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Anonymous says

I got sexually harassed today. I feel like it was my fault.

  • Jul 17
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  • Apr 9
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  • Sep 1
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Anonymous says

Why is it that 3 percent of the people can tell the other 97% what is normal, then get offended
when you call them on their sh**??????????

  • 4 Apr 2016
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Anonymous says

Lets start and see what happens.

  • Nov 18
Jaire says

How not to pick up girls: Part II

Idiot2 was sighted throwing rocks at my window aprox 9:30pm when I refused to answer his text.

Most people would realize: not answering is just a polite way of saying go f*** yourself.

  • 10 Nov 2009
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  Anonymous says

Rainbows everywhere
Rainbows everything
Rainbows everyone

Boootyful world we live in

  • 19 Apr 2016
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  • 18 Dec 2016
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  Anonymous says

Imagine working really hard to get into your dream college and getting denied. Pretty bad. Now also imagine your own mother reminding you every single day what a failure you are. She doesn't stop telling me every day how I'm never going to achieve anything and that I don't have what it takes to study my career of choice. Not only does she hurt me by insulting me academically but she also doesn't stop insulting my body every time she sees me pick up a piece of food. She calls ... read more

  • Apr 5
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Anonymous says

If you choose to participate in the hatred, you're not part of the problem,
YOU are the problem!!!

  • 12 Sep 2015
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Anonymous says

I think this one girl named Caitlin is stupid

  • 12 Jun 2014
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  Anonymous says

Can we talk about how Terminator 2 is basically the Titanic for men? That sh** sank in the ocean but ARNOLD SANK INTO f***ING MOLTEN METAL. That sh** jerked a tear outta my eye. And women say we have no feelings smh they just don't know how to reach them.

  • Oct 14
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Anonymous says


  • 22 Sep 2016
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  Anonymous says

What would republicans say and do if hillary was president and Chelsea and her husband were her closest advisors? What about Chelsea getting top secret clearance and an office but somehow avoiding nepotism laws? Would you buy Chelsea Clinton boots at Nordstrom or boycott them after her mom flipped out on twitter?

  • Mar 23
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Anonymous says

There's no such thing as Chronic Pain Disorder or Fibromiaglia they are just excuses for lazy c**ts to avoid working.

  • Jul 27
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Anonymous says

There is this local douche bag trainer named Maki Riddington who challenged a couple of our crossfit women. They kicked the crap out of him. Maki Riddington learned that crossfit women can beat his a** easy. What a weakling!!!


  • 17 Sep 2016
Anonymous says

All jokes Assad,

things are getting pretty Syrias.

  • Apr 7
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Anonymous says

I hate my mom. She's a pathetic loser and I hope she dies soon.

  • 6 Oct 2009
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Anonymous says

Why do people support Trump still? I am just trying to understand. He said that comment about "Fine people on both sides" yeah, fine Nazi's? He said the people protesting the Nazi's started it, he has raped countless woman, he is racist, sexist, homophobic, islamophobic, and I could go on. I will praise anyone who can come up with a good excuse. If your answer makes sense than you have won.

  • Oct 4
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  Anonymous says

Whether you like it or not, if you are a man who has grown up in the United States or really any Western culture, you have picked up some aspect of toxic masculinity. This doesn't mean you are a rapist, but it probably means you have been taught to objectify or underestimate women at some point. Own it.

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