I really have nothing against vegans and enjoy vegan food myself, although I am not a vegan, but time and time again I am entirely annoyed when one of them declares quite loudly, "The broccoli is cooked to perfection here!" every time we eat a dish that contains broccoli.
No duh, fool. Pretty hard to mess up broccoli. Stop acting all wanna-be carnivore with your "the meat is cooked to perfection!" posturing.