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Anonymous says

The final boss of Steamworld Dig 2 can go suck on her father's f***ing hairy inbred left nut, the good for nothing redneck c***. f*** that boss and all the bulls*** mechanics.

  • Nov 8
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Anonymous says

"this song make me wanna xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
f*** off

  • Nov 7
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  Anonymous says

i used to be a super unfit, introverted person (not a bad thing), and now i’m actually really passionate about my sport and made friends at the sessions and ??? who am i becoming this is so weird

  • Nov 5
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  Anonymous says

Real class Missouri kick a field goal with :45 seconds on the clock up
42-16 don’t worry we will be back and your classless coaches will get the dog crap beat out of them next year at The Swamp. Rubbing it in on a team that fired its coach and has over 20 players out with injury and suspensions. Its not a good look for your program when you know the young men have been through a rough week. Trust me your also ran program will get what it deserves next year. Respect is... read more

  • Nov 4
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Anonymous says

I just finished swimming the Atlantic Ocean from South Carolina to Portugal and I beat Chuck Norris best time by over eleven hours.

  • Nov 3
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Anonymous says

I just shot a messikan sneaking thru my back yard
Damned chode!

  • Nov 2
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Anonymous says

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  • Oct 31
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Anonymous says

So I'm on the football team and we are hitting it hard so when I got home I was exhausted and decided to take a nap. I woke up feeling like I have to pee real bad but didn't want to open my eyes but when I did I found Mom riding me and it wasn't pee but c** building up. And I screamed mom what are you doing? And she said I'm getting a baby brother for you laughing evilly! then I woke up. WHAT THE f*** WAS THAT???

  • Oct 31
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Anonymous says

In an age where you could literally watch anything, why choose to watch sports? They're so boring to watch lol

  • Oct 30
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Anonymous says

What a f***ed up dream! So I'm on the football team and we are hitting it hard so when I got home I was exhausted and decided to take a nap. I woke up feeling like I have to pee real bad but didn't want to open my eyes but when I did I found Mom riding me and it wasn't pee but c** building up. And I screamed mom what are you doing? And she said I'm getting a baby brother for you laughing evilly! then I woke up. WHAT THE f*** WAS THAT?

  • Oct 29
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  Anonymous says

I'm upset and disappointed because I didn't make it to state. I wanted to, not alone, but on a relay with some friends. I went to every extra practice I could, practiced every extra time I could, and really gave it my all during training. Nobody else did. Then I came up with a plan, and the only one who didn't follow their part of the plan was me. I lost us the race despite all my effort. I even "took one for the team" by scratching my prior event (which I'm quite good at) in... read more

  • Oct 29
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Anonymous says

TRAMPLE THE WEAK, HURDLE THE DEAD...my favorite cross country quote hahahaha

  • Oct 29
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  Anonymous says

Where am I supposed to look for silver bullets, Kmart?

  • Oct 28
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  Anonymous says

I really like curl-ups, but I can’t do one push-up. Sigh.

  • Oct 27
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Anonymous says

I am a 16 year old girl playing midget AA hockey. I skipped a grade so I'm in grade 12 and am gonna graduate a year before everyone else my age. Because of this, I could play midget hockey for another year after I graduate. However, I have no desire to do this. As much as I love hockey, I want to move on to the next chapter of my life after I graduate and go to university. The issue is, my mom seems to think that next near I'm going to live at home, play hockey again and make... read more

  • Oct 27
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  Anonymous says

I developed a stress fracture in my shin and now I can't compete or practice for months. Holy f*** this is so frustrating. Track is the only thing I have left in my life that makes me happy and I can't even pursue it anymore.

  • Oct 26
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  Anonymous says

Can't believe the Yankees aren't bringing back Girardi. Which is probably a stupid move.

  • Oct 26
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  Anonymous says

Snowboarding... I want to try.

  • Oct 25
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  • Oct 25
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  Anonymous says

OKAY WTF MESSI WAS ALL OVER THE MEDIA THIS YEAR FOR BEING f***ING AMAZING AND EVEN NEYMAR WAS UP THERE MORE THAN LAME SUCKY a** FLOPPER a** RONALDO WHO DOESNT SCORE OR DO sh**. TELL ME HOW IN THE ACTUAL f*** DID THIS UGLY a** b**** WIN f***ING FIFA PLAYER OF THE YEAR

  • Oct 24
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