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  Anonymous says

What's up with all the you aren't real stuff

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Anonymous says

just had american thanksgiving at this orthodox jew's house. orthodox jew is relevant in this tale of woe because they don't eat any pig products (no ham, no bacon, no bacon grease, etc etc etc)

it was bland, sad, and i've had tv dinners that tasted better

also, i think maybe the person is just a bad cook because i can't imagine that orthodox jews subject themselves to such terrible things on a life-long basis

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Anonymous says

tom petty was ugly af and a terrible musician

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  Anonymous says

He wins me over after trying a whole school year. We get to know each other, we fall in love, we show each other things that almost no one sees. Then he says he doesn’t know why he’s with me and says he’s faking love. A few weeks later he starts ignoring me and now, three weeks later, I need to break up with him although I love him. He doesn’t respond to any texts or calls which is my only way of communication with him and I wanna cry and scream. I love him so much an... read more

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  Anonymous says

WHo tha f*** keep mentioning eric on here some crackhead?

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  Anonymous says

Catholics are scum!

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justaperson says

Let me break this up b****es, I'm a GIRL who might have a DICK but its an INVISIBLE ONE.. and.. and I can still assure you that I'm GAYER than your gayest friend anyways.

A little bird came and told me I need to go study or I will get dumber from Ericphobia.

Happy Thanksgiving.

(:

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  Anonymous says

Happy Thanksgiving!!

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justaperson says

Someone is either on crack or bipolar today.

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  Anonymous says

My in-laws are the sh**iest people on the planet. Specifically my mother-in-law and one of my wife’s sisters. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the most self-absorbed/narcissistic people I know are Trump supporters. But here’s my situation: it is awkwardly known that I have little tolerance for these people. Last year I did not attend their thanksgiving. This year, my wife’s parents know that my wife is 10 weeks pregnant with our first child, but nobody else kno... read more

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  Anonymous says

Hi it’s me old ericc
Taking a break from comedy to be actually funny lol

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  Anonymous says

You wished for my miscarriage to happen days later you ended having a miscarriage too what goes around comes around now what !

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  Anonymous says

Hi it’s me old ericc do you lub me do u thnk u culd lub me I’m old ericc I got a manginaaaaaa

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  Anonymous says

My celebrity crush and I in my dream last night did so much. Omg it was amazing!

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  Anonymous says

A part of me enjoys being the bad one being evil, cheating on him and lying and the other part is screaming at me to stop n making me feel guilty god, hate life.

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  Anonymous says

Happy thanksgiving to everyone it applies too and for the people who didn't have anyone to spend it with either ❤️️❤️️

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  Anonymous says

You are my HUSBAND!!! And you CHEATED ON ME. I’ll never trust a scaly man fish ever again f*** YOU I HAVE TRUST ISSUES NOW YOU RUINED ME OLD ERICC

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  Anonymous says

I'm upset my family just doesn't want to do anything for the holiday today like you don't know what next year will bring maybe this is the last thanksgiving we will all have together.
If they don't care I won't either or maybe Im just overthinking.

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  Anonymous says

I don't get turned on by my bf... Not by his voice hardly by his touch. But this other guy I get turned on by his voice, by his touch, by thinking of him or even looking at him its soo powerful the chemistry we have. But with my bf the chemistry isn't strong and I feel bad for cheating on him but hey I have needs and I can't break up with him either because its complicated. My bf n I are not into the same things and his sex drive is low while mine is high.. But we happy with ... read more

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  Anonymous says

Why don't they have Cheetos in the uk?

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