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  Anonymous says

Despacito is a lot more sexual of a song in English than it sounds in Spanish....

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  Anonymous says

Hi Billy Mays here!

With just two easy steps I can come back from the dead and kick you right in the f***ing balls :D

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  Anonymous says

Twerk team presents:
My shiny teeth and me...

OMFGROFLMAO
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  Anonymous says

Remember when you were a kid trying to sing the campfire song song faster than Spongebob, and now you're trying to rap rapid faster than Eminem?
Coincide? I think not!

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Anonymous says

We're going to be the generation that wishes for 1 Direction when we're old and gray.

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Anonymous says

I'm going to go see the My Little Pony movie. I am in love with the show. Going to be weird because I'm in my late twenties.

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  Anonymous says

I wanted the first song I completely learn and play on the guitar to be from my favorite band but I found a song much easier to play and accidentally learned it in no time.

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Anonymous says

Skeet Ulrich...
probably the worst professional name I've ever heard, after racecar driver Dick Trickle, of course.

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Anonymous says

JJ Abrams is a cancer. He ruined Star Trek and now he ruined Star Wars. What will he ruin next? If it weren't for movie fans under the age of 25 who only require explosions and CGI action sequences to entertain their very small minds Hollywood would be bankrupt.

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Anonymous says

I'm going to my first rape party tonight I am so excited! and nervous!!!

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Anonymous says

guacamole dingbat

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Anonymous says

Harvey weinstein my hero ;-) #MeToo

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Anonymous says

the media fails to mention that males like to have a penis in the anus..sick perverted

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Anonymous says

what do girls like in a guy, handsome, clever, smart, witty, funny?

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Anonymous says

gay = a male swallowing seaman, and taking it in the anus,,not a pretty picture

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Anonymous says

the news does not tell you lots of things

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Anonymous says

gay means happy not a sexual pervert, the news did not tell you that

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Anonymous says

Andre the giant drank 119 12 oz beers in 6 hrs

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  Anonymous says

lost a bet so I have to confess something on here. I love the taste of blood

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Anonymous says

rude inconsiderate sociopaths ride them,and certain karma will befall them

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