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flowersindecember says

It's just kind of fun watching you all get pissed off. Let's be honest.

#author

  • Jun 3
flowersindecember says

Heh. I broke muttr.

#author #XOXO

  • Jun 3
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flowersindecember says

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.

#Author

  • Jun 3
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Anonymous says

When someone who's country you can't find on a map reviews your book. ♥

#Author #Winning

  • Jun 3
Anonymous says

Me mum just realized that we only have 4 copies of my book on the shelf out of last shipment's 70. Total, that means there are over 200 copies of my book floating around out there. Not bad for a debut author!

#Author #DontLikeIt? #KeepScrolling

  • Jun 3
flowersindecember says

Don't follow your favorite author on twitter. They're just like me. :)

#author #IMadeThatMistake #NoIDidntFollowMyself #KissMyselfImSoPretty

  • Jun 3
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Anonymous says

No, really. You think you can do it better than I can go out and do it! I'm rooting for you 100%

#author #WeBothMuttrTrollsDoe

  • Jun 3
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Anonymous says

You think you're better than me? Go out and prove it.
#author

  • Jun 3
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Anonymous says

That awkward moment someone condescends to you for ranting on a rant site.

#author

  • Jun 3
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Anonymous says

As an aspiring writer, I want to sympathize with our resident #Author.

But their rants on here make them sound like someone whose books I would really not enjoy. Maybe I should separate the artist from the art, but at this point, I don't know the art. All I know is the artist, and judging from how the artist presents themselves, I'm inclined to believe their art would not enrich my life.

  • Jun 3
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Anonymous says

SPOILER ALERT: They're the same thing.
#Further #Farther

fur·ther

fur·ther [fúrər]
adj
additional: that is more than or adds to the quantity or extent of something
until further notice
Do you have anything further to add?

adv
1. to greater distance: to or at a point that is more distant in place or time
further into the future

2. to greater extent: to a greater degree or exten... read more

  • Jun 3
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Anonymous says

"You should really talk like an author."
"You made a type-o in your facebook post."
"You don't LOOK like an author"
"You shouldn't express your political opinions. It's unprofessional of for an author"

Okay. Seriously. If there was one type of way to be an author there would be one type of book. The dry boring kind by some nearsighted guy tweeked on coffee with a raging alcohol addiction who's favorite color is gray. YAWN! We'll call him I.M. St... read more

  • Jun 3
Anonymous says

Dear Publishing Houses,

NO ONE CAN AFFORD YOUR $20 SUBMISSION FEE. YOU'RE THE REASON EVERYONE IS SELF PUBLISHED NOW.
That's my whiskey money. (Don't tell my mom I drank that bottle I promised to share...) And I can't afford more whiskey so I definitely can't afford your $20 rejection letter!

#LickaMy #SuckaMy #Dick #Whiskey #author #MorePrestigeThanAStarvingArtist

  • Jun 3
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Anonymous says

I'm sick of behaving myself to make people comfortable. There's a reason I stopped going to church!
#Author #whyIquitTwitter #ImSassyAndRude #DealWidIt

  • Jun 2
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Anonymous says

I'm trying to reread my own book but I just can't... I just can't promote this anymore. I just want to publish the next one! My tiny fanbase wants me to publish the next one! Yeah, this has been an amazing journey but it's time to go farther!

#ImJustGettingWarmedUp #Author #YesItsAJourney

  • Jun 2
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Anonymous says

I finally quit twitter! f*** yeah!
#author #Trollwar

  • Jun 2
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Anonymous says

It feels good to be submitting manuscripts again.♥
#Author

  • Jun 1
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Anonymous says

Think I'm going to focus on publishing my children's book. There's no death in that one. That's kind of nice.
#Author

  • May 29
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Anonymous says

I'm praying I get to publish two new books this year...
#Author #Prayers

  • May 29
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Anonymous says

A lot of you will become story fodder someday.

#Author #IFeedOffOfYourDrama

  • May 25
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