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LOL I see a TROLL got BUTT HURT! ROFLMAO you all have a great day all that is except the troll

May your non soul suffer for a limited time, (maybe 2 million years) in a lake of non fire and the torment of that beer just being out of reach ha ha ha

translation: no, your neurosis doesn't stop thus all should suffer.
"hi, i'm holier than thou and please pay attention to me trolls, because mom doesn't give me 'special' time any more."

f***ing whore is doing my father, she will... read more

LOL I see a TROLL got BUTT HURT! ROFLMAO you all have a great day all that is except the troll

May your non soul suffer for a limited time, (maybe 2 million years) in a lake of non fire and the torment of that beer just being out of reach ha ha ha

translation: no, your neurosis doesn't stop thus all should suffer.
"hi, i'm holier than thou and please pay attention to me trolls, because mom doesn't give me 'special' time any more."

f***ing whore is doing my father, she will... read more

Nobody f***ing appreciates me. I do so much and I'm not given any recognition for even being a human being
I know u think I'm being dramatic but I've been fired just because I'm a girl, even though I did the job better than my male competitor, and my parents continually belittle me for not doing household chores (which I do. A lot) and use my brothers as examples even though they need to be dragged to the kitchen to perform a simple f***ing task
And my dog! My f***ing dog.
I ... read more

Holy f*** this heat is driving me crazy. 200 year old trees are dying. There are fires everywhere. Why can't it just f***ing rain. This is like hell

Today was the day I realized, we had much more dank memestars than I originally thought when I clearly heard, "wot in tarnation" and "....when the fire nation attacked" in just 2 class periods... :') Looks like I made my mark by just setting weekly memes as my profile pic and dank memes wallpaper on school computers...

I give pretty good advice. Too bad I never take any of it.
My friend is in a troubling situation. He likes this girl but he doesn't know how to approach her. We're nearly into our first year of college, so in a short time all of us will be parting ways. Including him and her. He's barely ever talked to her, but he's brought up countless times how he wants to ask her out. Something he's been saying for well over a year now. It's blatantly evident that he never will. Like me, h... read more

This is incredibly long and I apologize for that. I feel like if I don't let this out I am going to have a breakdown.

I am posting this because it is anonymous and I can only talk about this stuff with my SO. I can't talk to anyone else I personally know about it because it's so f***ed up. I can't even tell my best friend of 9 years about it.

Backstory- My parents divorced when I was a freshman in high school. It sucked and my mother became physically/emotionally abusive. I... read more

we love each other, but we're just like fire and water, if we stay together we will end up hurting one another.

The month I turned 13, I developed a muscle disorder characterized by tension and misuse concentrated in my throat. One day I was carefree, without any weight on my shoulders, and the next I was knocked to my knees by this agony that just hit me out of nowhere. Something about the intensity of it told me it would never go away, but for the first few weeks I told myself to wait it out and that it would go away eventually. After a month or so, I lost hope. I had been to see a f... read more

Hi, sorry to disturb you this late in the night
I have a serious inquiry directed toward Nickelodeon
My question is WHAT THE f*** ARE YOU DOING?
You know y'all used to have some fire b****es
When I turn on the TV I'm trying to see my favorite b****es
Zoey101? Jennette McCurdy? Oh my God
And now all you got is these preteens
Bruh, I'm not a pedo
I'm not trying to look at these little kids and get aroused
Now I can't watch Nickelodeon with my dick in my hand anymore
Now I'm fuc... read more

Hi, sorry to disturb you this late in the night
I have a serious inquiry directed toward Nickelodeon
My question is WHAT THE f*** ARE YOU DOING?
You know y'all used to have some fire b****es
When I turn on the TV I'm trying to see my favorite b****es
Zoey101? Jennette McCurdy? Oh my God
And now all you got is these preteens
Bruh, I'm not a pedo
I'm not trying to look at these little kids and get aroused
Now I can't watch Nickelodeon with my dick in my hand anymore
Now I'm fuc... read more

You ever live with someone who purposely hogs the internet bandwidth? This guy ALWAYS has a hi-def youtube video of a fireplace playing on his laptop...it's the middle of the summer. Why a fireplace? If it was porn, I wouldn't mind, but no: it's a fireplace. Either he is nutty and obsessed with fireplaces or he is doing it just to be a jerk, and I am pretty sure he is doing it to be a jerk. He leaves the laptop anywhere he wants. The couch. The kitchen counter. The dining roo... read more

My dad is probably the cockiest son of a b**** and loves to brag about his ocean of knowledge. Well, the f***ing fire alarm went off just now and while I'm running up and down everywhere to locate and stop the alarm, what does he do? f***ing stands around saying omg omg omg like a little girl. When I go to disassemble the alarm, he goes just don't touch it you're gonna make it worse. ??? what?? Literally good for nothing piece of turd is what he is.

I remember the date exactly, it was January twentieth. It was a Wednesday and I'd been put in detention by the relatively new Spanish teacher. He didn't like the fact that I told him to go and fall off a very tall bridge. Personally, I couldn't see the problem with it, I said it in Spanish and I was polite about it, I said please.

Anyway, when the bell rang at three fifteen to dismiss us, my mom sent me out of tuition to my detention and told me she'd wait for an hour seeing... read more

I hate my parents' voices. My father's especially. I hated how he would always shout and say that I had to shout too, because that was "projecting your voice, like successful people do". I hated how his face would swim up right next to my ear and go, "HAVE YOU SWEPT THE FLOOR?", or, "HAVEN'T YOU ALREADY TAKEN THAT EXAM?" "GO OUTSIDE AND RUN." Other times he would laugh and look proud of himself. He had a wheezing kind of laugh, the same one that I have. He said, "Told you, ri... read more

There's no way to control what happens with your friends, even if it is your best friend. Even if you think you know everything that is happening in their life and that you're almost like one person... You're not.
It's hard accepting that. I feel like I've come to that point where I need to accept it. My best friend is white, I'm indian. She is 2 and a half years younger than me. My family is Hindu and her family is Catholic. She grew up with her whole family always running a... read more

This is most likely going to be a long rant, but I feel like if I don't write it all out I might go crazy. I live in a family of eight. Keep in mind I'm a very reserved and independent kind of girl. I am most content when I am alone and have time to think and just enjoy some solitude. All seven of my family members are completely opposite. They thrive off of other people and need to constantly be talking and in each other's space. During the school year, I live in another cit... read more

Sooo my question is how can you love someone and want to be there everything but yet at the same time also be afraid of them in a sensible way.
Me and my boyfriend have been together for about a little over 3 years. He is my everything and we have quite recently just moved into our first house together. I was hoping that things would mellow out after having a rough past few months. He is a firefighter and he suffers from a lot of PTSD and severe anger issues from the stuff he... read more

My best friend was in a porno and got fired from her job, now she's complaining and trying to find a new one. Like b**** you might as well just keep doing porn, because you're probably not gonna find another corporate job ever again lol.

(Part 2)

It sounds stupid I know. But...I've been more than just friendzoned. If it were just that, I wouldn't be as upset. I'm fine just being her friend. But it's more than that. It's that fact that she invites me to hang out, and then subtlely but continually talks about my friend in a way that makes me certain she likes him. The Freudian slips where she accidentally says his name. The way she talks about her friend being a "traitor" for dating him. These are just what sh... read more