I love you and all, but for f***s sake, stop unbuttoning your pants in public. It just makes you look sloppy, and it's even worse when I can see your boxers too. Ugh
You're a very self-conscious guy, I know that very well about you, why the hell does it not bother?
Hell, I don't give a sh** if you do it anywhere else, but just don't do it in public.