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  Anonymous says

Mike Pence went from yesterday’s forum on "empowering women" (hahaha) to today leading a group of male politicians in a vote to take away access to birth control and cancer screenings and deny family planning to poor women. Can't trust them to make personal medical choices but it's fine to force birth and motherhood on women.

  • Mar 30
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alixer says

I'm so horny. Nobody move, I might f*** you.

  • 1 Jan 2011
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Anonymous says

Press "laugh" if you're a guy. Press "show love" if you're a girl. Press "You're an Idiot" if you're gay.
I wanna see who gets on here more. Guys or Girls?

  • 4 Apr 2011
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Anonymous says

YOU SUCk IN BED! Sorry... i faked it..

  • 31 Jul 2011
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Anonymous says

Who's loving the new, badass emoji's on whatsapp? I'm IN LOVE with them! SO EXCITED!

  • 17 Feb 2016
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  Anonymous says

I'm a 13 yr old lesbian, and sometimes I really hate my life. I wish I was straight. Not because it's the "norm" but just so I wouldn't have to hide it from my parents. I've always know my parents weren't the types of people who would be like "oh your gay, well good for you" to a stranger but I never really knew how they felt. I've tried coming out to my mom by starting with "there's this girl in my class that just said she was gay" to see what she's says and then be like aha... read more

  • Mar 20
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Anonymous says

If I had a super power, id make it rain money. Dollars, not cents cuz cents would hurt unless i wanted to piss someone off then id make it rain pennies...Canadian pennies.

  • 4 Dec 2009
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Anonymous says

Nobody can deny that you are very cool! I guess you have to be, don't you? Because there isn't much else going on for you, is there?

  • Jul 23
Almo says

The muttr staff guy removed my last muttr :(

I was testing the text limit, and there is one... :(

  • 21 Dec 2010
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Jaire says

Doesn't it suck when you don't get the user name you wanted? Sucks for all you other Jaires. Beat you this time b****es.

  • 30 Sep 2009
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Anonymous says

Dancing in the car like there are no cars around.

  • Nov 19
  Anonymous says

99% of feminist become lesbians later in life.

  • Apr 28
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  Anonymous says

I farted with so much propulsion I launched myself to the moon and established a moon base. I have been up here since 1963. I assisted in the Apollo mission but my gas is so bad that it actually penetrated their space suits and that is why they have not returned. Your government is lying to you.

  • Aug 8
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Anonymous says

Anime nothing but stuck-up cartoons, conceited b****es they are!!!

  • 21 Feb 2016
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Anonymous says

I just used the tube of preparation h thinking it was a tube of toothpaste... >_<

  • 13 Jan 2011
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  Anonymous says

I'm having an affair with my wife's sister, while my wife's on vacation with her cousins for a month. It's just me and her sister at home, I was just about head off to sleep and her sister comes into my bedroom and ask me for a spare pillow, and I lend her one of my wife's and she wished me "Good night, and have sweet dreams", and then she turned off the lights and closed the door behind, and just seconds later she comes in and then drops her pink satin nightgown on the floor... read more

  • Aug 8
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Anonymous says

LMAO a homeless guy was holding a sign wich read SMILE IF YOU MASTERBATE i laughed a really loud weird laugh almost like how on that one episode of family guy when stewie griffin does that uncontrollable laugh, XD

  • 20 Apr 2011
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Anonymous says

The thing about Depression is that you just know that any bit of happiness you get is temporary. It's a suicidal emotion- always inevitably killing itself soon enough. But in a strange way, it just sorta feels like that's.... not a bad thing. Like, I know that happiness is always going to end. So when it does, it's not that bad. I can still see some beauty in the world when the depression takes it's course. My happiness may be suicidal, but it doesn't mean I have to be.

  • 14 Feb 2016
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Anonymous says

Ughh, I can ever keep friends....idk why. im not mean or anything. And I just want a boyfriend that will respect me and love me. I just want to be in a guys arms and just cry nd sleep as they hold me tightly and put me in a safe place :(

  • 14 Feb 2016
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Anonymous says

I have a friend who's chill, listens, is funny, and nice to be around. unfortunately they're pretty popular so their other mates rush in and basically take them away before I have enough time to have a full conversation. I'd be ok with it if they weren't obviously trying to make me a third or more wheel, and that if I spoke out about it I'd be the a**h*** .

  • 2 Oct 2015
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