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Anonymous says

I'm so horny, horny horny horny, soooooooooooooo horny, horny horny horny. :)

  • 24 Oct 2009
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  Anonymous says

Why is it that when girls drink they turn into lesbians?

  • 12 Dec 2010
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Anonymous says

I am so pissed at all the mothereffing political posts on my facebook dash right now. Like, I get that you don't like Trump. Well, suck it up buttercup because I didn't like Obama. Actually, I think I hate Michelle more than Barack. Tumblr and friends tell me to take care of myself first, but when I do, it apparently means I'm racist/a nazi/wrong/insert other insult. I absolutely hate hate hate haaaaaatttteeee loathe Hillary Clinton and all that she freaking stands for. F*ck ... read more

  • Jan 29
  Anonymous says

Losing you is one of my biggest regrets

  • 6 Apr 2016
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  Anonymous says

To all my ladies on Muttr dealing with depression, anxiety and self-harm...

You're all beautiful and intelligent and deserve to have your voice heard. Don't let anyone make you think otherwise.

- Ashley

  • 6 Apr 2016
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  Anonymous says

*Chef puts ice in Gordon Ramsays water*
Gordon: "Is the ice fresh?"
Chef: "No, it's frozen"
Gordon: "Oh for f*** sake!"

  • Mar 20
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  Anonymous says

Alright so here's the thing, I reaaally miss my fu c. K buddy! Ok, so i feel like outside of sex he really didnt understand me nor do i think we we're compatible...a match. Ok but the sex was.....out of this world ...next level sh** ....spiritual. We made love and fuxked at times, sometime our skin melted together in the sense that we were one physically. Seriously in all realness we connected during sex we felt like "one" alright anyway... should i hit him up or no? Part of ... read more

  • 6 Apr 2016
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  Anonymous says

my mom prays to God that i'll get married meanwhile i'm here praying that i never become romantically or sexually interested in another human being. we'll see who prays harder, challenge accepted

  • Oct 1
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  Anonymous says

f*** off y'all. go suck on a caterpillar dick

  • Sep 17
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Anonymous says

Damn girl. Things I want to do to you are illegal in some states.

  • 10 Nov 2010
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  Anonymous says

Wife hates me and won't have sex with me, and is jealous of my new car so now she is mad at me #fml

  • 24 Sep 2016
  Anonymous says

HOLY f***ING sh** SO THERES THIS THING IN THE LIVING ROOM AND IMLIKE "this looks like a butt plug lmao i'm gonna go research it" AND I LOOKED UP A BUTTPLUG (don't judge me lmao) AND I LITERALLY FOUND THE EXACT SAME THING IM PANICKING WHYISITINTHELIVINGROOM WHO USED IT I CANT
#WHY

  • Jun 26
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Anonymous says

If I see one more post about the "patriarchal society PIV brainwashing women" I swear to god I'm going to throw a chair out a window

  • Jun 22
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  Anonymous says

So are we all just going to ignore how f***ing PURPLE red onions are?

  • Aug 5
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Anonymous says

Donald Trump voting for Hillary Clinton (It's True)

Dr Donald Trump says he'll be voting for Hillary Clinton
Dr. Donald Trump has been working in the medical field for more than 40 years. He now runs a cancer institute in Virginia and although he says he'll be voting for Hillary Clinton next Tuesday, he has courted "The Donald" for donations for medical research in the past.
Dr. Trump first became aware of the other Donald Trump in the late 1970s when... read more

  • 2 Nov 2016
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  Anonymous says

Cooking Mac and Cheese in ONLY an apron ;)
Keep in mind that I have B cups and I'm a 400lb man

  • 6 Aug 2016
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Anonymous says

So I ate the McDonalds I got, which was two chicken sandwiches, two orders of french fries and a double cheeseburger (half because I shared it with my dog), and a whole lot of water. I got rid of it but I feel like crap now. I'm so afraid I'm going to gain weight and it controls my life.

  • Jul 24
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Anonymous says

Two of my close friends have been murdered. The two murders were 8 years apart, but both died in very violent manners. Ron was shot in the head multiple times and his throat was slashed. Charles was shot in his head on his front porch with his wife and children right there. Ron's murdered was executed in '11, but no one has done dick to figure out why charles was shot. I want to watch the f*** that killed my best friend die. I want to see it. I hope they screw up and it's a h... read more

  • 2 Oct 2015
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Anonymous says

God, I hate you so much. Just because you're younger and I'm the eldest, you get treated like a bowl of f***ing fruit loops, and every bad thing gets blamed on me. I'm the honors child who was offered to get moved up 2 grades, I'm the kid who has a straight f***ing 4.0 GPA, you failed 3 f***ing grades, THREE, but still our family coddles you and thinks you're the grace of Jesus Christ himself. I'm gonna be the doctor, you'll be the gold-digger or some uneducated brat. You thi... read more

  • 13 Feb 2016
Anonymous says

I understand the difference between a joke and an opinion, especially a negative one. I know it very damn well. Why can't you just take a joke? I'm not personally targeting or insulting you, so what the hell is your problem? You're one to do this, since you yourself do this.

  • 9 Oct 2015