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  Anonymous says

(Reposting since people were mad )
Let me tell you why men are trash. My coworker has been hitting on me for the longest time. At the beginning I wanted to keep it at a friendly level because we worked together and he had a girlfriend. But for the past month we started hanging out a lot after work, last week we were hanging out at the park in my neighborhood at like 1am. We were just talking as usual until he started rubbing my thigh at this point were both horny af lol... read more

  • Jun 5
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Anonymous says

The only difference between a prostitute and a porn star is the camera.

  • 24 Jan 2011
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Anonymous says

To those who think the fetus is just a 'clump of cells'.
I dare you to go up to a mother
that was pregnant(by rape, accident, or purposeful, married or unmarried)
and wanted to keep her baby
but lost/miscarried it somehow
and tell her
that her child
was a clump of cells.

  • Mar 20
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  Anonymous says

Okay, I'm making this more for myself than anybody else. I'm going to work on that project and stay away from games until I can actually be confident in my data.

  • 5 Apr 2016
Anonymous says

You can't punish me, you're my girlfriend

  • 16 Feb 2016
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Anonymous says

All muslims shall be DEPORTED the hell out of our country! These f***ing animals... dare to speak about what's right and what's wrong??? No way!

  • Jun 17
Obadiah says

Is there any particular reason why McDonald's made a burrito hamburger?? Who the hell would do that bulls***? I'd rather drink a potato chip milkshake.

  • 4 Mar 2010
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Anonymous says

I'm so horny, horny horny horny, soooooooooooooo horny, horny horny horny. :)

  • 24 Oct 2009
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  Anonymous says

Why is it that when girls drink they turn into lesbians?

  • 12 Dec 2010
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Anonymous says

I am so pissed at all the mothereffing political posts on my facebook dash right now. Like, I get that you don't like Trump. Well, suck it up buttercup because I didn't like Obama. Actually, I think I hate Michelle more than Barack. Tumblr and friends tell me to take care of myself first, but when I do, it apparently means I'm racist/a nazi/wrong/insert other insult. I absolutely hate hate hate haaaaaatttteeee loathe Hillary Clinton and all that she freaking stands for. F*ck ... read more

  • 29 Jan 2017
  Anonymous says

Losing you is one of my biggest regrets

  • 6 Apr 2016
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  Anonymous says

To all my ladies on Muttr dealing with depression, anxiety and self-harm...

You're all beautiful and intelligent and deserve to have your voice heard. Don't let anyone make you think otherwise.

- Ashley

  • 6 Apr 2016
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  Anonymous says

*Chef puts ice in Gordon Ramsays water*
Gordon: "Is the ice fresh?"
Chef: "No, it's frozen"
Gordon: "Oh for f*** sake!"

  • Mar 20
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  Anonymous says

Alright so here's the thing, I reaaally miss my fu c. K buddy! Ok, so i feel like outside of sex he really didnt understand me nor do i think we we're compatible...a match. Ok but the sex was.....out of this world ...next level sh** ....spiritual. We made love and fuxked at times, sometime our skin melted together in the sense that we were one physically. Seriously in all realness we connected during sex we felt like "one" alright anyway... should i hit him up or no? Part of ... read more

  • 6 Apr 2016
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  Anonymous says

my mom prays to God that i'll get married meanwhile i'm here praying that i never become romantically or sexually interested in another human being. we'll see who prays harder, challenge accepted

  • Oct 1
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  Anonymous says

f*** off y'all. go suck on a caterpillar dick

  • Sep 17
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Anonymous says

Damn girl. Things I want to do to you are illegal in some states.

  • 10 Nov 2010
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  Anonymous says

Wife hates me and won't have sex with me, and is jealous of my new car so now she is mad at me #fml

  • 24 Sep 2016
  Anonymous says

HOLY f***ING sh** SO THERES THIS THING IN THE LIVING ROOM AND IMLIKE "this looks like a butt plug lmao i'm gonna go research it" AND I LOOKED UP A BUTTPLUG (don't judge me lmao) AND I LITERALLY FOUND THE EXACT SAME THING IM PANICKING WHYISITINTHELIVINGROOM WHO USED IT I CANT
#WHY

  • Jun 26
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Anonymous says

If I see one more post about the "patriarchal society PIV brainwashing women" I swear to god I'm going to throw a chair out a window

  • Jun 22
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