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  elevenelevenn says

I wonder if you heard me. I played our favorite songs which I listen to everyday when I drive near you.

  • Mar 3
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  elevenelevenn says

Bedroom - Nostalgic Feel

  • Mar 5
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Anonymous says

I hate my mom. She's a pathetic loser and I hope she dies soon.

  • 6 Oct 2009
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  Anonymous says

Dear fat people, what made you fat?

  • 13 Sep 2015
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  Anonymous says

They need to make a spongebob episode called "Everybody Have Sex" where Spongbob, Patrick, Squidward, Gary, Plankton, Mr Krabs, Pearl, Sandy, Miss Puff, Larry, Old Man Jenkins, Sonic, Tails, Shadow, Knuckles, Mario, Luigi, Toad, Peach, Bowser, Pikachu, Ash, Shrek, Donkey, Barry B Benson, Johnny Test, Dukey Test, Cory Baxter, Jimmy Neutron, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, One Direction, Five Seconds Of Summer, Twenty One Pilots, Fall Out Boy, Jonas Brothers, All Time Rush, Minecraft... read more

  • Nov 5
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  • Feb 19
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Anonymous says

i recently met a nice gal, who told me she worked at a company who discriminates against cannabis users by doing a urinalysis at the start of employment. She told me she didn't use cannabis for 30 days, then after she got her job, she started using again. A lot of people that i have talked too told me the same thing. I question that kind of thought though.
She said they only test again the employers if they make any mistake and get hurt, and i wonder if that is moral wh... read more

  • Aug 8
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MuttrStaff says

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  • 19 Feb 2014
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  elevenelevenn says

I really never wanted it to be this way. I don't know what is going on with you. I tried everything. I loved you and miss you and I wish it didn't end this way, but you've undone my trust in you. You'll always be in my heart.

  • Sep 12
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Regulater says

For all you white people who like to consider themselves as saints and God's great gift to Earth have some news that counters your views about yourselves as a superior race. Well without further ado here is a made: "Col. John Chivington of the U.S. Army, who in 1864 led 700 soldiers in the massacre of 70 to 163 peaceful Cheyenne and Arapahoe, mostly women and children, in Colorado". Hmm I wonder what racist massacred all those natives? Oh! The white race." Bobby Frank Cherry,... read more

  • 12 Sep 2015
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  elevenelevenn says

endless colors
are swallowed by the sun
in a trail full of echoes
just before they had begun

  • Mar 8
Anonymous says

On the thermo electric generator idea, and its need to transfer the heat from the circulated water to the chips, I had an idea which might be better at transferring the heat of the water. Sandwich 3 plexiglass pieces cut to the shape of 12"x 3", and hollow one of them out to half inch near it's edges, that one will be used as a spacer, and a drilling at both ends could make it possible for fittings for high temp pvc pipe to connect too, allowing hot water to pass between the ... read more

  • Feb 19
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Anonymous says

If guys had periods they would brag about how big their tampons are.

  • 3 Dec 2010
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Anonymous says

Why don't we play a game on here called "guess those song lyrics"?

  • Jun 9
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Anonymous says

Why is it so rare to find a guy who just wants to snuggle and not attack you like an animal.?

  • 15 Oct 2009
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flowersindecember says

You asked for a b****! You got a b****! Here I am! Laughing at you all who think you can hurt my feelings! You're a joke! You thought I was bad when I put personal stuff on here? Now I've made sure I take up more space in your head by being AN ACTUAL b****! :D And every time you think of me... I wind up owning you :)

  • Jun 6
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Anonymous says

I masturbated with a candle the other night.

  • 28 Jan 2014
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  Anonymous says

I miss flirting. I'm engaged and love my fiance more than anything but I'm a flirt. Always have been. Its hard. I feel awkward and try not to think of how sexy a woman is and how to hold back my complements and my flirtatious nature. I just miss that part.

  • 26 Jan 2014
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  Anonymous says

Poor white ppl! It’s so hard to have so many privledges boohooooo

  • Nov 8
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  Anonymous says

What is your weirdest kink/fetish. This isn't me being a pervert I'm just trying to see if mine aren't as bad as I think they are. Which I guess in turn makes me a pervert.

  • Oct 27
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