10 reasons why I want to drop my college roommate on her neck
1)she eats up al my sh**. EX)I buy a 12 carton of eggs, she tells me she used a couple , I go look in the fridge and theres only four left .___.
2)shes a tagalong EX) im on the phone with my bff from high school and shes making plans to come visit me , roommate chimes in and ask who im speaking to, when I tell her its my bff she gets over excited because she thinks I'm going to invite her too.
3)Everyone w... read more