I love whenever I do something the person who tells me to do it is right there up my a** telling me they can do it better BUT they still don't do it. When they say something to me I keep thinking (sarcastically): wow, I guess it's a really good thing you're not doing it then.
"Oh hey, I see you there vacuuming. That's not the way I do it. ....Oh no I don't want to do it, I'm just saying you're doing it the wrong way"
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