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  Anonymous says

Soggy cereal makes me want to throw up.

  • Oct 25
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  Anonymous says

The snack that smiles back 🐠

  • Oct 25
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  Anonymous says

The worms crawl in the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout. They eat your eyes they eat your nose they eat the jelly between your toes. Be merry my friends be merry!

  • Oct 25
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  Anonymous says

Don’t break my shart

  • Oct 25
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  Anonymous says

NEVER RUB ANOTHER WOMANS RUBARB!

  • Oct 25
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Anonymous says

I want pancakes

  • Oct 25
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  Anonymous says

Someone is trying to eat me alive as I type

  • Oct 25
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  Anonymous says

Pumpkin spice, is just chai with pumpkin added in, you are a sell out, and your life is a lie.

  • Oct 24
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  Anonymous says

.........IM LOVIN IT

  • Oct 24
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  Anonymous says

LEGO OF MY EGGO

  • Oct 24
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  Anonymous says

Tbh pumpkin spice stuff isn’t all that

  • Oct 24
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Anonymous says

I love hummus
I love chana masala
I hate chick peas

FIGHT ME

  • Oct 24
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Anonymous says

Two weeks ago I got a whole bunch of McDonalds coupons which are only valid till the end of October. In the two weeks I've had French fries like five times and I'm sick of them.

  • Oct 24
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  Anonymous says

I want to eat French fries everyday but my wallet says otherwise

  • Oct 24
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Anonymous says

omg now he stairing at mehhh helppp

  • Oct 24
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  Anonymous says

I don't understand the people who want to push healthy eating habits so you allegedly don't get diabetes and a heart attack.

Like I don't give a sh**. Let me eat crap for 30 years and die at 50. At least I'll die happy

  • Oct 24
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Anonymous says

have you ever takin a sh** and bout half way through you realize you're making guacamole dip?

  • Oct 24
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  Anonymous says

Today a neighbor brought me some cookies.
#flowersinfall #teentalks #tag

  • Oct 24
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  Anonymous says

I cant wait until breakfast tomorrow

I'm gonna have eggs
Bacon
Sausage
Bagels
Toast
Pasta
More bacon
More bacon

  • Oct 23
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  Anonymous says

IT'S ALMOST EGGNOG TIME!

  • Oct 23
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