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A human will eat on average 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders while sleeping.

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Anonymous says

I made it 9 1/2 hours without going to the bathroom last time. Today I am trying for 11. I don't do it everyday so it's not going to cause kidney issues, I just want to see how long I can hold it, and I think if it I do it maybe 3 days a week, my bladder will probably get stronger.

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  Anonymous says

So I called a rehab center to inquire on admission rates & procedures. I asked if the patient can go by herself & the staff said no, because these patients can't be trusted and are challenging to talk & deal with. When he asked who I am going to check into rehab, I said it's me. It's actually self-admission & I'm going to finance it as I have no guardian or relative.

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  Anonymous says

Oh f*** off psychotherapy.
f*** you

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Anonymous says

Honestly, when you've been on the internet reading comments long enough, you start to feel like you're in a video game where the NPCs only have a certain amount of pre-programmed things to say. Like there's the "I don't want my tax dollars going toward ____ " NPC that shows up on every political post

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Anonymous says

DAMN! I just got a cavity filled Tuesday and the damn filling fell out last night. I woke up and found part of it on my pillow and I can feel the jagged edge of the hole in my tooth again.

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  transf0rmersfan says

and actually im laughing now bc all i had to do to get a decent night's sleep was clear up the papers and notebooks on my bed
instead i dozed off for ten to twenty minutes at a time awkwardly curled around the stuff
tired me has bad judgement

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Anonymous says

My doctor gave me a no longer recommended first line of 'defense' drug to take which is mostly classified as a last line nowadays. wth is that sh**. Either he want's to Mess me up or he is just outdated as things are always changing but it started to no longer be recommended 2 years ago.

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Anonymous says

Make sure to ALWAYS study what your doctor tries to give you. Most doctors are so outdated jaded and arrogant. Just like you will rarely find a passionate person in a 'boring' subject, it's the same for PHD Doctors.

Especially if you live in the US. the US is a sh** hole of corruption and outdated systems.

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  transf0rmersfan says

f*** me and f***this shirt i practically did not sleep at ALL and its half past the og getting up time
i cant even turn off my brain for the rest of the morning bc i have to write sh**
g**d*** i wont underestimate sleeping again

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  Anonymous says

I have stretch marks on my vagina

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  Anonymous says

I want and need to be admitted in a rehab. I badly need to or I'll kill myself soon. Gahd. What do I do now. I'm totally not okay.

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  Anonymous says

My mom and I have food poisoning.

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  Anonymous says

Sugar leads to:
fat > man boobs
low testosterone > low facial hair
addiction > cravings > repeat

I had a cheat day today of a week of no sugar and already these symptoms show up. :/. I really dont want diabetes. I have eaten like sh** my entire living life

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  Anonymous says

Everyone didn't just go away. Everyone I love didn't just leave me. I drove them away.

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  Anonymous says

I’ve taken 27 200mg doses of ibuprofen (5,400mg in total) over two days, is this dangerous and what are the side effect if anyone knows them

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  Anonymous says

cramps are ugh i’m over this i’m really just about to sleep through it. i’m on like 3 advil and a bunch of essential oils. anyone got any weird home remedies??

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Anonymous says

is it normal for your foot to make an internal snapping sound when you walk? it doesn't really hurt, but i don't hear it happening to anyone else and it sometimes alerts people to my my presence during my daily mischief

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  Anonymous says

I am sorry I don't understand me either. I thought I would like him to be miserable without me...but when he is miserable...I feel that. Idk.... I hate being me. I hate feeling every little thing.
I would never wish this on anyone.

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