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Anonymous says

I joined virtual fantasy con and I have no idea what’s going on and no time to muttle it out...

#Author

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Anonymous says

You know what's better than the instant gratification of self-publishing? The pride you feel from putting in hard work, doing it right, and traditional publishing.
#Author #TraditionalPublishing

  • Oct 13
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Anonymous says

I wish that horrible #Author hadn't bitched on here. She really ruined it for the rest of us writers who do some g**d*** work, don't throw a hissy fit if we're told our stories are less than perfect, and have writing-related thoughts to share. But now we can't do that, because we'll be mistaken for that f***ing #Author with her #FirstWorldProblems caused by her own #f***witted #Lunacy.

  • Aug 22
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flowersindecember says

I want to make out with a bottle of vodka. Working on book number two. It might not be as good as my best... But I promised myself one book, per year, for the rest of my life. Well, my year's almost up. Oh. f***ing. Well. There goes another shattered dream.
I kind of think I need to dump my boyfriend because I know I might not love him the way he does me. I feel like I'm using him just because I'm afraid to be alone. It's easy to find a f*** buddy but hard to find true ... read more

  • Aug 13
Anonymous says

I'm so sad. I had to unfollow a very kind #author on twitter. They're a SJW who doesn't have a very open mind. Yeah, they're fighting for the right things but not the right way. I'm just sick of it...

But I feel like I owe her more solids because she donated her books to my library... Just. So. Much. bulls***.

  • Jul 15
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Anonymous says

Hey kettle I'm pot! :)

#author #lol

  • Jul 15
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flowersindecember says

How to trigger a troll:

#author

  • Jul 15
Anonymous says

Tumblr: I want a book with no romance arc. Preferably with an a-sexual character!

Me: I WROTE AND PUBLISHED THAT!

#Author #DamnThisFeelsGood #TellYourStory

  • Jun 12
GalaxyLars says

wow. writing a book is harder than I thought.

#author

  • Jun 12
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flowersindecember says

Dear Muttr Trolls,

Guess what... This is a rant site! *Crowd gasps* and I can rant about whatever's bothering me! IN MULTIPLE POSTS! Because here it is not my job to entertain you. :) I'm letting my aggression out in a semi-healthy way... Hey, at least it's not drinking. *Shrug*

So I strongly suggest you get a life. Maybe test out tumblr. That place has better content. OR if you're really committed to the whole troll scene Twitter. Twitter is a big t... read more

  • Jun 6
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flowersindecember says

K. New tumblr blog is up. And you should also suck my left nut.
#XOXO #author

  • Jun 6
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flowersindecember says

Suck my left nut. I'm not self published.
#author

  • Jun 6
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Anonymous says

The Whining Writer
#author

  • Jun 6
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flowersindecember says

OH! Maybe I should write sh**y POTC fan fiction. It's fun because there's no pressure and no one actually expects quality...
#Author

  • Jun 6
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flowersindecember says

Sometime... I want to try writing without an audience again. Like I did when I was a kid.
#author

  • Jun 6
flowersindecember says

Every morning I wake up looking at my book I think "It wasn't a dream..."
I am so lucky and blessed... I worked so hard to get that, but still. I almost always have nightmares... It's such a blessing...
But now it's time to make a new one. That will be exciting.
#Author

  • Jun 6
flowersindecember says

I was seriously considering makin a tumblr blog just for my author rants instead of, you know, getting yelled at for ranting on a rant site... Buuuuut... Well, this is a rant site! Why should I spam up my happy place, tumblr!

#Author

  • Jun 5
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flowersindecember says

Just so we're crystal clear,
Constructive criticism sounds like: "You have really great character development but your collection of short stories seem really disjointed from each other. You need to think of a way to blend or organize them so that they are more connected. The stories within themselves were entertaining, however! They just didn't relate to each other well."

Not: "You are a horrible person and I hate you."

One I relish, the other... read more

  • Jun 5
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flowersindecember says

Last night half of you wanted to hate f*** me. And it was hilarious.

#author

  • Jun 4
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Anonymous says

Heh. I broke flowersindecember.

#author #XOXO

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