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Anonymous says

All women wear the pants, even if men dont realize it. They have the p****, they make the rules

  • 6 Nov 2016
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Anonymous says

What's a messikin????????????

  • 4 Apr 2016
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  Anonymous says

In 2007, Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club faced $120,000 in unpaid fines from the town of Palm Beach, Fla., resulting from a dispute over the height of a flagpole.

In a settlement, Palm Beach agreed to waive those fines — if Trump’s club made a $100,000 donation to a specific charity for veterans. Instead, Trump sent a check from the Donald J. Trump Foundation, a charity funded almost entirely by other people’s money, according to tax records.

  • 23 Mar 2017
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  Anonymous says

jingle tingle

  • Feb 1
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Anonymous says

I'll pray for my sins
Dear god
please let me lust over every beautiful woman I see,
please let me snort coke off a hookers a** just once,
Please let me drink as much as I humanly can every day,
Please let me smoke as much marijuana as I can every day,
And please oh please let me get laid every night by a different woman,
All these things I ask in the name of the father, son, and holy spirit!

  • 12 Feb 2016
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Anonymous says

I'd be so embarrassed in front of myself if I dedicated so much time to stalking someone's sh** that I could pick their anonymous posts out online. You people that act like you know each other are cray cray. What a bunch of f***ing losers lol.

  • Jul 2
  Anonymous says

Go online to dating site.
See my aunts profile
Delete my profile
Close my computer
Set it on fire.
Wash my eyes out with bleach

  • 22 Sep 2016
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  Anonymous says

Mike Pence went from yesterday’s forum on "empowering women" (hahaha) to today leading a group of male politicians in a vote to take away access to birth control and cancer screenings and deny family planning to poor women. Can't trust them to make personal medical choices but it's fine to force birth and motherhood on women.

  • 30 Mar 2017
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alixer says

I'm so horny. Nobody move, I might f*** you.

  • 1 Jan 2011
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  Anonymous says

Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all #relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to #overthrow the government, #eliminate the money system, institute complete #automation and #destroy the male sex.

It is now technically feasible to reproduce without the aid of males (or, for that matter, females) and to produce only females. We must begin immediately to do so.
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  • Feb 9
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Anonymous says

Press "laugh" if you're a guy. Press "show love" if you're a girl. Press "You're an Idiot" if you're gay.
I wanna see who gets on here more. Guys or Girls?

  • 4 Apr 2011
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Anonymous says

The guy/girl who made the post about Uber eats made 6 accounts to abuse 1 guys for saying "Why can't you make your own dinner then?" XD #Alibooboo #FlowersInDecember #CherryChapstick and a few more, all the same account. Well done. He asked a question, yeah, others were trolling and it's good you edited some of the abuse, but seriously, this is muttr.

  • Mar 2
Anonymous says

YOU SUCk IN BED! Sorry... i faked it..

  • 31 Jul 2011
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Anonymous says

Who's loving the new, badass emoji's on whatsapp? I'm IN LOVE with them! SO EXCITED!

  • 17 Feb 2016
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  Anonymous says

I'm a 13 yr old lesbian, and sometimes I really hate my life. I wish I was straight. Not because it's the "norm" but just so I wouldn't have to hide it from my parents. I've always know my parents weren't the types of people who would be like "oh your gay, well good for you" to a stranger but I never really knew how they felt. I've tried coming out to my mom by starting with "there's this girl in my class that just said she was gay" to see what she's says and then be like aha... read more

  • 20 Mar 2017
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Anonymous says

If I had a super power, id make it rain money. Dollars, not cents cuz cents would hurt unless i wanted to piss someone off then id make it rain pennies...Canadian pennies.

  • 4 Dec 2009
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Anonymous says

Nobody can deny that you are very cool! I guess you have to be, don't you? Because there isn't much else going on for you, is there?

  • Jul 23
Almo says

The muttr staff guy removed my last muttr :(

I was testing the text limit, and there is one... :(

  • 21 Dec 2010
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Anonymous says

Conservatives: Change? WHAT? HOW DARE YOU IMPLY WE NEED TO CHANGE! The world isn't falling apart around our ears so that means everything is PERFECT!


  • Mar 3
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Anonymous says

I have heard the sitting on the washer joke for a long time now, but I always thought it was false. Well, a week ago I leaned against the washer when it was running because I had to text someone back. I honestly, got turned on. I really want to sit on the washer and see what that would feel like, but I dont want someone to walk in on me.

  • Mar 3
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