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  Anonymous says

I really need to find someone who can f*** me good. Don't care if there are strings attached or nah. Just need a guy who can use his dick for once.

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Anonymous says

I hate my mom. She's a pathetic loser and I hope she dies soon.

  • 6 Oct 2009
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  Anonymous says

Dear fat people, what made you fat?

  • 13 Sep 2015
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  • Feb 19
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MuttrStaff says

We are in the midst of rebuilding - Now is your time to contribute! What do you like most about Muttr? What would you like to see improved? What new features do you feel would be a great addition? Your feedback helps greatly improve the site!

  • 19 Feb 2014
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  elevenelevenn says

I really never wanted it to be this way. I don't know what is going on with you. I tried everything. I loved you and miss you and I wish it didn't end this way, but you've undone my trust in you. You'll always be in my heart.

  • Sep 12
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Regulater says

For all you white people who like to consider themselves as saints and God's great gift to Earth have some news that counters your views about yourselves as a superior race. Well without further ado here is a made: "Col. John Chivington of the U.S. Army, who in 1864 led 700 soldiers in the massacre of 70 to 163 peaceful Cheyenne and Arapahoe, mostly women and children, in Colorado". Hmm I wonder what racist massacred all those natives? Oh! The white race." Bobby Frank Cherry,... read more

  • 12 Sep 2015
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  elevenelevenn says

endless colors
are swallowed by the sun
in a trail full of echoes
just before they had begun

  • Mar 8
Anonymous says

On the thermo electric generator idea, and its need to transfer the heat from the circulated water to the chips, I had an idea which might be better at transferring the heat of the water. Sandwich 3 plexiglass pieces cut to the shape of 12"x 3", and hollow one of them out to half inch near it's edges, that one will be used as a spacer, and a drilling at both ends could make it possible for fittings for high temp pvc pipe to connect too, allowing hot water to pass between the ... read more

  • Feb 19
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Anonymous says

If guys had periods they would brag about how big their tampons are.

  • 3 Dec 2010
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Anonymous says

Why don't we play a game on here called "guess those song lyrics"?

  • Jun 9
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Anonymous says

Why is it so rare to find a guy who just wants to snuggle and not attack you like an animal.?

  • 15 Oct 2009
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flowersindecember says

You asked for a b****! You got a b****! Here I am! Laughing at you all who think you can hurt my feelings! You're a joke! You thought I was bad when I put personal stuff on here? Now I've made sure I take up more space in your head by being AN ACTUAL b****! :D And every time you think of me... I wind up owning you :)

  • Jun 6
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Anonymous says

I masturbated with a candle the other night.

  • 28 Jan 2014
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  Anonymous says

I miss flirting. I'm engaged and love my fiance more than anything but I'm a flirt. Always have been. Its hard. I feel awkward and try not to think of how sexy a woman is and how to hold back my complements and my flirtatious nature. I just miss that part.

  • 26 Jan 2014
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  Anonymous says

What if every post and comment ever made on Muttr was the same disturbed person who had multiple personality disorder, chronic amnesia, and a lot of problems these past five years or so?
Who am I?

  • 15 Mar 2014
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Anonymous says

Theres a reason I dont like it when you say you hate your life. If you really did, you still wouldnt be here with me. I learned alot about you today, sweetie. I may have gotten a bit mad, but it wasnt as bad as you think. I only got upset because its just stuff that i wish i knew along time because we've through so much together. I'm your bestfriend and boyfriend for a reason. I'm not going to break you, im not going to put you through hell. I'll help you when you fall, and I... read more

  • 18 Jan 2016
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MuttrStaff says

Just a quick warning: from here on out, questions about Muttr, or some kind of "bug" WILL BE removed. I can't have the site being filled with support questions. It's hard enough to moderate everything as it is.

If you have issues, comments or supportish questions, either comment on this muttr or email me (

  • 17 Jun 2014
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  Anonymous says

I'm 21 by boyfriend is 52. We've been together for 7 months and mind you it is not a materialistic relationship because he has never bought me anything and I'm pretty well off myself. About a month ago he told he he had to have urgent liver surgery and flew to Europe the next day for the operation. Luckily his sister was able to message me from his phone to keep me up to date with his recovery. I cried almost every day and especially during his operation I couldn't even get o... read more

  • Sep 4
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elevenelevenn says

I haven't been on here since my last post. Actually I didn't mean to come here but I typed the wrong thing in the browser so here we are. We can't do this and so I will leave you with one post while I am here, but I can't come here to save you all the time. I need you to try to remember the things I've said when you are feeling this way okay? Everything I said was true. I do love and miss you so very much. You are constantly in my thoughts and memories. And I am trying to for... read more

  • Jan 8
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