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I'm a 13 yr old lesbian, and sometimes I really hate my life. I wish I was straight. Not because it's the "norm" but just so I wouldn't have to hide it from my parents. I've always know my parents weren't the types of people who would be like "oh your gay, well good for you" to a stranger but I never really knew how they felt. I've tried coming out to my mom by starting with "there's this girl in my class that just said she was gay" to see what she's says and then be like aha... read more

If I had a super power, id make it rain money. Dollars, not cents cuz cents would hurt unless i wanted to piss someone off then id make it rain pennies...Canadian pennies.

Nobody can deny that you are very cool! I guess you have to be, don't you? Because there isn't much else going on for you, is there?

The muttr staff guy removed my last muttr :(

I was testing the text limit, and there is one... :(

99% of feminist become lesbians later in life.

Anime nothing but stuck-up cartoons, conceited b****es they are!!!

I just used the tube of preparation h thinking it was a tube of toothpaste... >_<

LMAO a homeless guy was holding a sign wich read SMILE IF YOU MASTERBATE i laughed a really loud weird laugh almost like how on that one episode of family guy when stewie griffin does that uncontrollable laugh, XD

The thing about Depression is that you just know that any bit of happiness you get is temporary. It's a suicidal emotion- always inevitably killing itself soon enough. But in a strange way, it just sorta feels like that's.... not a bad thing. Like, I know that happiness is always going to end. So when it does, it's not that bad. I can still see some beauty in the world when the depression takes it's course. My happiness may be suicidal, but it doesn't mean I have to be.

Ughh, I can ever keep friends....idk why. im not mean or anything. And I just want a boyfriend that will respect me and love me. I just want to be in a guys arms and just cry nd sleep as they hold me tightly and put me in a safe place :(

I have a friend who's chill, listens, is funny, and nice to be around. unfortunately they're pretty popular so their other mates rush in and basically take them away before I have enough time to have a full conversation. I'd be ok with it if they weren't obviously trying to make me a third or more wheel, and that if I spoke out about it I'd be the a**h*** .

I hate going on facebook and realizing one of my friends removed me but can never figure out who it was...

I farted with so much propulsion I launched myself to the moon and established a moon base. I have been up here since 1963. I assisted in the Apollo mission but my gas is so bad that it actually penetrated their space suits and that is why they have not returned. Your government is lying to you.

There's an evidence that quarter of the world population will turn gay by the end of this century

If you try to hit on me, I'll mash your face in. Have a nice day!

Is it weird that I wanna run so bad? I look at the flash and I see how hard he works to save people, even if he is a fictional character, it's his character that I like about him. But instead of using that speed for good I would use it to run away from all the things the devil had brought in my life.

Doesn't it suck when you don't get the user name you wanted? Sucks for all you other Jaires. Beat you this time b****es.

*****need advice********

A very good oldfriend of mine who I've known since I was 10 came into town to visit me earlier this summer. She met my boyfriend and immediately took a liking to him. He mentioned he was a hobbiest writer and hoped to one day be published. She was recently published and offered to have him hire her to manage his social media account because having a heavy following would look good to publishing companies. He accepted the offer.

About a month later I... read more

Looks like Republican snowflakes got #triggered by the words of Coretta Scott King. Happy Black History Month, y'all. #LetLizSpeak