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Anonymous says

If I ever become manager of a grocery store, I'm going to put "diverse" or "inclusive" on everything in the produce section. "Diverse bananas!" "Inclusive apples!" I wanna see if some Tumblrina posts the photoset to her blog with a billion heart-eye emojis and something about how "FINALLY this store is standing up to the alt-right!"

  • Feb 13
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  Anonymous says

*Eats fries 10 at a time*

  • Feb 13
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  Anonymous says

God lord these fries are good

  • Feb 13
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Anonymous says

I don't care how hungry YOU are when you ask "what you're making" or comment on how good it looks. I'M hungry, and I make single portions so it'd be ready faster so I could eat. When I actually cook for the family you sh**s don't like anything 'cause you(p#1) don't like "carrots" or "onions" in it and you(p#2) don't like something or whatever and you(p#3) don't like pees and don't think the meal look tasty so you don't even bother trying. So go make your own meals and I'll ma... read more

  • Feb 13
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  Anonymous says

I bought so many donuts that the woman asked me if I was throwing a party. Nope. They're all for me.

  • Feb 13
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  Anonymous says

gimme a plate of hair plz DELISH

  • Feb 13
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Anonymous says

i just got slapped in the face with a single fettuccine noodle what has my life come to

  • Feb 13
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  Anonymous says

Y'all think them new jolly rancher green apple pop tarts good as they look?

  • Feb 13
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  Anonymous says

mm mmm mmmmmm
that's some tasty hair

  • Feb 13
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  Anonymous says

To whoever posted about intermittent fasting like a week ago, thanks lil b my stomach is already getting smaller because I just used to eat and eat and eat. But now I kinda eat during non fast hours and forget and thats good for me because I eat a l o t

I will admit 44 mins after fasting started I had 3 chips before I realized what time it was

  • Feb 13
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  Anonymous says

It’s 9 PM. Should I drink more coffee?

Y E S

  • Feb 13
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  Anonymous says

hello munchkins
let me eat your hair

  • Feb 13
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  Anonymous says

I really like coffee. Not because it gives me a jolt, but because I like the taste. And I’m not talking about mochas and sh**. I’m talking black coffee. It’s amazingly bitter and I love it. It makes me feel warm ○◆○

  • Feb 12
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Anonymous says

last night i binged ate so much food i almost threw up.
I don't want to get back into this pattern again...

  • Feb 12
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Anonymous says

Oreo Butterfinger cupcake, that's just wrong lol.

  • Feb 12
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Anonymous says

Everything I eat makes my stomach hurt.

  • Feb 12
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Anonymous says

u guys there is a tick stuck in my foreskin

  • Feb 12
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  Anonymous says

Do you look at the cup half empty or half full? my cup is half empty.

  • Feb 12
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  Anonymous says

I'm having the craziest cravings I want potato salad

  • Feb 12
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  Anonymous says

would you lick a toadstool

  • Feb 12
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