jun 2015
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Anonymous says

Today i got called in to work early, saved a turtle across the street, then struck by a car going 30mph, continued to work 2 hours late

  • 12 Jun 2015
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Anonymous says

I love tying them down and seeing the terror on their faces when they see the glass tube hooked up to a vacuum cleaner
lowering over their dick and milking them like a cow!

  • 12 Jun 2015
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Anonymous says

I met my Girlfriend(ill name her lily) at my workplace and we've been together for exactly a year and 2 days now and I'm not ready to give it up. We worked together for about 3 months and decided to tell her parents about our relationship as we both thought it was the right time to do it. The sit down went great, few drinks and laughs, ended off with a kiss and a goodnight. The next step was to tell our manager, because we work in the same place we thought it would be appropr... read more

  • 12 Jun 2015
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Anonymous says

To the b**** who f***ing talked to me like i was stupid, whined about how her feet hurt, and requested a free shuttle ride, while i was trying to f***ing listen to my walky-talky because two kids were f***ing missing. f*** YOU! I hope your taxi rides take two hours more than needed, I hope your plane gets stalled, I hope your life is one endless wait after another so that you learn not to be so f***ing impatient and CHEAP! ALSO, I went over those potholes on purpose you self-... read more

  • 12 Jun 2015
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Anonymous says

I'm tired but my brain refuse to shut up. I only have about 2 hours and 30 minutes left of sleep but what the f*** is that sh** when you're anxious about a f***ing job interview. I hate this crap. Just wanna get everything over with and sleep for an eternity until I'm finally ready for life.

  • 11 Jun 2015
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Anonymous says

What's the best method for getting blood off the walls and floor?

  • 10 Jun 2015
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Anonymous says

Being a woman over 50 looking for work sucks. 15 months now, zero income, burning up any savings I had for retirement, and at some point here I will have to sell my house. I have great education, experience and skills and I am willing to take a significant cut in pay and work in many industries, also willing to drop a few levels. I am in IT so very tech savvy, even in some cutting edge areas. But no one replies to dozens of job applications. HR recruitment experts have checke... read more

  • 9 Jun 2015
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  Anonymous says

I only give a f*** about your internet connection Monday through Friday from 8-4 and that's it when work is over my giveaf***edness about your internet is gone. If you can't get online it is not an emergency if your phone is dead that's a different story, believe it or not I have a life outside of your internet and I will not sacrifice my time with my smoking hot wife and great little kids in my big a** house just because you can't get on your stupid facebook or can't get you... read more

  • 9 Jun 2015
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Anonymous says

You are probably the biggest idiot that I have ever had the displeasure of working with. If you ask me a dumb question one more time I am going to hit the roof. You have been working at our job longer than I have, yet you keep asking the same dumb questions about things we learned the first week of class. I seriously don't know who the boss lets you continue to work here. Actually, it looks like you already have one foot out the door thanks to your constantly calling out of w... read more

  • 9 Jun 2015
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Anonymous says

[Long-ish post incoming, but it really doesn't take too long to read. Please.. ]

My father has been running a landscaping business from home for about five years. It runs from April thru Oct/Nov plus a snow-blowing business for winter. It started because we had to move for family caregiving reasons. Shortly after moving, at age 19 I hadn't gotten myself a job, and that's my own fault. Fine. So then my father has the idea to start his own business. Landscaping. Ho... read more

  • 9 Jun 2015
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Anonymous says

I can't help but have it in my head that I need to make money from something. I can't just do something for the enjoyment of it because I need to make a living somehow at some point. But I don't believe anything I do is even good enough to make money. I don't believe it can even lead to making money. I dismiss all my ideas and I have no direction in life.

  • 8 Jun 2015
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