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  Anonymous says

How do I respond if my crush asks me if I like her cuz she may be onto me and I have no intention of admitting ever at all to anyone much less her. Like how do I imply no without actually saying it. Extreme sarcasm? Joking? hElp pLS

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Anonymous says

I wish I could just tell my crush how I feel he's the confident hot football player with all of the friends and I'm just the nerdy invisible girl in the background

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  Anonymous says

The holiday loneliness is getting to me, y’all. I just went to my friends concert tonight and I feel like I may have feelings for her. But maybe I don’t? And it’s just my mind telling me that having a crush on her is inevitable, and I need a girlfriend? Idk.

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  Anonymous says

I have a crush on this guy... he’s sooo perfect, and here’s a description of him. He is really pale, and so is his hair. (I’m always attracted to guys that look like that, weird?) his hair has this silvery undertone and it drives me insane. His eyes are suuupppeeer pretty. They are dark blue, and like I’ve never seen eyes like his. His face is really handsome, like he has a straight nose, and a kind of stern look... read more

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Anonymous says

I REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED ADVICE!!!

So I really like this guy, and I told one of my other guy friends that, and I asked him to figure out who my crush liked. But my friend told my crush that I liked him. And my crush told him he didn't like me, but my friend told me my #025AA2; font-weight: bold;'>crush on me and we started dating senior year in highschool. Two years later I think he's not attracted to me anymore or maybe he's not attracted to women at all? He has new gay friends and goes to gay bars with them, he doesn't want to kiss me anymore, and he's wearing more feminine clothes. I said I didn't have... read more

  • Dec 5
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  Anonymous says

I just want to:
go get coffee
Smoke a cigarette
Poop
Play candy crush 🍭 🍬
Find new music
Go on a walk
Take a shower
Put on a big comfy sweater
Get wine drunk by myself and watch Netflix
Stay up late-ish
Sleep
Wake up early

  • Dec 5
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Anonymous says

Cherry is on another crush rant, how cute!

  • Dec 5
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  Anonymous says

I have decided after much thought to try to be friends with you. For her sake. She would do most of the work because I clearly don’t trust you yet. But I know my boundaries. I can’t be in a relationship with you (besides friendship even though at this point it’s more of a accquatince-friend thing). I understand the most negative and dark part of me comes out when I am in one. I was even jealous (or feeling inferior to her in every way) of my friend who was trying to set... read more

  • Dec 5
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  Anonymous says

Hey. If you’re a boy. How do you feel if a girl asks if they can buy you a drink or hits on you??? I have a huge crush. Ginormous.

  • Dec 4
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  Anonymous says

Internet

Look up memes to laugh

Close tab while trying not to cry

Angsty cūnty normies ruined memes forever

Offensive jokes

REAL humour is something that anyone can laugh at without being offended

Does REAL humour make a person cry? HUMOUR?

f**k my life and f**k the angsty wangsters and basic starbucks girls who keep treating others like scum

Sick Face = you think the angs... read more

  • Dec 4
Trixxie says

Thanks to my friend's unnecessary yelling and tugging of my arm, I ended up yelling a confession to my crush. He said "okay cool" and we ended it there. Later I found out that the same friend had a crush on him and confessed too, but he just wanted to be friends. I'm making assumptions, but what if he sees me as a girl and not just a classmate? I mean, he didn't rea... read more

  • Dec 4
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  Anonymous says

i f***ing hurt my professor's feelings guys
he walked outta the room carrying his binder and stuff and when he came back in i joked "haha we thought u got fired" and he immediately froze and looked at me like this :^O
i had to explain it was a joke
poor boy
he looked so f***ing offended, dude
i was just trying to make a lil joke, a light jest, i didnt expect to crush his f***in spirit

  • Dec 4
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  Anonymous says

im a straight teenage girl, why the hell am I suddenly getting all these crushes because two years ago i was more interested in treating one direction like the antichrist and making fart jokes (im a weird and tomboyish girl)

Let me count my crushes! All of them are fictional characters.
1. 2. 3. 4.
Two of them are ones that a LOT of other te... read more

  • Dec 4
  Anonymous says

About three days ago my school had a Christmas party/feast at recess which is basically where everyone brings a snack each then we all tuck in while listening to christmas music.

I was gonna just bring a bunch of candy canes but at least 6 people said they were gonna so i decided to do something else. Lazy f*cks stole my idea.

I struggled to think of something but then I realised I could just bring in some soda. I picked up a bottle of Fanta and some... read more

  • Dec 4
  Anonymous says

To person wanting to be swallowed into a black hole:

That would literally be the most painful thing you could ever experience. Worse than going to school by far. You’ll literally be turned into spaghetti and will feel your whole body being crushed. But you’ll most likely die before you given get to that point because space is a vacuum and you can’t breathe

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  Anonymous says

HOW TO crush A crush??! I HAVE THIS crush ON THIS GUY AND OMG I WORK WITH HIM AND I CANT FOCUS. I BLUSH WHEN HES NEAR AND HE BLUSHES AT ME BUT HE IS A TAKEN MAN. WITH A KID. OMG I AM CHANGING JOBS!! THATS IT. MY BUTT IS OUTTA HERE!!

  • Dec 3
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  Anonymous says

I have a crush on a lady at church and I’m married. I thought it was just a normal thing but it’s been a few years now. Should I go ahead and leave that church and find a new one? What if it happens again? I will have thrown away friendships with people for nothing.

  • Dec 3
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Anonymous says

I have the biggest crush on one of my cousin's best friends and he told my cousin the reason he doesn't like any of the girls from our school is that they're all weird freaks or lesbians. Anyways he used to say I wasn't weird, but everybody else was he'd say "everybody in this class is weird except for Beth she's not weird" and he would say the same thing about freak he knows I'm not a lesbian due to past relationships I... read more

  • Dec 3
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Anonymous says

As a lesbian, I really f***ing hate when bi-curious people try to date you when you're the same sex.
Because, one way or another, you'll either be...

- 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐨.

She's a biblical-questioning church goer who has self-shamed but unwanted suppressed feelings of sex in itself. She doesn't want to get caught loving men, and she herself despises the thought of loving men in front of her "holy elders" to th... read more

  • Dec 3
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