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Anonymous says

Healthy Choice Simply Steamers are sooooo good! I love them :)

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  Anonymous says

Guys. I wanted to make blueberry muffins so I try as look up arecipe. The first thing that popped up was Blue berry muffin syndrome. What.

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  Anonymous says

So you can sit on your a** for 7 whole hours and not shower/do your homework/not switch your laundry to have clothes/eat/wake up on time the next day and then its everyone elses fault for having nothing ready and youre tired as sh**? Get a clue retard

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  Anonymous says

My mom never loved me. I realize that now. My parents divorced when I was 1 or 2, so almost my entire life. I always thought she loved me, she would act like it. She pretended for 10 years. She used us all this time to get back at my dad for divorcing her. She is a freaking witch! She left two years ago (me and my brother would go back and forth with her and our dad, but we lived with our dad since the judge thought it was a safer enviornment for us). Two YEARS passed, and I ... read more

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  Anonymous says

You know the little mini garlic bread things in about EVERY snack mix?

Yeah, I f***in' love those. They’re my lIFE FORCE.

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Anonymous says

I like the home-y feeling of a dining table but please... Don't talk to me when I'm eating, don't make me obligated to talk while I'm eating, don't look at me while I'm eating, I feel disgusting when I eat and I don't want to disgust you... and I get disgusted too so don't talk into my food... but I still enjoy watching you converse amongst each other at the dining table, it has a very family feel to it, just don't include me... please

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  Anonymous says

I really like the sour patch watermelon flavored gummies, but it’s about nine and I have school tomorrow should I eat some?

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  Anonymous says

I spazz out so much because of coffee it basically runs through my veins is this a bad thing?

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  Anonymous says

It all began when I was born... As my mother birthed me she defecated at the same time I was born into the doctor's hands. sh** smeared all over my pelvic area and for the first time... sh** covered my dick. Since then my life has been nothing but a turd on the shaft and two on the balls.

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  Anonymous says

Defebation: The act of taking a sh** while masturbating.

I got sh** on my sick as a result of furious Defebation.

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  Anonymous says

Thank you SO MUCH for f***ing humiliating me in front of the entire restaurant, really made my dining experience enjoyable. Oh! And totally f***ing up my order despite multiple people telling you what I wanted because you f***ing don't know how to speak English.

You f***ing suck at being a waiter, you should be back in the kitchen washing dishes because CLEARLY you don't know how to take simple orders or deal with the public.

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  Anonymous says

I really want some chocolate chip cookies.

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Anonymous says

coming to terms with the fact that I have a binge eating problem

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  Anonymous says

So I only have two options is it better to drink juice or milk at dinner time?

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  Anonymous says

my friend left me on read and im scared she doesn’t like me anymore

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  Anonymous says

I ate a burger now I'm suffering in agony my stomach hurts bad.

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  Anonymous says

Being an adult means realizing you have the ability to eat 6 donuts, devouring 6 donuts, and then wishing that an adultier adult stopped you from eating all of those donuts in one sitting.

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Anonymous says

How strange is it for me at 50 for gummies to be on the top of my favorite candies?

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  Anonymous says

There's a chicken shortage in the U.K.

What a time to be an American.

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  Anonymous says

"Give him some of your food, he paid for it." Yeah, but when I get food from the store, it's limited and just enough for every meal. And he'll be eating half of my meal, my breakfast/lunch, while eating his full meal. That he sometimes throws part of it away. Or he complains about how my food tastes and spits it out but continues to eat it.

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