Minor annoyance but I f***ing hate how my Wii U Gamepad never connects to the console when I turn it on despite the fact that it's either right next to or on top of the console itself. I grab my PS3 controller, y'know, last gen tech, and it can turn on my console from the next room over and then some. Thanks, Nintendo.
It seriously pisses me off, the fact people treat something like it's a masterpiece or classic when really it's a piece of sh** and a complete betrayal of its roots. Congratulations, keep going this route and you'll push away the only people who were willing to keep you alive, and your credibility will diminish further. Oh, and by the way, the community can keep blowing off everything in the past as if it's sh** with such little reasoning and heavy nitpicks like the manipulat... read more
The story opens with U.S. president Barack Obama strolling out into the White House garden to masturbate with a bottle of beer and somehow missing the opportunity to make the "stimulus package" joke that all of us were expecting:
One hand under his head, he slowly begins stroking his penis. (...) he takes the cold beer bottle and places it sideways under his balls, letting the cool condensation seep into his sack.
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The most powerful vampire the world would ever know had started her tale not as a woman of any great importance, but a mere girl who's flighty nature could not compare to the greater mind of her sister or intended. They always tried to be kind, but it was easy to see she was not in their leagues. No one took her seriously, and how could they when her heart was so prone to feints? Her kindness was understated by the reputation of her immaturity. Even when her heart broke that ... read more
Ginny was sat in the Common Room telling Hermione all about how she had finally f***ed Harry. Hermione wasn't as enthusiastic as Ginny hoped she would be.
'Are you sure he didn't get any c** inside you? Even the smallest amount can get you pregnant,' Hermione explained to Ginny.
'I know, Hermione!' Ginny replied, 'He came on my t*** and face, not in my p****. Stop your worrying. Why don't you get out there and find a f*** of your own?' Hermione thought about what Ginny said f... read more