I just took a f***ing gigantic sh**.
It was like the size of a honeydew melon in total. I peeked down at my turd it was a squishy, consistent brown pile, like chocolate ice cream squeezed from my tender pucker. I attribute it's texture, modest stink, and consistency to the large amount of peapods I had with my food yesterday. I also went quite some time without taking a dump, so there was a lot to push out.
I haven't taken a sh** that big in forever,... read more