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  Anonymous says

Who the f*** charges $200 for acceptance into a college? I payed you $50 to look at my application now you want me to pay you $200 just for accepting me?!

College is expensive

  • Oct 30
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  Anonymous says

I want to just strip and make some extra cash then who can tell me anything I'm getting paid but I'm too skinny and no one wants a skinny stripper

  • Oct 30
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Anonymous says

so there is only 3 people here hahahahaha

  • Oct 30
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Anonymous says

Hey burglars that's OK our neighbors don't believe in guns so we won't use ours to protect their sh!t..... Go ahead:)

  • Oct 29
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Anonymous says

how tf am I going to balance three jobs and four classes

  • Oct 29
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  Anonymous says

read Dipper Goes To Taco Bell i dare u if u do i will give u a small lone of a milleyon dola

  • Oct 28
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  Anonymous says

I still laugh at first world problems.

  • Oct 28
Anonymous says

one of the problems is not taking shower

  • Oct 27
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SpaceGhost says

When someone asks for help, do not be rude AND do it under Anonymous unless youre that much of a coward. I'm cowardly myself but I have some deceny.

  • Oct 27
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  Anonymous says

If you're always broke you're a joke, if you get minimum wage you can't afford to date, and when you hit salary, the poor group you're with you must up and leave! Lol

  • Oct 27
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Anonymous says

Me: Hey guys, my family and I are very low on money and if anyone is willing to help me out a little, its greatly appreciated. here's my paypal

Somebody with too much time on their hands: omfg get a job you lazy sh** stop asking for free handouts

Honestly man, I just asked for some help

  • Oct 27
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  Anonymous says

YOOOOO another liquor store had the same sh** for $10 less! You greedy a** Chinese people. SMD!!!

  • Oct 27
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  Anonymous says

I can't wait until I'm wearing designer clothes every damn day whole closet full

  • Oct 27
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  Anonymous says

open bob and virginia

  • Oct 27
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  Anonymous says

f*** you, Learher Man

  • Oct 26
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  Anonymous says

Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin

  • Oct 26
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  Anonymous says

You f*** your boss and thats all there is to it

  • Oct 26
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Anonymous says

jews will not replace us
jews will not replace us
jews will not replace us
jews will not replace us
jews will not replace us
jews will not replace us

  • Oct 26
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Anonymous says

I tipped and you didn't bother to say thank you? You're not getting sh** next time.

  • Oct 25
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Anonymous says

Controversial opinion: I support basic income (which can be taxed) for people who are not suitable to work due to injury, temperament and/or mental illness.

I'm tired of watched people get turned down for jobs and having to beg or sell their bodies or turn to crime. Plus, it'd be great to have more people spending money.

  • Oct 25
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