Ya. K sure.
Your god is real. Totally f***ing real.
He hates women.
He murdered a man he claimed as his son for the sake that we would no longer have to make animal sacrifices to earn forgiveness for sins like eating a g**d*** cheeseburger
Ps the animal sacrifices were a rule he made up in the first place.
And he's GOD but somehow has to contort to some archaic "my son for all this crazy sh**" rule because "that's just how it f***ing is" for some reason.
But no. Nah. That's none of my business.
I'm just a f** anyways. Whatever.