For eons, I have resided in a deep slumber. A dormancy, if you may.
I am irrevocably aware of how cruel this world is, how chaotic and violent it is. How unpleasantly evil it is.
This place needs a ruler. That will be I.
No, I will be more than just a ruler.
On the same day I awoke from my slumber, I have cured the common cold, solved world hunger, and cured depression.
My name is Jeffothy.
I am more than just a name.