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  Anonymous says

Inner voice: Go 'head and ask her out. It shouldn't be that hard. You're wearing Axe. Remember that commercial. All the ladies will crowd you.

Me: Hey (crush name)

Her: Hey

Inner voice: Say something cool. Be smooth. Confidence. Lean on the locker like they do in the movies. Nevermind you are accident prone with your luck you'll end up falling on her.

Me: Calculus homew... read more

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  Anonymous says

Inner voice: Go 'head and ask her out. It shouldn't be that hard. You're wearing Axe. Remember that commercial. All the ladies will crowd you.

Me: Hey (crush name)

Her: Hey

Inner voice: Say something cool. Be smooth. Confidence. Lean on the locker like they do in the movies. Nevermind you are accident prone with your luck you'll end up falling on her.

Me: Calculus homew... read more

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  Anonymous says

REMOVE VODKA remove vodka you are worst russian. you are the soviet idiot you are the vodka smell. return to siberia. to our israel cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the camp….ahahahaha ,Großbritannien we will never forgeve you. partisanenbande f*** but f*** a**h*** ruskie stink slav vodka vodka..holodomor best day of my life. take a bath of dead ruskie..ahahahahahRUSSIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww1 .russia we kill the king , soviet return to your pre... read more

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  Anonymous says

REMOVE VODKA remove vodka you are worst russian. you are the soviet idiot you are the vodka smell. return to siberia. to our israel cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the camp….ahahahaha ,Großbritannien we will never forgeve you. partisanenbande f*** but f*** a**h*** ruskie stink slav vodka vodka..holodomor best day of my life. take a bath of dead ruskie..ahahahahahRUSSIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww1 .russia we kill the king , soviet return to your pre... read more

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Anonymous says

Last night I was with my best friend, whom I have a crush on. She asked me out of nowhere what my zodiac sign is, and I told her. Then she told me she recently found out what hers was, so she was curious. She later (when we were alone, instead of in a group like before) looked up her sign and was like "I want to know who I'm compatible with!" and my sign was apparently listed as the most compatible with hers. God. I worr... read more

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Anonymous says

Ex who I'm not over is off with a woman who treats him better than I ever did, and I'm "focusing on my career" lmfao...really just pining after someone who I'll probably never be with, my crush who is really kind of taking up too much of my mind-space. I should actually start focusing on my career but I'm so g**d*** lonesome.

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  Anonymous says

Here is something that i really wanna tell my crush
-Cry for cuts and stitches, not bastards and b****es cause when that happens then they walk all over you

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Anonymous says

i am in year 9. Next year we have a river cruise for year 10. Its kind of like a casual ball. There is a general vibe that you need a boy to go with you. I've had this crush on a guy for a long time and i don't want to go on the river cruise with anyone but him. How do I get his attention. What does a boy like. What signals should I give. I love him and i don't want to spend the cruise without him

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  ElleXx says

Just like you have a crush on a celebrity, I have a crush on a guy I met online. I know that I'll never see him in real life or I'll ever be with him, but at least I've texted my crush before.

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  Anonymous says

I have a girl crush on all the females of muttr even the man loving lesbian is a peach. 💋 👅

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  Anonymous says

not gonna lie, i have a lowkey crush on someone on muttr

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  Anonymous says

So I have a bigtime crush on this boy at my school. Next year he isnt moving, but hes changing schools.. I cant imagin what school will be like without him. The only reason I get up in the morning with a smile on a school day is because of him, just the thought of him makes my day... and next year I cant switch schools, my parents wont let me. He doesnt know I like him. He knows I exsist, I talk to him from time to time.... read more

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  Anonymous says

I f***ing hate myself,why the f*** do I have a crush on Manic the hedgehog from Sonic underground? I know he's not real,but I wish he was,I just wanna hug and snuggle him so bad! I at least want a plush of him.I am so gross.

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  Anonymous says

I have a crush on Manic the hedgehog from Sonic underground,f*** my life.

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  Anonymous says

I feel so numb,I want to cry but the tears just won't flow,I want to be invisible so I won't have to talk to my dad,I have a crush on a cartoon character, I just have so many stupid problems! f*** my life.

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  Anonymous says

Peace of mind overrides love if love means chaos and turbulence. Love should enhance my life and not crush it

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  Anonymous says

i love walnuts,
the shape,
the skin; coarse
the feel; soap bar texture

crushed into pieces
fragrance at peak
collect
another,
and another
let the waters burst,
in sea of fragments;
oil-water submerged.
bitter first,
sweeter the second,
sour the third...

until swallow: flush down below
till only remnants surviveread more

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  Anonymous says

Copypasta has to sleep now.
Goodnight

As millions of our citizens continue to suffer the effects of the devastating hurricanes that have struck our country, I want to begin by expressing my appreciation to every leader in this room who has offered assistance and aid. The American people are strong and resilient, and they will emerge from these hardships more determined than ever before.

Fortunately, the United States has done very well since El... read more

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  Anonymous says

As millions of our citizens continue to suffer the effects of the devastating hurricanes that have struck our country, I want to begin by expressing my appreciation to every leader in this room who has offered assistance and aid. The American people are strong and resilient, and they will emerge from these hardships more determined than ever before.

Fortunately, the United States has done very well since Election Day last November 8th. The stock market is at an a... read more

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  Anonymous says

Alhamdulillah the weeb kuffar are clinging to the tattered frays of their holdings in al-Yaban. They shall be crushed by the holy armies and weebism shall be stamped out from the earth forever Insha'Allah. If the weebs shall spread their vile and forbidden falsehood, then we shall pursue them to the earth's ends Insha'Allah. For while the weebs plotted, Allah (swt) also plotted, and Allah (swt) is the best of plotters. S... read more

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