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Anonymous says

Just what is the meaning of LIFE?
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Personally I think it's cheese burgers and chocolate cake! Preferably German :()--

  • 14 Nov 2015
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TheShtPostKing says

I was at my uni's food court earlier today, and I got some cottage cheese that comes in a cup to eat like I always do. I've done that everyday since the semester began, and I never had any problems. But some f***ing retard must have stuck it in the freezer, or something, because it had ICE CRYSTALS or some crunchy sh** in it today...

Thanks, you inept moron. You had one f***ing minimal skill job and you couldn't even do it right.

Ugh, I loved tha... read more

  • 12 Nov 2015
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NerdRevenge21 says

I want, nay need, alcohol.

  • 10 Nov 2015
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Anonymous says

Who the hell puts tuna salad, in the refrigerator, in a container that doesn't have a lid?
Ugh.

  • 10 Nov 2015
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TheShtPostKing says

Why I'm Not A Chef Reason #1:
I hate the taste of coffee, so when I have a cup, I drown it in cream. Healthy, right? But yesterday, I didn't have any cream, and I really didn't feel like going out. So, with a quick web search, I improvised with what I could find in the kitchen. I found a recipe for a cinnamon-like cream thing, idk it looked and sounded good though. I take all these ingredients, put them in my cup, pour my coffee over it, take a sip, aaaaandrepulsive. Ab... read more

  • 9 Nov 2015
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TheShtPostKing says

I do enjoy some freshly baked baguettes and fondue, thank you for asking!

  • 8 Nov 2015
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TheShtPostKing says

INJECT THE CHEESE INTO MY BLOODSTREAM

I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES

  • 8 Nov 2015
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Anonymous says

I wonder if I will binge eat today. There is really nothing tasty in the house. I mean, I could binge on peanuts. Or eat a dozen eggs, but those I'd have to cook first. hmmmm. Maybe a whole package of cheese? IDK.

  • 8 Nov 2015
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Anonymous says

Im really sick of getting sick from coffee. I love how the beans and ground beans smell, how many different 'flavors' there are, and all the different styles coffee can be made into. I like straight coffee with some milk and sugar, starbucks and other manufactured creamers just destroy the original bean's flavor. But i feel like as time goes by I can't drink it as much, even just once every three or so days. My stomach hurts, I might get gas, or feel overly anxious in a terri... read more

  • 8 Nov 2015
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TheShtPostKing says

Why is there never anything to eat around here?

  • 8 Nov 2015
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Anonymous says

Ugh, this just tastes like chemicals. I feel like I'm drinking sludge! :c

  • 7 Nov 2015
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TheShtPostKing says

gotta have me a good lasaga

  • 7 Nov 2015
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Anonymous says

Cake is the sexiest word in the dictionary.

  • 7 Nov 2015
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Anonymous says

I just ate 2 dozen brownies and IDGAF.

  • 6 Nov 2015
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TheShtPostKing says

I actually had the opportunity to try Soylent, and I think I'd rather die of starvation than consume it again, it even if it was the only "food" around.

  • 3 Nov 2015
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Anonymous says

A friend of mine from Europe told me that he thought it was weird that US American's put sauce on everything. I told him, if you tasted our food, you'd understand the need for sauce.

  • 3 Nov 2015
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Anonymous says

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

  • 3 Nov 2015
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Anonymous says

I just love to eat longpig!
And you look exceptionally tasty
fat and lazy is what I look for in my viel

  • 3 Nov 2015
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TheShtPostKing says

I love to melt cheese and dip bread in it and eat it mmmmm cheese!

  • 3 Nov 2015
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Anonymous says

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

  • 3 Nov 2015
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