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Anonymous says

I can't believe a pack of crackers is 220 calories. I also can't believe that I just ate them all. I always binge at night fml.

  • 10 May 2016
Anonymous says

I ain't eating that bulls*** nasty a** pizza are you INSANE get outta here !!

  • 9 May 2016
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Anonymous says

I broke and ate 140 calories extra, again, why do I keep f***ing this up lol.

  • 8 May 2016
Anonymous says

OMG that wine came out so good, now I have for gallons of heaven

  • 8 May 2016
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Anonymous says

I know I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this, but I don't give a spud. I am potatokin. YES! This is my true identity! I am a potato trapped inside of a human's body and I can't break free. I think it's disgusting how many of my brethren you people consume on a daily basis. We are not objects and we are not food! We don't exist just to please you, we have rights too! You've locked us away in concentration camps you call "farms" and force us to grow living a life that we can nev... read more

  • 8 May 2016
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  Anonymous says

Mmmm....gooseberry pie, dumplins, and green beans made in bacon grease. Can't get much better than that.

  • 8 May 2016
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  Anonymous says

Dam these sausages r gonna give me thunder thighs..

  • 8 May 2016
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  Anonymous says

I hope I don't drown my emotions in processed sausage..

  • 8 May 2016
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  Anonymous says

FFS!!! Stop eating all the f**king peanut butter!!!!

  • 7 May 2016
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Anonymous says

I wanna hear you make Sexual moaning sounds

  • 3 May 2016
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Anonymous says

i wanna suck on ur toes

  • 3 May 2016
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  Anonymous says

Craving ramen..

  • 3 May 2016
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Anonymous says

pwease be very quite I am hunting wetawds

  • 1 May 2016
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Anonymous says

My grandma gets upset every time I refuse to eat a pickle or a vegetable, a fruit, or even something sweet, or anything that doesn't go into the microwave for heating. Why? The same reason I don't f***ing bite into an ice-cream: because my teeth are f***ing sensitive to cold, and I can't bite into cold foods, and she keeps EVERYTHING in the damn refrigerator, even the f***ing fruits! I love you, but who keeps the f***ing apples in the f***ing fridge?!

  • 1 May 2016
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Anonymous says

I just farted the song highway to hell, to many beans

  • 1 May 2016
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Anonymous says

I've never met a fat vegetarian before, think about it!

  • 1 May 2016
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Anonymous says

The microwave runs too loudly for me to use at night but I really, really want a hot pocket. I also don't want to wake anyone up. Guess I'll wait until it's not 4am.

  • 30 Apr 2016
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  Anonymous says

Whenever I eat, I feel horny and tired, is there something wrong with me?

  • 29 Apr 2016
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  Anonymous says

f***ing hell i need food like sh** gIvE mE

  • 29 Apr 2016
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  Anonymous says

f***ing hell i need food

  • 29 Apr 2016
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