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You think you're better than me? Go out and prove it.
#author

That awkward moment someone condescends to you for ranting on a rant site.

#author

As an aspiring writer, I want to sympathize with our resident #Author.

But their rants on here make them sound like someone whose books I would really not enjoy. Maybe I should separate the artist from the art, but at this point, I don't know the art. All I know is the artist, and judging from how the artist presents themselves, I'm inclined to believe their art would not enrich my life.

SPOILER ALERT: They're the same thing.
#Further #Farther

fur·ther

fur·ther [fúrər]
adj
additional: that is more than or adds to the quantity or extent of something
until further notice
Do you have anything further to add?

adv
1. to greater distance: to or at a point that is more distant in place or time
further into the future

2. to greater extent: to a greater degree or extent
Let's not pursue the matter any further.

3. in addition: used to introduce an additiona... read more

"You should really talk like an author."
"You made a type-o in your facebook post."
"You don't LOOK like an author"
"You shouldn't express your political opinions. It's unprofessional of for an author"

Okay. Seriously. If there was one type of way to be an author there would be one type of book. The dry boring kind by some nearsighted guy tweeked on coffee with a raging alcohol addiction who's favorite color is gray. YAWN! We'll call him I.M. Steryotype.

Mr. I.M. Steryotype... read more

Dear Publishing Houses,

NO ONE CAN AFFORD YOUR $20 SUBMISSION FEE. YOU'RE THE REASON EVERYONE IS SELF PUBLISHED NOW.
That's my whiskey money. (Don't tell my mom I drank that bottle I promised to share...) And I can't afford more whiskey so I definitely can't afford your $20 rejection letter!

#LickaMy #SuckaMy #Dick #Whiskey #author #MorePrestigeThanAStarvingArtist

I'm sick of behaving myself to make people comfortable. There's a reason I stopped going to church!
#Author #whyIquitTwitter #ImSassyAndRude #DealWidIt

I'm trying to reread my own book but I just can't... I just can't promote this anymore. I just want to publish the next one! My tiny fanbase wants me to publish the next one! Yeah, this has been an amazing journey but it's time to go farther!

#ImJustGettingWarmedUp #Author #YesItsAJourney

I finally quit twitter! f*** yeah!
#author #Trollwar

It feels good to be submitting manuscripts again.♥
#Author

Think I'm going to focus on publishing my children's book. There's no death in that one. That's kind of nice.
#Author

I'm praying I get to publish two new books this year...
#Author #Prayers

A lot of you will become story fodder someday.

#Author #IFeedOffOfYourDrama

When the publisher didn't think rejecting you once was enough so they send you that dreaded email twice...
#Author #MyRecordsAreBetterKeptThanYours

Ya douches gave me an idea for a novel. It's going to be called #InLoveWithAFurry

#Author

I just think you all should know that "Biting Duck Press" is a real thing!

#author

We should really strive to treat each other better.

We come on here because we're all a little broken and no one will listen to us... But then we're f***ing dick bags to each other? Really?! "#InLoveWithAFurry is the new #author", being a dick to someone who confessed they had cheated? REALLY?! And don't get me started on the racism thing! You're going to be a dick because someone is weird in a different way than you? You're a f***ing mess too! Your cruelty shows who you tru... read more

#InLoveWithAFurry is the new #Author

The hardest part of being an indie author is taking really rude criticisms. It's one of the five people that have read your book. One of the five people don't like it.
One of the 100 people have heard the plot and think you did something offensive. You villianized a white male! HOW DARE YOU! ARrrrr. And then you think you're the worst because you've got such a small range of feedback...

#Author #Criticism #StillAppriciated

I need prayers that I can get the thing done please!

#Author