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Anonymous says

Goodnight my dream cream teen I will be dreaming of making icecream with you

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Anonymous says

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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3 kg dog meat -- * see note
1 1/2 cups vinegar
60 peppercorns -- crushed
6 tablespoons salt
12 cloves garlic -- crushed
1/2 cup cooking oil
6 cups onion -- sliced
3 cups tomato sauce
10 cups boiling water
6 cups red pepper -- cut into strips
6 pieces bay leaf
1 teaspoon Tabasco sauce
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  Anonymous says

I eat tomatoes raw.

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Anonymous says

If you think I am alibooboo then find this post searching his name my little picnic girl

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Anonymous says

MUTTR, HOLY f***

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GO TO WHISPER
GO TO WHISPER
GO TO WHISPER
GO TO WHISPER
GO TO WHISPER

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Anonymous says

Cherry chapstick is the cell phone s***!!

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Anonymous says

Don't belive a word of it cellphone s***

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Anonymous says

TIME TO SWEEP
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  Anonymous says

I’ve had nothing but cheesecake today .

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Anonymous says

i want to lose weight I'm only going to try and drink tea and water and eat very little

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  Anonymous says

I was sleeping and woke up to take a short piss, so when I was busy peeing half eye closed, I saw a fly trying to go between my legs. Without thinking I immediately tried to shove the fly away but ended it up shooting straight at my hand.
Never try to shoo a fly away when you have just woken up.

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Anonymous says

i just want to eat a**...there i said it

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Anonymous says

People complain they had to occasionally eat vegetables as a kid and I'm here wishing my family ate more. Meat all the damn time. Hotdogs, hamburgers, steak, fish, ribs, pork. Their favourite non-meat is potatoes. That's the plainest you could ever go.

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Anonymous says

so if i f*** a n***awhile he dying what does that make me? asking for a friend

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  Anonymous says

Coquitos are f***ing delicious.

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Anonymous says

I think I am getting over the whole "I have to eat everything, and never let anything go bad" mentality. #Not about Thanksgiving

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  Anonymous says

It’s 10:30 pm and the turkey is finally done cooking.

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  Anonymous says

So we have the ham an salmon green beens and stuffed artichoke, if they dont come home hungry imma be pissy. Thanksgiving.... yay happy we can afford to ( not really) waste food. But at least we have a roof.

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Anonymous says

I'm looking foward to Mom's awesome turkey dinner and Dad's desserts. I think I'll give my dogs a turkey bone and a few scraps too.

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