Can't you see that she's exaggerating for your attention and the sugar?? "My throat hurts mommy... Can I have a piece of candy to suck on?" "of course dear" While in the corner, I mutter to myself 'That bowl of hard candies started out as full this morning...' And then I get yelled at for actually wondering if sucking on candy all day is healthy. Oops.
My brain is banging against my skull. It feels like it's going to explode. My emotions are all over the place and I'm confused. I don't know what to tell people when they ask me how I am. I'm everything. Every emotion all balled up into one. It's tiring. I'm so stressed. My face is covered in pimples. There's so much going on right now. I don't like talking about my life to my friends because I feel like I'm dumping a load of crap on them. They have their own problems. I just... read more
NEWS FLASH BUDDY: WORSE THINGS HAVE HAPPENED! The weirdest part about all of this, is that I have no clue what he gets out of it. The next time he starts spurting off all of these insanely hurtful things that he obviously doesn't mean, I may actually punch him. Although, I suppose I could give him a little warning
Undeniable proof that people cannot think critically for themselves: "Humans only use 10% of our brain."
Can no one individually at least attempt to validate claims based on hearsay before spreading these bogus ideas around?
Though I suppose a good case could be made about how much brainpower these people are using (Oh yes, I'm being facetious).
Yesterday the orthodontist explained to me that my naturally small teeth, while fitting and connecting perfectly in my mouth, after 19 years and no major dental work (i.e braces) are a sign that i'm further along the evolutionary scale than most people.
As cavemen used to use their teeth "to fight and eat ze big woolly mammoth" (he said,) "zier teeth would break off and zey would have their remaining, crowded teeth grow down in replacement."
therefore, my body... read more